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Jamey, 29

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About Me

Let's see, where to start? I guess the begining is a good spot.My parents are lesbians and I was created in a Petri dish. I have a sperm donor. He is my only sister's father.I can change a tire.I enjoy using power tools.I cook nearly everyday just for me.I'm not great at baking.I don't watch much t.v. & I rarely go to the movies. I don't read nearly as much as I should.Chai tea is my weakness. I live in a cave in Antarctica. At least that's what my friends say.I don't have many heterosexual friends. The ones I do have are hopped up on testosterone because estrogen makes me queasy.My body hates me: I have psoriasisI'm allergic to:Strawberries, pineapple, tangerines, jalapenos, wheat, pine trees, and bull shit.I make exceptions for wheat, because beer is good.I'm dorky and I know it. I'm well insulated. I despise dread locks and baggy clothes.I have an adversion to calling guys. I like to be taken out in public, lets do something fun, exciting, something we have never done before.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I'll get to this later - which will probably never happen... I'm a procrastinator but at least I'm honest! Truth is, I'd rather talk about this section over a beer -- much better way to spend time :)I guess I will say this: I am not looking to date someone younger than me. Even if you're only 1 year older that works -- I simply would like to find a guy well put together (E.g., higher degree, FT job, homeowner or upscale renter, over the "bro" scene, keeps a clean bathroom [very important; I WILL look behind your shower curtain!], chivalrous, etc). I've found that guys my own age truly aren't ready to be committed, as they usually lack the above. But hey, if you think you can prove me wrong then I'm still open!And I'll also add this now: Gentlemen, a profile of semi-nude photos, no matter how chiseled your abs, does not not impress me. Nor does a handful of "selfies", i.e. all shots of you taken by yourself with your own phone. That simply makes me assume you have no friends or family or social life whatsoever! Sorry, but I know everyone on here judges by pictures - I'm trying to judge in a GOOD way! As for you suburban boys, if you want to date a city girl, then move to the city! I don't have the time to "commute" to dates! Something FUN! I can't do a formal/fancy first date that makes you feel stiff and contained. I like activities that can keep us engaged (even if drinks at a bar!) but also provide distractions, because hey, some dates just don't click and you've gotta make lemonade! But please, don't plan a 12 hour first date of back-to-back activities! This isn't The Bachelorette! I know I'm awesome to hang out with, but what if you're not?! Hehe, jk, sort of.

  • Evelia

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Hey So there is a lot to say about me... to much to fit into this box so I will probably leave out a lot - SO ask me anything you want to know. I am very loyal & will be your ride or die chick. I love music & movies - both I have a very wide range in. I also do love sports. This is the second time I am on here & hope that this time it will be different. Ask me anything that you want to know.I Am Actually Looking For Something reaL so i Do Want To Get To Know You & See Where Things Might Go Not Just A Hook Up. surprise me

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    I keep a smile on my face! And I try not to take things too serious, life is too short not to enjoy it. I love to do anything that requires laugh and fun. Look for people who can enjoy their lived and don’t mourn much.

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