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ValentinaOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
If you don't have a whole lot of heart, then i don't have a whole lot of time for you. You must be quick, you must be cunning. You must be willing to act like a giant goofball in public. I like a boy who's health conscious. Points if you would eat kale (voluntarily), or are into alternative medicine/body work. I'm an optimist to a fault...don't like the dark side. Horror flicks? No. Goonies? Yes! I will gently remind you of the positives in everything. I also might shove them down your esophagus. No no, I spelled it right -- look it up. General attraction guideline...I have a personal vendetta against the Soul Patch; please know that you will not earn points by attempting to INTENTIONALLY look like a goat, or trying to sandpaper my face off. Moving on: I try to go to bed early when i can...I'm into daytime productivity over nighttime mischief. (And daytime mischief is highly underrated!) Would love to find a guy who wants to wake up with me at 7am and go hiking to get the day started. I'm a super busy lady and I love my 8 million jobs...so I must be bright eyed and bushytailed! Have i lost you yet? Don't worry, I don't actually have a tail. We're going downhill, aren't we. Have some frozen yogurt -- it'll make you feel better. That's good shit. (should i say shit...again? is it classy?) A guy with class. A hero. Okay, a superhero. Yeah, i said it. He likes to hike/frolic through sprinklers/can spar with me in Chinese Kenpo and not mind when i totally win, etc. Now, don't get me wrong - I am dainty with sparkles and cuddles...just don't be foolish and start thinking that I can't kick your butt in ping pong, or beat you up if we get into a bar fight. I'm just sayin'. Also, you hold my hand and tuck my hair behind my ear when we're walking to the grocery market.
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DelightOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi. Well i love to play with my boxer and take her to the beach. I like to show horses and love working in the medical field. I am a very loyal and faithful person who will do anything for the one she loves. Plus. I am fun. I like to read and watch movies. Go to wineries and travel. Go bowling . Basically up for anything fun Dinner. Coffee. Go to the zoo or the beach or check out a winery.
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RimonOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a dynamic individual, often seen scaling footpaths and crushing hearts. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning pornos, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three minutes in a row. I woo men with my sensuous and godlike sitar playing, I can pilot Barbie scooters up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in forty minutes. I develop black eyes in mere minutes. Using only a leatherman and a large glass of beer, I once single- I play strip poker quite successfully (especially with the aforementioned monkeys), I was scouted by the spearmint rhino, I am the subject of numerous rumors. When I'm bored, I draw rude comics. I enjoy shark diving. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of leather evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number forty-two and have won the weekend passes.-force drinking demonstration. I bat .nothing. Children hate me. I can hurl drinking straws at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Go Griff Go, The Cat in the Hat, and The Cat in the Hat Comes Back in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dog house that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in Tesco. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep standing up. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning worms.-diving competitions in Havasu, and spelling bees at the Vatican.-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. “This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.” Bill Hicks, legend and possible prophet Anything awesome, as long as you have a car, a job, and an ounce of prudence. Racists, homophobes, devout Catholics, and mummy's boys need not apply. Froods and Time Lords highly preferred and immensely revered.