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Alyson, 32

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About Me

I absolutely go weak in the knees for back hair. It is just so sexy. I work full time so really you don't need a job. I am sure you live with your mom, ya know....to help HER out. I drive a nice car...sure you can get the spare key, what are girlfriends for anyway? I want a man who is so caught up in his own life that he forgets to call me for days. That is such a turn on to know that talking to me rates right up there with taking the trash out once a week. If you have a coating of cheddar on your teeth and smell like cat piss...better hold me back cause I'm gonna be losing clothes before we make it to dinner. Are you looking for a serious relationship? Pfffttt me either! I mean I'm sure I will tell you everything you want to hear, just like you will do to me. I mean the best relationships are built on lies and fakeness right? No? Dang....no wonder I'm still single. Did you buy any of that crap??

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

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    Hi! My name is Bootsie. I am divorced agnostic caucasian woman with kids from Douglas, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Dan

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Top 10 reasons to go out with me:***I clearly passed your picture test as you're now reading (skimming?) this.***I can kick your ass at pool. Actually, I can try. Let's be honest, I suck at pool.***I have a job and can take care of myself.***I don't believe in boring. It's too boring.***I make amazing guacamole.Now while you're waiting for my response from the note you just sent asking me how amazing it is, here's some more:***I can have an intelligent conversation with you about the pros and cons of Apple's built-in obsolescence. You know, if it comes up.***I am actually on this site to find someone to have a relationship with (once we, you know, get to know each other). And I really am a woman.***I'm not crazy. Well, maybe in the good ways.***I recently bought a new bed and it's still a bit hard... could use some help jumping on it to break it in.Wait a second......I said Jump. With a J. ;). Hee hee.***why are there always top 10 lists? Why not top 9? What is our obsession with multiples of 5? And I'm pretty sure I had you at guacamole.But if not.......um........"Every moment is a chance to start a new adventure?" Too sappy? Hmmmmmmm "I'm kind, generous, and honest?" Too boring (although true)? "How about after we hit it off you tell me?" Too much of a cop out?Ok "Let's just do it!" A first date should be about getting to know each other, but I find it really hard to do that over drinks/coffee because it ends up being an interview. Let's do something that is still easy, short and non-commital, but a bit more interesting to break out of the 20-questions game - toss the volleyball around for an hour while we talk, go watch an outdoor sumo wrestling match, go to a street fair, etc.

  • Phillida

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    *Not here to play games im grown*I am me.. i could tell you all day that i am a good honest women but the best way to get to know who i am is to talk to me, meet me. I work fulltime im independent and im loving life!!

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