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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Davinia

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am looking for someone who is fun and enjoys having a good time to hang out with and have fun and who knows, maybe more. I enjoy having a good time and hanging out with my friends so I don't have time for jealously and insecurity. I am extremely loyal faithful and honestand I expect the same in return. I love to ride quads, movies, great dinners and trying new things. I enjoy music and concerts mostly rock and county. And enjoy trips to the casino for a little slots and blackjack. Life is short, so I really want to embrace it.

  • Judy

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    Woman. 83 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 69-97

    Hi! My name is Judy. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Ellijay, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Cheyenne

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Okay, about me.. I definitely categorize myself as being quite unique. I march to the beat of a different drummer, to say it the best way. I like to think out of the box. I have no problem with making a fool of myself to make someone smile. In my younger years, I was a wild child, so I do have visible tattoos. If you are Ultra-Conservative, then I doubt we will be meeting. I love to laugh and as I said before, I can be silly. I love to live life and I do my best to take care of myself by working out. I love to live life, try new things, and just laugh :D My mantra is: To Help and NEVER Hinder. I try to find something good in each and every person I come into contact with.... I come into contact with a lot of people! I think of myself as an optimist; although sometimes I'm too gullible and trusting. My perfect match would be true to his words, once you put a lie out there...you can never take it back. He would be respectful to me as well as himself. He would be considerate and not be afraid to speak his mind. He would love to try new things and have a sense of humor. He can accept my faults as well as his own. He wouldn't be afraid to apologize AND mean it! He would know how to plan accordingly, so he would be on time. Punctuality is big for me. He would call when he says he's going to call. I know I'm really putting high expectations on a guy and none of this is written in stone. Well, maybe the punctuality is! To sum it up, I'm looking for MAN! Someone who owns actions and he doesn't have to perfect...just a gentleman. I'm not perfect, just perfectly flawed! Another, thing if we talk on the phone for a bit and you start to realize, that you are not intersested in me any longer..Be MAN enough to tell me. I'm not a child. I am a grown WOMAN and can handle it! I m not into internet/phone sex, nor will I be someone's "booty call". Are you who I'm looking for? Have an open mind and we'll see.... A great 1st date would be meeting for coffee and having dessert ;)

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