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Tessa, 37

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About Me

Okay... I never thought I'd be back on this site. lol...Funny how life works sometimes. Anyways, here I am- Take It or Leave It! :)Hmmm.... about me. Well I'm a genetic hybrid of half Italian & half red-neck. ( Soooo...Don't make me mad, or you'll be in trouble! -Just Joking). Anyways, I love to make people laugh & I try to have fun no matter where I'm at. ...And I'm irresistibly cute if you haven't noticed. ;) I'm also completely spastically hyper in a good way! I obviously love to talk too, so if you're looking for a Quiet girl... please move along now. Lmao. BTW....I'm extremely Affectionate & should come with a Warning Label! Rarrrrr! ;***word to honestly describe my personality is FIRECRACKER cuz I'm like Boom Boom Pow! Sooooo, if I've not scared you off yet & you're into explosives... please read on... :)What am I doing with my life??? Well... I'm a successful Benefit Investment Consultant for a nationally chartered trust company. I implement investment portfolios for mostly mid-sized to large company ***k) & ***b) retirement plans. I make sure the plans operate smoothly & are compliant with ERISA & DOL regulations...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Are ya still awake??? lol. I like to think I'm NERD HOT! ;) I love my job. But life is not all about work. I like to play too! Speaking of playing... I am a classical musician & play cello. I have all kinds of talents!! ;) I am also currently "Workin' on My Fitness", and would love to meet someone who shared the same goals for a healthier lifestyle & bringing Sexy back...;)First things people notice about me... That I can't shut up! lol. Joking kinda... Anyways---Well I guess Appearance wise,...; pretty long brown hair. (I also have other attributes I can't mention... I'm blessed! lol).. Personality wise: I am Craaaazzzzy and love to joke around. I am both witty & sarcastic.You should message me as long as you are a Normal, Non-Creepy guy with a job..... Oh, one more thing....... Please, do not waste my time. LolTtyl. ;) I'm up for anything... Dinner is always nice ... But I'll leave this one up to you to plan! ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    heres a little bit of me from the inside.In this life sometimes it seems walking alone is how it will always be..when things are great the crowds gather..but there are few who stick around when the going gets tough...sometimes i dont blame them..this life isnt easy, its full of complication...the only way to get through is upon ones own will...sometimes its by a thread when faith has been shaken..yet its just when one thinks they cant...they already pulled through.get ahold of me if you really are interested. i've been on the dating scene long enough that i'm over headgames and just would like to see if maybe someone could find me lovable enough to be proud to call their lady. i dont play games and hope for none to be played on me. ok, so now that that's out of the way... what else would you lilke to know? :) maybe just a coffee date to start...short and sweet with conversation...and if it feels right maybe meet again...otherwise part our ways and wish eachother luck!

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Iam new to area and hoping to meet cool people to venture this town. Im loyal , driven and laid back. I love gator football and anything outdoors. Looking to meet someone genuine, heartfelt and honest ...friends first and see what happens from there.

  • Dora

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Hi. I'm a native Austinite and single mom who's looking for someone to enjoy this wonderful world with me. I love music of lots of different genres and love documentaries. Laughter should be a part of every day. Although I have become more of a homebody in recent years, I love to travel. Every day is a new adventure, and I'm looking for a new member of my party. I am not looking to play games. I'm looking for an honest person first and foremost. I am also not interested in just hooking up. I'm a little old fashioned in this area I guess. I want you to figure out our first date, although I'm open to almost anything once. :)

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