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Alyson, 32

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About Me

I absolutely go weak in the knees for back hair. It is just so sexy. I work full time so really you don't need a job. I am sure you live with your mom, ya know....to help HER out. I drive a nice car...sure you can get the spare key, what are girlfriends for anyway? I want a man who is so caught up in his own life that he forgets to call me for days. That is such a turn on to know that talking to me rates right up there with taking the trash out once a week. If you have a coating of cheddar on your teeth and smell like cat piss...better hold me back cause I'm gonna be losing clothes before we make it to dinner. Are you looking for a serious relationship? Pfffttt me either! I mean I'm sure I will tell you everything you want to hear, just like you will do to me. I mean the best relationships are built on lies and fakeness right? No? Dang....no wonder I'm still single. Did you buy any of that crap??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Felicity

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Please read my whole profile before you write me. I appreciate compliments but at that rate I can't respond to everybody, even though out of respect I would like to. The following are my preferences for a ROMANTIC relationship. ALL people matter to God so all people matter to me. I am open to friendships but if it will ever be anything more, the following must be met. I believe honesty is the best policy. I am NOT in this to play games, get laid, or help you discover that you aren't ready for a relationship. I am freaking amazing and if you get close to me you could fall very hard. Now is your chance to walk away if you're not ready for that :) I warned you...Things you should know about me...1) I am not skinny. I am not fat. I like chocolate and I exercise every day. I am totally ok with not being your dream girl. I only need to be one man's dream girl. If that's not you, I will not be sad about it. Also, small guys are not my preference. I am 5'7". Please be at least 5'10.2) I have THREE boys. They are my entire world and probably the reason I have not responded to your messages so far. They require a lot of my time as those of you with children know. They have a good dad who is very involved in their lives. I prefer to talk to guys with kids, but I'm open to whatever God has for me. 3) I hate the word "religion" but you should know, I am a Christian. I go to church every week because I want to. I am working on my relationship with Jesus every day. If this is not something we share, it will NEVER work. I'm not judging you. I don't think I'm better than you. It's just that I have lived enough to know what is most important to me in a relationship.4) I'm happy for you that you have muscles. I can tell you have muscles even with your shirt on. I am SO much more interested in what's on the inside of you. You don't get any more points with me because you have muscles. Ok, maybe one point. But that won't put you ahead of the man that makes me feel beautiful even if I don't have washboard abs. That being said, muscles are sexy as hell.5) I LOVE to laugh. I'm borderline sarcastic (totally in humor) so if you're sensitive or not appreciative of beautiful witty women, I'm not going to be the one for you. If you make me laugh in your first message I will probably write you back or at least not block you ;) (that was me being sarcastic). I'm chill, so maybe short and sweet the first time. Maybe a picnic at the lake if we click. Nothing fancy.Turn offs...Man jewelry (esp. earrings***!!!!!!Facial tattoosMen with children on the wayNon-ChristianShort menTalking bad about your children's mother Men who don't listen to country musicMen who don't camp Men who don't know how to fishUnemployedSeparated but not divorcedUninvolved in their children's livesMen who don't like/want more childrenLong hairUses foul language a lotSmoker (yes this means pot too)Gangster lookPeople who abbreviate by leaving one letter off the end of a word (How you "doin"?) That's just retardedMessed up teeth/bad breathSalesmenMen who want me to carry the conversation and as all the questions. This is not an interview! You wrote me first, remember?!? LolTurn Ons...ChristianMen who aren't afraid to get dirtyCowboysMen who can shoot a gunLove their kidsEducated or drivenListen to country music (esp.Did I mention I like to laugh?*******Doesn't make me wonder how he feels about me********

  • Sharyn

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    A woman,is fully capable of being faithful. Temptation is not her weakness. All she wants is love, attention, honesty, and loyalty.

  • Sarahi

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm a mom of 2 girls. Yes they have a daddy who is actively involved in their lives. I'm independent, confident, but sometimes shy. I take care of myself and my girls ... if ur a dead beat..move on. I'm not interested in being a sugar mama. I like to have fun. Hang out with my friends and family usually boating or anything outdoors. I can't stand laziness. I love to laugh. Even at my own jokes...prefer someone who can handle my sarcastic sense ofhumor and also my independence!!Please note I am 5'9. I have long legs and I like to wear heels so if you can't handle a tall girl.... Move on Whatever we feel like....

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