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Jamey, 29

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About Me

Let's see, where to start? I guess the begining is a good spot.My parents are lesbians and I was created in a Petri dish. I have a sperm donor. He is my only sister's father.I can change a tire.I enjoy using power tools.I cook nearly everyday just for me.I'm not great at baking.I don't watch much t.v. & I rarely go to the movies. I don't read nearly as much as I should.Chai tea is my weakness. I live in a cave in Antarctica. At least that's what my friends say.I don't have many heterosexual friends. The ones I do have are hopped up on testosterone because estrogen makes me queasy.My body hates me: I have psoriasisI'm allergic to:Strawberries, pineapple, tangerines, jalapenos, wheat, pine trees, and bull shit.I make exceptions for wheat, because beer is good.I'm dorky and I know it. I'm well insulated. I despise dread locks and baggy clothes.I have an adversion to calling guys. I like to be taken out in public, lets do something fun, exciting, something we have never done before.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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