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HertaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I'm looking to meet and make friends. Boring stuff aside, I'm cool, confident, and I absolutely love excuses to get outside and enjoy all kinds of outdoor adventures. I come from a big family ***siblings, married with their own kids (including twins and triplets)! My father is of Russian descent, but born and raised in NYC. Mother is a pistol Puerto Rican, who will correct your grammar in her thick Spanish accent.My brother is the funniest person I know. My perfect match is funnier. - He suggested I mention this. I laugh easily and see the beauty in every part of life. I have a thick skin, and I work hard at anything I do. This includes fitness and play. Traveling and exploring the world are important to me. People would describe as happy, easy going, and outgoing. Focusing my studies in law fell naturally to me, as I'm fair, open-minded, and truly enjoy interacting with people and learning to help turn around lives for the better when they find themselves in their worst points. I value my closest friends because of their views and attitudes towards life. They are close to me because I want to be more like them.I forgive and forget and . . . move on.My perfect match has a direct line to my funny bone and can, if not play, at least recognize, talented music. I'm looking for someone who is genuine; a true man with dignity and a sense of contributing to something larger than himself.
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DarrylOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
So here is the thing I have decided with this site...does it really matter what I say here? If you like my pictures you will message me, if not, you won't. Fair enough right? And I will do the same...you usually *** if you like what you see, the rest can be discussed in more detail later...Full Disclosure: If you are looking for a hook up or sex partner, I am not your girl. I am here to meet normal men, looking for a normal girl with good intentions. I would prefer to meet somewhere like a wine bar, lounge, jazz bar. Not a club or for coffee...sorry to break the awkwardness I need a little liquid courage.
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.