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Mao
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Same story as a lot of folks on here....I work a lot and most of my friends are married (or married with children) so the opportunity to head out and meet new people are few and far between these days. Although wary at first, I thought this may be a pressure-free alternative to meet some great like-minded people. I'm attracted to people with passion. If you don't have passion for what you do, regardless of what it is, what's the point? Life's short. I'm looking for someone with style who's intelligent, ambitious, affectionate, trustworthy, and has an irrepressible zest for life. Can you make me laugh and get my sarcasm? Score. Someone who realizes that life is a work in progress, and has a desire to learn and try new things. And hopefully your idea of having a great time doesn't include getting wasted at a bar or a club on a regular basis. I just ask that you have all your teeth, don't take more time doing your hair than I do, and don't take yourself too seriously. Things I Dig:-Music, art and photography-My family (and hopefully family is important to you as well)-Travel-Cutting a rug-Scruffy men who look like they may or may not live in the woods-Witty banter-Good grammar. I know that sounds picky. But if you send me a message/text with horrible grammar, typos and misspellings, that's not a very good impression you're making.-Anywhere on, near, or around the ocean-Being outside on beautiful days- Yes, I do actually have to say that.-The smell of old books-Those skilled at playing *** sing and kill at the tambourine, let's start a band!)-Eating. Like, I could win an eating contest.-Baking. You could be my cupcake-flavor guinea pig. Hello, we're strangers who met on the Internet. So something low pressure to balance out the fact that we're lonely and desperate.(I kid!)
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Harriette
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I am 34 years old and work full time by day....by night I am a single Mom raising 2 wonderful boysMusic is a huge part of my life, I can often be caught around my house with the boys singing and dancing.I love a good movie, make me laugh or cry if it's a good story I will watch it...I live at the shore so I love the beach and spend a lot of time outside in the summer with the boys...Yes, I am Italian so I do "live loud", but I do NOT fit the typical "; girl persona.....Obviously, if you don't like kids or not interested in a girl with kids, I'm probably not the girl for youI have a great sense of humor, and I can guarantee to make you laugh within 20 minutes ;)I'm honestly not interested in random hook ups or drama or "party boys" ... just a guy I could chill with and have fun.... I like dinner or appetizers and drinks .. something short and sweet at first...no reason to commit to a long drawn out thing and then find out there's nothing there! First dates are always a little awkward so the less stress and pressure the better...
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Zowie
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hmm. What can I say to not lead you to believe I am a total weirdo? Not much I'm afraid, so I won't even try. ***, I'll start by saying I am a total weirdo.I have a pretty outgoing personality and sometimes people are a bit put-off, confused, disturbed, amused or attracted to my sense of humor, but mostly just confused.Oh, that reminds me. I find that having a good sense of humor is a huge part of life. I enjoy people who have one.I also enjoy other people's company and I like to get naked at parties. Conversely, I like company parties and naked people. I live life to its fullest!But wait... there's more-I can bake, but I can’t cook.I love to swim, but I fear the ocean.I’m afraid of heights, but I always look down.I am afraid of the dark, but only when I sleep alone.I love to write, but do not write as much as I should.I have made many bad decisions, but I have no regrets.I love to go camping and fishing, yet I generally hate the outdoors.I adore a variety of music (no country, no hardcore rap) but I can only half-ass play an *** was younger, I wanted to be an opera singer, but I have never been to the opera.I 3 Beer!I’ll sing in the car, in the shower, cleaning the house, or any other time a new song has spun its way into my head, but it will neither be in key, nor will I know all the words.I like card games, or board games, and useless trivia. It annoys me when I see a movie with a familiar actor and I can’t place him in other movies I know I’ve seen, or when something suddenly reminds me of a song from years past and I can’t quite remember the words and all I have to go off of is a rhythm of which, I currently have none.Right now I work insane hours, which leaves me little time to actually go out and meet someone. I work a mid-shift and most people are in bed or don't want to hang out when I get off. My days off are Wednesday and Sunday currently. I am recently out of a long term relationship. I enjoy being in relationships and I would not shun the idea of one for the right person; however, it is nothing that I want to jump into right away again. Also do not waste your time messaging me with the idea that we are going to jump right into bed. **** that...I can get all the sex I want, I am female after all. I am looking for something substancial with someone, even if it's just friendship. I would like to meet some like-minded easy going people for fun and entertainment. Someone entertain me please!Most people when they meet me comment on the glasses, some comment on my boobs (please quit making comments about the Play-Doh shirt okay? You are not going to say something witty, that will prevent me from rolling my eyes, that I haven't heard before. I know I have big boobs, quit acting like a five year old, it's not attractive). Some people want a delicate little mouse and I promise that's not, nor will that ever be who I am. I am somewhat over weight and that turns some people off, but I'm not lazy. I exercise and stay active.Then there are those people who notice right away that I'm a nutbag and those are the people I like they get me. But I'm not a nutbag in a homicidal way. I mean, I don't cut the eyes out of photos or spend time listening to Barbara Mandrell in ladies' underpants (I prefer to listen without panties) but I have been known to do and say a few crazy things, odd things, special things, especially if Goldschläger or Jägermeister is part of the equation... and I guess if I had to pick a few favorites I'd say Duma Key, IT, and Wizard and Glass. Overall, I enjoyed the Dark Tower Series the best.Movies--2, The Transporter films, District 9. Lots more...I like most all music- The White Stripes, Tool, Sum 41, Styx, Stabbing Westward, Sir Mix-a-lot, Sigur RóFood- Seafood, Steaks... Nachos are good. I love spicy food.Also I think nerds are hot! Hey I'm a sucker for an intelligent, funny man, especially when he wears glasses.You should message me ifYou have goals, a job, a car and your own place. I know, I know, makes me sound high maintenance, but that's just the way it must be :)YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:Your only words are "Hi," or "Hey." This is boring.You are looking to start a serious relationship or you are part of a couple.You have no pictures on your profileYour profile is blankMost importantly...Grammar, spelling, punctuation and overall proper use of the English language turns me on. I'm not saying you need to be a wordsmith, but for **** sake people, use spell check and make an effort!