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Elyasaf, 41

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About Me

Hi, thanks for looking at my profile! Grab a seat and have a glass of wine while I waffle on about myself! I like carving dolphins from old, discarded unicorn horns, and embellishing them with mermaid scales. In my spare time, I advise NASA on the least congested routes to new planet systems, assuming I've kept up to date with my World Peace papers.That aside, I am also involved in a serious discussion with myself about whether to update my profile with something vaguely serious.And FFS, some of you, tidy up before you take your pictures! I've got enough ironing of my own without seeing yours too! A coffee at Central Perk, or a G&T in the Hard Rock Cafe.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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