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PatricaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am a out going person and like to have fun. I am not shy and I pretty much speak my mind. I tend to make people laugh and have a good time in almost any situation. I think of myself as a people person. I dont like drama and defiinitley dont like liars. Yes sometimes the truth hurts but in the grand scheme of things its better to just be honest, especially with me I have a lot of respect for people that just keep it real! Also I dont handle jealous people very well because I feel like it all comes down to trust if you cant trust me or I cant trust you then its really a waste of time. Life is to short for all of that. My goals are to stay healthy and enjoy life with my kids and my friends and all the people in my life. I enjoy tattoos and I myself have a few and enjoy looking at other peoples art as well.***\\***Please***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You***\\\***Care About***\\***People***\***With***\\\***Cancer***\\\***A first date for me could be any where as long as its somewhere we are able to talk and hear each other to really give the attention needed in order to get to know someone. Taking a walk through Old Sac or along the river or even a trip to San Fran and going to the warf or the beach there. I enjoy having fun without spending a lot of money there are so many things to do with not having to break the bank.
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MalisaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am a pretty easy going gal, can find humor in almost anything, have a super cute bulldog, and am very close with my family.
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RimonOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.