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Eryn
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Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 45-55
1st: I am a smoker, & currently sporting a mom-bod! I’m a Witty, silly, sarcastic but also fun loving and a goofy person. Soo- If you Don’t like this, (random menopausal immaturity of a women) then simply>> pass me by. ✌️ I’m also quoted to be fun, magnetically inclined, clumsy, impulsive, unpredictable, usually late, yet live for and love to be adventurous, plus I’m honest, loyal, faithful and blunt to a fault. I am PDA certified, but never been a clingy women. Not the jealous type, but love small amounts by my man. (Sexy)…, and I DO love surprises. 2nd: 📣This is a PSA… or a- oh & BTW moment….or an FYI bulletin- however you wanna take this in… BUT- this here my friendly people is called a DATING site, a.k.a meaning 90% of the people on these sites are super NUTS, SPAMS, BOTS or the average everyday perverts & pedo’s (we all LOVE to HATE) plus we can guarantee a dash of the *** serial rapist or murderer as well-Sooo- in light of those o nice little tidbits of #FACTS- I don’t understand why anyone would post pics of their precious & innocent pets! 🤦♀️ …..Or kids! We are here to see YOU! NOT THEM & NOT no dayum pics from ***, and definitely, NOT the pic of a pic,…of a pic! OR the curious case of a selfie 45 yards away with go-go gadget arm or some crazy shit like that! (Slender man) Seriously!? And please for the love of wings & cold beer, 😃smile, don’t look like a mugshot that shit scares ppl! For heavens sake! Show teeth,[not judging….Ok maybe a lil🤏] just saying! It at least shows good hygiene to us! ALSO- (tossing this into the pile of rubbish I’m-blabbing about) please note….bc of the del-Ronavid***pandemic- I will no longer respond to pics from 25yrs ago. 🙄or respond to anyone who looks like Santa and mysteriously claims to be 25? I’m calling “go-Fish!!” 🐠🎣 Sorry-NOT-sorry! Lastly: I am NO HOOKER so HOOK-UPS are NOT INVITED or WELCOMED! I DO HAVE SOME MORALS! 🙄(I know… SHOCKING🧨)So- please Have respect! NOW! A *BONUS SECRET ABOUT ME** I have an unhealthy relationship for Dr. pepper ZERO & Sweet tea, AND a huge fetish for guys with big trucks(nice trucks), not afraid of a lil-gal “packing”, a cute & charming southern twang, he wears baseball caps a lot, worn like a country boy not a rapper! Just sayin’🤷♀️ Why? Do I care about ur truck? Bc if you have a nice vehicle then there’s a good chance you got your shit together!!!😊 okay- my comedic-rant is over! So- Hate me, Love me, or LMTFA…however, if you’re still here, and you haven’t successfully driven you off then send me a message- let’s chat!!!😃 Lol
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India
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
...I love hot yoga, golf, cooking, trying new food, traveling, hiking, working out, techy stuff, white chocolate mochas, sushi, pad thai, country music, lazy movie days, the Seahawks, etc.I am a dual citizen with New Zealand and half my family is down that way in Australia...I love traveling there as well as other countries...I'm working towards my MBAAnything else, feel free to ask
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Luciana
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I hope my pictures helped to convey a bit of my personality. I like to get all purdied up but I am also a big goof ball and don't mind looking a bit ridiculous.Super sarcastic as well.While reading other peoples profiles I have learned a little about myself I didn't know before. My being a fan for the list version of personal traits rather then and big ol paragraph. So thanks list makers for helping me understand myself just a little bit better.Fun Facts About ME... 1. 2. I enjoy reading romance novels. The ones with the half naked people on the front laying in a field about to ravage each other. Yeah buddy.3. I enjoy math. I love that when it finally starts to click and you understand how that formula works, it make you feel like a F##KING GENIUS!4.5. Grilled cheese and soup is my go to food.6. I desire to be in a relationship full of dirty raw passion. The can't keep your hands off each other and with just an eyebrow raise and crooked smile from across the room you know exactly what I want to do to you. Just sayin...7. I use my google search as a spell check.In response to what I have read and seen in many profiles...Guys: I'm a big outdoors person Me: Cool I have no problem getting dirty, climbing something, scraping a knee... But I hate spiders! good with every other bug but the wimpering crying baby will come out at that point.Guys: Flavor Savers! Me: I'm not saying you are a D-bag if you have one but I'm totally judging you as D-bag material.More to come, stay tuned...