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Renita, 28

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About Me

This is always the part where I tell you how AWESOME I am. I have performed open-heart surgery, and can solve any math problem that is multi-plied by zero.-prize winner and I have convinced some gullible people that black paint makes for an excellent stain remover. My friends say I don’t like you till I tease you and once the teasing starts it never ends. I can bake 30 minute cookies in just over 21 minutes and can recite the number pi up to 23 digits from a sheet of paper. I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I know why there is braille on drive-up ATM machines, have prepared extraordinary 6 course meals with only a frying pan and a microwave. I’m terribly shy, clingy, boring and horrible in bed..... Come on, you know you want me. All joking aside, I consider myself fun to be around. I just want to meet someone that can keep up with my sarcasm and wit. I work in the medical field (emergency room to be exact) and I'm a full time grad student so I'm pretty busy, I need someone that's just a driven as me but willing to be spontaneous. So if you see yourself as curious rather then scared, fun rather then an ***hole, an individual rather then part of the collective, and a creator rather then a customer? Then I would like to hear from you. Send me an ***, lets get to know each other and we’ll take it from there. First date!?! I don't think it matters what you do on your date but how two people get along. 1) A walk in the park or along the lake2) Art, museum, concert, going to see a sports game3) The classic Dinner and a Movie 4) Fire (I live downtown so bonfires are something you don't see here and isn't that just a shame?!?!) Marshmallows, chocolate, &- To keep nice a toasty! Whatever the date is they should all end with a kiss!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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