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Morty, 45
United States, Florida, Lake Placid

Offline, last seen Thu, 27 Nov 2025 13:42:55

About Me

Quite out of nowhere..ended up single but it 's not a disaster. It's exciting not knowing what you're doing when you wake up every day. An accomplice would be good...not that I'm looking for someone with criminal intent like shoplifting or hedgehog smuggling.I have two sons who live with their mother. I go mountain biking and am a little reckless which hurts when I crash into tree's or fall down mountain sides. I don't do drugs, trying hard to quit smoking and laugh when I really shouldn't. Ok, drastic times and all that, I will not view any profile that doesn't have a genuine photo. Finally, if you view my profile over and over again, why not send a message too? I promise not to put a curse on you, your hair will not fall out Coffee or whatever, I'm easy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Greek Japanese Thai Soccer / Football
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