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JanelleOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
So...I'm not really sure how many times I've been on meetville....(I kind of lost count). It is up to you to decide if it has anything to do with me or not after reading my short (yet entertaining) novel, so sit back, relax, have a glass of wine, and cuddle up to this, at times, heart warming (but equally disturbing) account of non-fiction literary genius....AKA: My Dating Life***I should warn you, however, that this tale is not meant for the weak of heart. On the contrary, I am sharing my experiences of internet dating with you in an effort to deter those of you whose intentions are to repeat any of the following scenarios that I have, sadly, encountered through internet dating.Let's just get one thing straight first: I realize that when I decide to engage in internet dating, chances are, I'm not the only girl you're seeing/talking to. This is perfectly fine, and even socially acceptable....but only to a point. Once we decide to engage in sexual congress or "take it to the smush room", I expect monogamy. ..what I'm saying is that once we are intimate, you cease to be intimate with other women. As ridiculous as it may sound to some of you, I do have to spell it out for the guy in the back row who wasn't paying attention...LOL. If you are the kind of guy who still defines his manhood by "quantity" versus "quality", then please keep moving on and do not message me. I am quality, and will not accept being one of your minions. By the way, "wants to date but nothing serious" is just a nice way of saying, "I want to have sex with you and never call you again..." So if that's your "intent", then no thanks..The first few people I met on this site weren't even the same people who were in the pictures. This is equally as disturbing as back row guy....Why can't you people just be the same people in the pictures???? The gig will be up at one point or another! Okay, true story: so, my sister went on another dating site and met up with a guy who she was talking to for a couple of weeks and dude shows up to their first date in a wheelchair!! First off, I have no problem with folks in a wheelchair. What I DO have a problem with is the lack of disclosure...the bait and switch...just don't do this gentlemen. For this reason, I will not text incessantly with you for days and weeks without TALKING on the phone. What's so wrong with talking anyways? I guess it can be terrifying to some without a personality, but part of physical attraction is chemistry and I can tell more about how this relationship will go by a conversation. Plus, if you only text me and you can't have a conversation, I will be convinced you are either married or live with your girlfriend....which is a perfect segue to my next no-no....The next string of guys I met off meetville all had girlfriends aka that one "CRAZY EX" that just "won't go away". C'mon fellas...women don't cling unless they're still getting the ding-a-ling. If you have a crazy ex or baby mama, this is not going to work. I have dated guys from meetville (all unbeknownst to me) who are: married with a 7 month pregnant wife, living with their girlfriend who's "just a friend"...believe me, I've heard every excuse imaginable. So at this point, your thoughts are that I'm "jaded...cynical....bitter". No, not really. If I were any of those things, I wouldn't be giving this internet dating malarkey another chance.- Consequently, I am here...on meetville...hoping for a different result than my former experiences. I would be lying if I said I take any of this too seriously, but you have to admit, it did make for an entertaining read :) To be honest, I have a daughter. She is 8, totally awesome, and the two of us deserve the world. In honor of her, I will not tolerate any more douche bags with insecurity issues (being that insecurity is the root of seeking quantity vs. quality). I am a very stable woman. I have been a single mother for 8 years. I have an amazing job, I provide for my daughter and myself, so I don't "need" a man, I just want one. I am at the highest point in Maslow's heirarchy of needs where I'm ready for self-actualization (although my "sexual intimacy" category could use some cultivating as of late). If there is a guy out there for me....awesome! If I have to do this life alone....okay, whatever, not a big deal! Do not mistake my aloof attitude for lack of want or passion...:) I'm not really sure why I just totally went ghetto right there, but hey! decent prose, right? :)) So will the real slim (not shady) please stand up?? :***last thing :***I go to the gym constantly. One could argue that I have OCGD...obsessive compulsive gym disorder. I am attracted to guys who are as passionate about the gym as I am. Just going to the gym is not enough for me.....I like men who can lift heavier weight than I can....so no, spin class and cross fit do not count. And if you ride your bike down busy streets with your tight spandex and retarded helmet, chances are, I have chucked something out the window in an effort to teach you a lesson at some point. They have bike paths for you people!!! Use them!!! LOL. Okay, I am done...... My best response to this is very simple. I've said it before and I'll say it again: We meet at the airport...no bags, oh no, we aren't going anywhere....we just sit at the airport bar and "people watch". I used to be a flight attendant, so trust me, this is amazing.e. where they're going, where they've been, why are they screaming into their Star Trek blue tooth device at this invisible, omniscient boss so intensely....are they really THAT important? Is it really necessary to be screaming like that? The best is when they drop their bag or laptop...then they have to bend down and furiously stuff all the papers into their leather bonded briefcase, sweat pouring from their hairline to their furrowed brow....somehow, when we're buzzed, their bad day just became our best day...Now THAT is true comedy....LOLOLOL
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PhillisOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I teach my children core values such as to always help those who aren't able to help themselves and to do so unconditionally; if they choose to not try, then they've made the choice to fail so they are to never give up; mistakes are just simple obstacles the give us an opportunity to learn; we are all perfectly imperfect and therefore, we talk about anything and everything, there are no secrets and always a solution. :)
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AngeliaOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am a girly girl but I'm not high maintenance.. Im a jeans and tshirt kind of girl but I can also throw on a pair of heels and a cute outfit to go with my special someone.. I tend to be a little shy at first but once I open up I'm a blast to be around.i love getting tattoos and guys with tattos..i love country music,sport specially hockey and nascar, camping and sitting around a bon fire, going to the dirt track and mud boggs,or just watching a movie and enjoying time with a special someone.. I love just packing up the car and taking a road trip .. I have a job I absolutely love and I am furthering my education so I can go work for hospice.. caring for others is my passion..I am strong and independent and not looking to jump into anything to quick and im not looking for some random hook up.. when the time is right and I find ?the ?the right person he will be a strong hard working man who's loyal and faithful with a strong moral foundation.. who respects me as a woman and who I can care for like a man should be cared for.. I want a best friend and lover I can grow old with.. I'm honest and genuine and love unconditionally and if I give you my heart you can trust that its yours.. there.is a lot more to me than a paragraph so if u want to knw just ask I'm open and honest I have nothing to hide I like the person I am flaws and all..Profile update:Okay seriously guys I'm not on here looking to come to your house and cuddle tonight or have you give me a.massage or give you one..I'm not looking for a booty call.. I'm not going to.send u naked pictures of myself and I sure don't want any of you.. if that's what your looking for then good for you I know there are girls out there down for that but its just not my style.. so please don't waste either of our time its not gonna happen.. and have enough respect for me as a person and a woman to not proposition me or ask its very offensive to me A dinner on the tailgate of a truck under the moon and stars.. or a hockey or football game and a few beers.