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Desmond, 45

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About Me

i am Fat, ugly and my mum dresses me funny ( oh, and too honest on some occasions) I have been called considerate, trustworthy, loyal and a good friend. I cherish my daughters that live with their mum. I have always been told that I am the life and soul of the party and am at my happiest making others smile(and drunk wherever possible)... ( I am quite a mean tiddlywinks player too). I love to travel and am an old romantic at heart ( candles, soft music, bubbles on ice and a real fire in a secluded log cabin with a woman that makes me feel like a teenager again). Someone who isnt easily embarrassed and can be open with their emotions. cuddles and kisses essential. I look forward to hearing from you, unless you happen to pride yourself on the family recipe for bunny soup!!.. you won't be disappointed ;o) Somewhere relaxed where we could talk and get to know each other. Coffee or a chilled vino will do nicely ;0)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Tone

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    Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52

    Hi - Im an easy going guy thats always smiling ;-) my friends tell me im the life and soul of the party - yea right - i was once married but now divorced !!; that I would never be Hurt by a woman again " but there you go 8 yrs later and I'm trying this .. So will see how it goes ;-.. " I'm hopeless but let's not tell them " new to this but wouldn't mind meeting someone nice ;-) that's all ... Nothing more ;-)Ohhhh forgot to say I'm Scottish ;-) A nice meal in a quiet restaurant few drinks ... Then maybe hit a nice club

  • Bani

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48

    Well deleted my first account as to be honest my profile was hopelessso try try again as they say so why am i on here? well im not long out a 13 year relationship and to be quite frankly honest its been 8 or 9 months so i think its time to try find someone to spend these upcoming winter nights with especially cuddled on the couch watching a good movie xim not the greatest looking,i dont have a body like adonis so people will have to take me for what and who i am, i dont have any morals like alot of people have on here im only looking to see if theres someone out there for me.!one thing unusual about me is i do not drink and i mean never as i think my last drop of alchohol was around 18 months ago,i do not take drugs and never intend to either, i do smoke but very occasionally and im in the process off quittingi try to keep as active as possible as the job i do is quite an active job i also try and play as much golf as possible but with the old scottish weather i dont get as much as i hoped for i also like computing and like to catch up on the football at the weekendswell thats about me im afraid if you do eventually message me `Fingers crossed` i will try get back to you as soon as possible so thanks for looking at my profile and good luck in whoever you find xx Well as i dont drink it would have to be a coffee or a nice long walk along portobello beachor something fun like go karting lolmovies wont do it as you cant exactly chat in the cinema

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    Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-31

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