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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

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