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Tessa, 37

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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Gearldine

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I know who I am and I know what I want. It's not always necessarily what I need or the best thing for me, but that's what makes it interesting. I love to laugh and have no problem laughing at myself. I love the simple things in life and don't consider myself a very interesting person, but I'll let you be the judge of that. I'm a fantastic cook and love cooking for a man who likes to eat. I immensely enjoy reading books of all genres and I love movies that make me laugh. I believe in treating all people with kindness and respect. A friendly smile and a kind word goes a long way. I've learned and earned some hard lessons in life when it comes to dating, relationships and marriage, but I don't let the past cloud my hopes for a happy future with the right man. I adore my 2 daughters and no one comes before them in my life. They are beautiful and truly a gift from God. They are not baggage and I will not tolerate them being referred to as such. I love spending time with family (I've got a big one) and being around people who really know me and not have to worry about being "proper" ...just being me. I'm a very sarcastic person and like someone who can dish it back to me. I also know when to put a lid on it and not hurt someone's feelings who might not get my sense of humor. A world without music is incomprehensible to me...it's one of my passions. From ***'s to present day rock, country, blues, pop,dance, rap and even classical...there's a song out there for every moment of your lifeI am completely free of all drama in my life. I handle whatever situations come up at the time they arise and don't drag them around for extended periods of time. I whole heartedly believe in old fashion romance. The sexiest thing in the world to me is that moment in time that seems to stand still when a guy raises his hand to touch your face right before he brushes his lips across yours for the very first time. I haven't dated anyone for 8 months so I'm gonna be nervous no matter what we do.

  • Carmelia

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    If you can't handle a girl that can be the biggest redneck around, get dirty (mud that is), work on her own car (yes i get help sometimes), admits her faults, sweet and funny as the day is long...yet can be a bear if you make me mad, and be as elegant as a princess....then I'm not for you. If you are still reading this and up for a challenge...contact me. I live life to the fullest. I work hard and play harder. Im easy going and love to laugh. I have my kids at home with me so if you aren't worthy of being around kids then don't bother talking to me. They always have and always will be 1st in my life. Im looking for someone to make me happy. Im a simple person but do love to have fun. Im a very busy person but do make time for the right person. I absolutely hate "drama". I dont trust people too easy, so dont take offense if I question you. Anything else? Just ask... surprise me!

  • Leonora

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I dont have the time or the desire to play games. Im not going to settle for less than I deserve and neither should you. Im not rushing a relationship, and I deserve a fair shake! I'm not jaded or wounded. I'm confident enough and maintain the day to day ordeals life gives. I won't use someone, and I won't be used. Be realistic and truthful and have respect for yourself and others! I'm from The DFW area but have been here in beautiful NWAR over a decade. I'm a sweetheart and deserve much more than this sight offers, but this is a option!Try Straight Up!! Please don't harass me! I'm a lady so treat me as one.

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