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DestineyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
A man fishes for two reasons: he's either sport fishing or fishing to eat. Which means he's either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies, and toss it back into the sea......OR he's going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and serve it on his plate!I really don't care about what possessions you own... Your possessions tell me nothing of your character.... Spoil me with loyalty.. I can finance myself. I understand the whole concept of socializing, however I'm not a bar fly... I'd rather be at home doing some sort of project or making something creative. I like to be productive and make the most of everyday.. Also, I live to open my mind to new things and outlooks.Questions that could provide me with HOURS of entertainment:Am I supposed to get turned on by the possibility of dating your dream motorcycle? If you don't need the stability for an increased payload or towing situation, then what do you need a dually for....do you just have this as your profile picture to let me know you prefer extra traction and rubber while gripping the road??Am I supposed to fall head over heels when you have a picture hugging your kids? (The frightened reactions captured on their faces leads me to believe that you aren't around enough for them to know who you are and they wonder why you're wanting a picture with them all of the sudden...)Besides, if you're on a dating website to view pictures of children then shouldn't you be in prison somewhere? Do the almost naked pictures of yourself or your rock hard abs in a very nasty mirror serve the purpose of trying to get me all hot and bothered? Or are you trying to overcompensate for other areas that may not be able to be improved? What's the purpose of your skin-tight be-dazzled ASSLICTION shirt? Are you embracing your inner Rhinestone Cowboy? Am I supposed to feel special when receiving your "copy and paste" ***? YOLO?....FALSE- you live everydayWould I really be on meetville if I was interested in having a threesome with you and your girlfriend? That's what Craigslist is for silly! Oh, you're a modeling agent and you want to pay me JUST to help me become famous!? One look at my profile and you can already picture my legs around your neck?? Geez, let me jump right on responding to your first *** dirty pile of women's laundry in the background of your picture really makes me admire the cleanliness and class of the gf you're cheating on..... Girls love to have sex with someone who sleeps with dirty girls... Did you think I'd be flattered that you have no standards? Why did you write me an *** when this is written in English? I said I was interested in MEN..... So, why are you *** if you're a female? Once again...CRAIGSLIST!! If you lack a sense of humor towards my profile, then it automatically means I'm bitter and that my standards are too high? Hmmm..(Yes, your hate mail in response to this is going to change my whole viewpoint on life....) You will not find me saying....."I prefer long walks on the beach." Use your creativity, I do not want to go on the same date as the girl you saw last night!
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StellaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I am a single working mother of 1 son. I enjoy playing with my son, watching football (Go Texans) and any other sport. I want to meet someone who is down to earth sweet, funny, family oriented, faithful, and wants a relationship.