SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DestineyOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
A man fishes for two reasons: he's either sport fishing or fishing to eat. Which means he's either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies, and toss it back into the sea......OR he's going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and serve it on his plate!I really don't care about what possessions you own... Your possessions tell me nothing of your character.... Spoil me with loyalty.. I can finance myself. I understand the whole concept of socializing, however I'm not a bar fly... I'd rather be at home doing some sort of project or making something creative. I like to be productive and make the most of everyday.. Also, I live to open my mind to new things and outlooks.Questions that could provide me with HOURS of entertainment:Am I supposed to get turned on by the possibility of dating your dream motorcycle? If you don't need the stability for an increased payload or towing situation, then what do you need a dually for....do you just have this as your profile picture to let me know you prefer extra traction and rubber while gripping the road??Am I supposed to fall head over heels when you have a picture hugging your kids? (The frightened reactions captured on their faces leads me to believe that you aren't around enough for them to know who you are and they wonder why you're wanting a picture with them all of the sudden...)Besides, if you're on a dating website to view pictures of children then shouldn't you be in prison somewhere? Do the almost naked pictures of yourself or your rock hard abs in a very nasty mirror serve the purpose of trying to get me all hot and bothered? Or are you trying to overcompensate for other areas that may not be able to be improved? What's the purpose of your skin-tight be-dazzled ASSLICTION shirt? Are you embracing your inner Rhinestone Cowboy? Am I supposed to feel special when receiving your "copy and paste" ***? YOLO?....FALSE- you live everydayWould I really be on meetville if I was interested in having a threesome with you and your girlfriend? That's what Craigslist is for silly! Oh, you're a modeling agent and you want to pay me JUST to help me become famous!? One look at my profile and you can already picture my legs around your neck?? Geez, let me jump right on responding to your first *** dirty pile of women's laundry in the background of your picture really makes me admire the cleanliness and class of the gf you're cheating on..... Girls love to have sex with someone who sleeps with dirty girls... Did you think I'd be flattered that you have no standards? Why did you write me an *** when this is written in English? I said I was interested in MEN..... So, why are you *** if you're a female? Once again...CRAIGSLIST!! If you lack a sense of humor towards my profile, then it automatically means I'm bitter and that my standards are too high? Hmmm..(Yes, your hate mail in response to this is going to change my whole viewpoint on life....) You will not find me saying....."I prefer long walks on the beach." Use your creativity, I do not want to go on the same date as the girl you saw last night!
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NicholeOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
... that on the profile questionnaire it says to describe your personality in one word, but many of the choices are more than one word. That made me smile.Someone asked me this question, and I think it is something important for people to know about me.Question: What's your motivation in life?Answer: To educate young people on sexuality. It is important to understand how it is an underlying part of not just who we are, but how we relate to others and ourselves. It can not/should not be *** denied, but should be explored in a healthy self-satisfying way.I am witty, goofy, and constantly laughing at myself. One of my favorite jokes is "I thought it was a booger, but it's not." So simple: it is not/it's snot. It's two fold, get it?I love nerds. How many times have you heard an IT guy ask this question: Did you try turning it off and on again? PRICELESS!!!I am a TV junkie. House, Friends, NYPD Blue, Weeds, Queer as Folk, New Girl, The IT Crowd, seriously I could go on and on.I am a realist, which should never be confused with a pessimist. This is why some of the things I say may seem to have a negative connotation, but truly I am just speaking plainly and realistically.I am extremely independent, and have been for a very long time. So while the dream is to have a man come into my life, and let me embrace more of a womanly role it's something that will take time."It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle
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MarilynOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I am not certain about the online dating thing, but I love meeting fun cool people, and if it turns into something more all the better! I am a huge sports fan, both playing and watching -- especially Cardinals baseball and my Irish Football. I love to laugh and have fun. I am really up for anything. You could find me in stilettos at a nice restaurant or lounge one night, then kicking it with holey jeans, hot wings, and a pitcher of beer the next.I have recently had the travel bug awakened in me... I spent the last semester of MBA studying in Germany. Then took 2 months to backpack around Europe. It was the opportunity of a lifetime and I can't wait to see the rest of the world. Hope I find some time in these next fews years to cross the pond again. Really, I am just looking for a cool fella to hang and explore the city with. I want someone that can teach me new things and is open to new experiences as well. Someone that is up for nice dinners and wine, but is also down for some pub food and pints. If he can play golf... thats all the better!! Im not the best yet but I can hold my own ***though I should warn you boys to be careful because a few months from now I just may be kicking your butt out there---My biggest pet peeves: people who are always late, lazy, complainers, debbie downers, or unmotivated ... So if you are one of these, please dont contact me :)