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KailynnOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Lets get together and make some memories!I once heard it said, finding a partner is like finding a parking space, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped...but if you circle the lot long enough, a good one will free up. :)Anyway, I love being active...traveling, going to the gym, concerts, road trips, movies, and stuff. I'll do pretty much anything once. I'm not going to waste your time, so here's the honest truth...I am a great catch. I'm looking to make some friends to spend my down time with as well as someone I can have that special connection with. I own my home (well technically the bank does)...don't need someone to support me, just want someone to mow the lawn. :)I'm looking for Mr. Right, not Mr. Perfect. Someone who can make me laugh. Someone who doesn't want to play games. Someone who will tell me if he's interested, and if he's not interested, he'll tell me that too. You should send me a message if you're still reading this, you speak English, you've never been on Dateline, you aren't just looking for someone to help you get your green card. Let's grab dinner, go for a walk by the river, catch a movie, go on a road trip, I'll try anything once...
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JoelOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Love Music, like to Dance. Conservative party animal. I can be quite a chatterbox at times. Awkward but yet cool at that same time. I‘d like to find an open minded partner who behaves genuinely.
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RimonOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.