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About Me

Oh, it take soooo long to come up with this part. All this introspection, looking inside, fibbing, misleading statements, and other lines to give the impression I really am the person I want to be, or what I perceive others want me to be...So much work...So let me contemplate this for a while and let a moment of inspiration arise so I can write something that's not so contrived...(Oh, if you didn't think my "Headline" was funny then we obviously don't watch the same ridiculous animated sitcoms; if you did think it was funny then you have an odd sense of humour) Well, that depends on the time of the year. Heading into winter, this is most likely to be an indoor occasion...and apparently you're not supposed to dinner on a first date in case things so south real quick.And coffee seems like a good idea except that everyone is doing coffee and who wants to get to know someone else while the person next to you is editing *** their Mac? Plus caffeine and good first impressions do not always go together well.Hmmm...what about bocce ball?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'0"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sparrow

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    Love to enjoy life in everyway,looking for lady that does to.love a lady that enjoys the outdoors camping hiking fishing. Thats up to you ladys I'm game just let me know.

  • Kasper

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    If you're here because I sent you a message let me tell you something. I sent that message because your profile had something in it I liked, whether it was funny, sarcastic, or something else I did read it all the way through. Now that that's out of the way allow me to pimp myself to you and tell you just how awesome a dude I am. I'm a 35 year old divorced father of a son whom I love dearly. However I don't often actually think that I'm 35, I'm more likely to think of myself as still being 21. I am in fact awesome, the longer you're around me the more the fact will show, I'm not conceited, you might think otherwise by the previous statement but it's simply the truth. It's not conceit if it's fact.I listen to all kinds of music, my favorite kinds simply depends on my mood at the time. I'll listen to everything from country to classicalI'm currently working at a ceramic tile manufacturing plant on the 7am to 3pm shift, I enjoy my job a lot and am planning on being there for a long time. I tend to be sarcastic and I'm a bit of a smart-ass, I see a lot of humor in everyday life, most of that is self directed humor, I can laugh at myself when I goof something up, but you better be ready when you do cause I'll laugh at you also. I'm damn funny, being around me I can guarantee you'll laugh your ass off. I love winter sports, hockey, skiing, snowboarding, and snowball fights are the best way to spend time on a winters day, then at night having some hot chocolate in front of a roaring fire. I like to try to cook and can follow a recipe all right but I'm not a culinary expert. My best dish is grilled cheese, I put pepperoni or salami slices in the middle and it tastes fantastic.I'm very upbeat, things don't get me worried for very long, I'll accept whatever happens and deal with it. I like to make those around me laugh, I can't stand to see a friend upset or wearing a frown.Also plentyoffish tells me I should upload some pictures of myself smiling and/or doing something fun, any picture that I've taken of myself smiling I have so far hated. So I'm keeping the other pictures up because I read that looking away from the camera was supposed to make me appear mysterious and stuff like that, and maxim magazine would never steer me wrong.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Things that bug me(in no particular order):Ladies let me tell you something, when you write in your description that you're a strong christian woman who loves Jesus has never been married and has 3 kids, at some point you weren't very strong in your faith. People that use u, r, and y for the words you, are, and why. For gods sakes people the 2 extra letters won't kill you. Or, for that matter, anyone that shortens words when they type, drives me nuts.A person that has absolutely no grasp of sarcasm, I can't have any fun if you have no idea that I'm making fun of something. Cause it's more fun when someones laughing with you about the car with a camo paint job and 2x6s for a spoiler(yes I saw this a couple of days ago and the photo is still on my phone). For a first date I would take the lady to a beach side restaurant for a moonlit dinner so we could eat while listening to the surf, after dinner we would take a walk along the ocean so we could talk to each other and get to know each other better. After the walk, if the date where going well I would then take her someplace we could get a late night drink before taking her home.So for this state I think a good first date would involve the outdoors something fun like horseback riding and a picnic lunch, or anything where we could talk while having some fun activity.

  • Shimhi

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I'm not sure what to say here, I'm an honest hard working man. Loyal, and dependable. I'm a very forward person. I don't hide who I am. So if there is anything about me you want to know, just ask. .

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