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Alease, 37

Offline, last seen Tue, 25 Aug 2026 21:57:51

About Me

I’m crazy, definitely not normal, cheeky and slightly off and that's OK. :pI like trying different types of mustard's, gnomes, sugar free candies, photography, music, correcting the grammar of others, people watching (but not in a perverted sort of way. OK, so maybe just that one time.)and a lot of other artsy fartsy kind of crapI have an unnatural dislike of sporks. I have no shame and will do anything to get a laugh. I’ve walked on fire. No joke! Ask me! I love to talk about it! I like to scream under my voice when I drive. I love to sing. Anything remotely related to theatre, I love to travel. Spur of the moment road trips are the best. I love flying, Italian Opera, spending all day in an art or history museum, curling up on the couch with a good book. Thunderstorms excite me. taking long walks, watching the sunset. Moon and star watching, I love wines, either a nice chilled glass of pinot grigio or a good merlot sipped over great conversation and candle light. I love cold pillows, collecting shot glasses from various places of travel, warm fuzzy toe socks, Pedicures and hot rock massages (actually any massage if you want to get technical), kicking back with friends. I am totally obsessed with anything music. If you've made it past all of my goofiness, congratulations. I should also add that I am a healthy, active and independent bbw who is also sassy and has a great sense of humour. If you're interested, send me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Thuy

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I've been out of the dating scene for quite some time and I'm ready to give it another try. Plain and simple- I'm a good person, with a good heart and I'm ready to move forward in life with the right person. I am truly at the stage where I don't need a relationship but I want a relationship. I'm interested in having a family. I'm very lucky as I have a great, family and wonderful friends who I love spending time with. I like to exercise. Zumba, yoga, biking, hiking and country dancing are a few activities I enjoy. Every now and again I get crafty and tap into the domesticated fine arts such as sewing, scrapbooking, and cross stitching. Speaking of cats.....I have two :) They're perfect for a condo owner and someone that likes to travel. Which by the way, if I could travel every month I would!! I most recently went on an Alaskan cruise (one of the best trips of my life). The last thing I can share about me is that I love a good joke and I love to laugh. My friends tell me I have a guy sense of humor (whatever that means) Sometimes the laugh is a cackle. Just sayin, you've been forewarned! Is this where I TELL about my first date??? Ok, here it goes. It was 9th grade, Coronation dance. I went with John S. I was wearing a green dress he had on a matching light green sweater (oh ahh). I had about 20 pounds on him b/c he was wrestling in the pip squeak catagory. So dinner wasn't too exciting b/c I was the only one who ate! He had a piece lettuce. Anyway, John's dad carted us around to dinner, the dance, back home. I had my first kiss on my front porch that night. It reminded me of......a cat lapping milk?!? Was that not how it was supposed to be??! Not as romantic as I thought it would be! Maybe it was b/c he was starving! :) OK, IN ALL SERIOUSNESS- I'm down w/quick first dates. A coffee, a drink. A walk around a shopping area. If we feel it's worth a second date, we can do more!

  • Gilma

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I come from a big irish family which is very important to me. I love 80's music especially but I also enjoy listening to other types of music anything but country.I hope to go to nursing school in the near future I'll leave it up to u i like a man that takes charge

  • Vennie

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Im really laid back and have a great sense of humor and positive attitude. Im looking for honesty! Say what you mean and mean what you say! I accept others for who they are and treat ppl the way I want to be treated. I'm more a night owl than an early bird but I do like to be on time! I don't follow rules very well and tend to do things out of the ordinary. I have morals and values like a good southern girl should and appreciate respect that every gentleman should give. I have an 11 yr old daughter that is my top priority, as any child should be! If I seem distracted or busy She is the reason! She has my undivided attention always!!! I've learned alot and been through even more.I've been told I never meet a strange. I rarely watch tv, my radio is usually on worship music, Im more of a night owl than an early bird. I always find humor in everything and usually am the one to say what everyone else is thinking. I have the gift of gab and been told I'm too honest, whatever that means.....lol I believe you either have a connection or you dont. That spark is either there or it isnt and I know how short life can be so I wont waste your time if I dont feel a real connection. I got some trust issues I'm trying to overcome so spare me the bs please n thank you! Too old for games meaning life is short I'm not trying to waste time Oh and FYI :I don't know if this site shows it but I only date Caucasian men and I don't consider weed a drug. your chance to surprise/impress me!

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