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Carmi, 40
United States, Florida, Gulf Breeze

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About Me

I am a single guy training to be a super hero on my off time. Aside from that rough job of fighting crime in my ultra stylishly cool pajamas, I was thinking of becoming a Ninja because they are way cooler. I want to meet someone who is genuine, funny and can take a joke. Not to mention someone who exhibits a certain amount of patience, but realistically, I know... If its not working, it never will. Online dating is finicky, its hard to meet your "soul mate" online or anywhere else for that matter. That is, if soul mates do, indeed, exist. Lets focus on communication, honesty and just have fun.As far as relationships are concerned, I ultimately want to be in an effective one. So, nothing serious in the beginning, possibly something more serious if we get along. It doesn't work all the time, but no need to pressure the hell out of one another in the beginning. I think everyone should start out as light hearted as possible and really leave any of the heavy, earth shattering discussions for a bit down the road when we have a good feel for one another. Granted its good to get some issues out of the way first. Reasons why I will not date you:You are marriedYou live with your exYou cannot speak EnglishYou think silence is the best way to communicateYou are freshly out of a long, painful, relationship, you need time to healYou live in your dead grandmother's basement and are collecting her social security checksYou believe its cool to have a lot of guy friends that want to sleep with you... -honestly, guy friends = fine. if they are actually your friends, they don't want to sleep with youYou will not allow me to have a personal life, as in, I can no longer see my friends You give up your personal life and become a socially retarded hermitYou hold grudges for an amazingly long time and then ambush men, ***months later with the issues we could have discussed and resolved 6--if you can't respect your self, you can never respect anyone elseYou have no capability of expressing yourself without resorting to profanity ... honestly, sometimes its necessary for emphasis ;.. Cannibalism is so not cool, unless you are undeadI think that's a good starter :0 Lets try not to kill one another... On a more serious note, meeting for drinks or coffee usually works when meeting for the first time.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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