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Alease, 37

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About Me

I’m crazy, definitely not normal, cheeky and slightly off and that's OK. :pI like trying different types of mustard's, gnomes, sugar free candies, photography, music, correcting the grammar of others, people watching (but not in a perverted sort of way. OK, so maybe just that one time.)and a lot of other artsy fartsy kind of crapI have an unnatural dislike of sporks. I have no shame and will do anything to get a laugh. I’ve walked on fire. No joke! Ask me! I love to talk about it! I like to scream under my voice when I drive. I love to sing. Anything remotely related to theatre, I love to travel. Spur of the moment road trips are the best. I love flying, Italian Opera, spending all day in an art or history museum, curling up on the couch with a good book. Thunderstorms excite me. taking long walks, watching the sunset. Moon and star watching, I love wines, either a nice chilled glass of pinot grigio or a good merlot sipped over great conversation and candle light. I love cold pillows, collecting shot glasses from various places of travel, warm fuzzy toe socks, Pedicures and hot rock massages (actually any massage if you want to get technical), kicking back with friends. I am totally obsessed with anything music. If you've made it past all of my goofiness, congratulations. I should also add that I am a healthy, active and independent bbw who is also sassy and has a great sense of humour. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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