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Warner, 41
United States, Florida, Lynn Haven

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About Me

.. ok about me, British guy and yes i talk funny.. not like a comedian but with a british accent..my story is very different from most peoples.. i have lived in a a temple on a mountain in Japan with Monks. I have been homeless , i have lived in car. i have been a male model in NYC and walked the runways at fashion week. i have worked in animal rescue ( something i am still care about). i have been in a dance company..i have never taken the easy route.. these days i run my own business ( i own a couple of martial arts/ yoga studio's in SF),i drive an old vinage car from the 50's and live on an old houseboat under the Bay Bridge with a 5lb Pomeranian called Puma whom i found in a box!LADIES!! Please stop sending me naughty pictures! Also I will not respond to all the 100's of you who keep requesting to meet me for intimate encounters!!!UPDATE: due to the overwhelming amount of requests for Intimate encounters as a community service you can now be added to my intimate encounters guest list!! First you will need to fill out the correct paperwork ( forms are available at your local post office) after mailing in all the necessary paperwork you will receive a number and a date. You will proceed to you local DMV and wait in the special line that has now been permenantly set up to handle this. We advice arriving early as the line forms many hours before the DMV opens also we advice taking public transport as parking( due to the line ) is near impossible . We hope you enjoy your encounter and do remind you there is a one time registration fee of $71 this must be mailed in in advance we also remind you there is no refunds!!All joking aside i would like to make a connection with someone special.. easier said than done right even for someone by my personality .. i know hard to believe right? ok first your idea of our first date:Your dog runs over you and knocks down my coffee, it's spilling all over me. *** getting mad, i think your dog is cute and let him lick my face... (Well well well... have you looked at yourself?!! your already like wow crazy my dog definitely likes you... good job on knocking you down!!) you keep apologizing for your dog's misbehavior. i say it's ok and give you a warm smile while petting him. To show that you really sorry you offer to pay for my dry cleaning but i say, 'Don't worry about my pants, why don't you buy me a coffee ***?' But of course i end up paying for coffee! i don't blame you it's all those romatic comedies you ladies watch!. after that we drive over to my Grandma's house ( where i live) in the basement and get busy..2 minutes after that i give you a ride home ( if you give me gas money of course) of course you will have to live close because my ankle bracklet goes off if i get to far from home!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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