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CaetlinOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am 32 years old. I am a mother of two boys. I am country all the way, just like Jase says " You add camo to anything and it looks good". I am a girly girl also for business. I love animals, I love to hunt, I bow hunt and also own my own nice firearms. I can easy go with the flow. My 8 year old son is about as redneck as it comes, he is also disabled. So I have not worked for the last two years due to his disability. I know that ruined it right there. Kids and I do not work right now. Please do not be judgmental of me because i do not work. I am working on my double major in Psychology and Criminal Justice to work in the juvenile probation field. I have done bookkeeping and accounting as my past employment. So Im not a dummy. I consider myself a very Suzie homemaker kind of woman. I like to cook clean etc... I do not see how, she is modern and contemporary mine is country. I am very honest and committed. I do come with baggage, as I have a disabled child that tries my patience every chance he gets.Sooo The man I'm looking for must truly love me for me and have an incredible amount of patience as I do everything to better my sons life. You will not find a more dedicated mother than me.Aside from that I am also very likable I would say. I get along with everyone. A good feature of mine I think is that i can always see both sides of the story. I am none confrontational, however If you do me wrong my bad first time, your bad the second time. If it comes to my children There is no first chance. Sorry Now here is what seems to be another tie breaker to men .... Ready... I am thick. I do not consider myself obese but I'm think also working on that. What else more can I say? Please get to know me, I wont disappoint you I promise. Im a good woman. Thank you in advance for readying my profile!
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RimonOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.
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LoreenOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I\'m a family oriented person, but I love going out and experiencing joys of life. Someone that I’m attracted to, who can keep me laughing, and who can hold an intelligent conversation.