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RubyOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
Before we start, some useless facts:A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (O.M.G.!!!) A****oach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump ***times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. ***minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,***taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!) LoLSo I find myself back on this site to see if my luck will change, after all my career path and situation has lately and for the betterPOF say to do the following:1. Talk about your hobbies - I like mine but not everybody does so why bore that person?2. Talk about your goals and aspirations - I think I've reached them but who knows what I'll set in the future?3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique - I'm the only me so that makes me unique LoL4. Talk about your taste in music - Varied, like a bit of everythingIf you want to know anything then send us a message but will say I'm genuine and not looking to play games. Whats a first date??? haha!!!
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BaniOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Well deleted my first account as to be honest my profile was hopelessso try try again as they say so why am i on here? well im not long out a 13 year relationship and to be quite frankly honest its been 8 or 9 months so i think its time to try find someone to spend these upcoming winter nights with especially cuddled on the couch watching a good movie xim not the greatest looking,i dont have a body like adonis so people will have to take me for what and who i am, i dont have any morals like alot of people have on here im only looking to see if theres someone out there for me.!one thing unusual about me is i do not drink and i mean never as i think my last drop of alchohol was around 18 months ago,i do not take drugs and never intend to either, i do smoke but very occasionally and im in the process off quittingi try to keep as active as possible as the job i do is quite an active job i also try and play as much golf as possible but with the old scottish weather i dont get as much as i hoped for i also like computing and like to catch up on the football at the weekendswell thats about me im afraid if you do eventually message me `Fingers crossed` i will try get back to you as soon as possible so thanks for looking at my profile and good luck in whoever you find xx Well as i dont drink it would have to be a coffee or a nice long walk along portobello beachor something fun like go karting lolmovies wont do it as you cant exactly chat in the cinema
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AustinsOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Add me on sc thebomb***or dm me on my ***