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United States, Florida, Groveland

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What has four wheels and flies everywhere?A trash truck. A little silly but I heard a young boy tell that joke to his father the other day in the hardware store and I have to admit that I laughed.***Okay, back to my self-summary. ***I'll try to make this short because, well, most people really only care about the pictures anyway, right?!It's true there are many things that set me apart from the average American. I do not like extended bouts of texting as a form of an actual conversation (sending small notes or pieces of info is fine) otherwise just freakin' call me so I don't have to type on those little annoying keys all night...haha. I like a lot of sports but I don't follow any of the big three American sports (football, baseball or basketball). Sports that interest me are BMX, mountain biking, racquetball, soccer, hockey, and others) I recycle/reuse/re-purpose just about everything and I never litter. I don't want kids and I'm not religious.My TV never gets turned on because I'm usually doing something - but watching a movie on the home theater with your mate is fun. I probably like the majority of the people I meet, but I like 100% of the animals I meet. I don't care if you're black or white, gay or straight, male or female...if you treat me with respect and have a brain, we'll get along.$t, to any ***/bank/credit card, in my whole life; not a penny. I never take my car to a mechanic because I do the work myself. That goes for anything that needs to be done on my home as well. Oh, I don't have any tattoos and I don't smoke pot, either.See, I told you I sorta walk to the beat of my own drum..ha However, I'm sure I also share lots of similarities with people in general: Trying to enjoy life as much as possible because you only get one shot at it, liking good times, laughter, fun and smiles. Intelligent conversations and having a blast with your mate no matter what it is you're doing is when you know things are good. I only need one good woman so cheating or living the polyamorous lifestyle is not something I'm interested in.Finding someone to hang out with when we are both free, only to find out after awhile that we both yearn to see each other again, time after time, would be groovy. If things progress to where we both fall for each other, well, I wouldn't resist.I am patient and do not mind taking things slow and naturally, as relationships that endure were never rushed. Who wants *** when it's better to brew for a while...haha. You know, a real relationship: Something that starts naturally, organically and harmoniously with smiles, laughter and fun! Ultimately finding a woman that fits me like a glove would be nice. With seven billion people on the planet, I'm sure she's out there somewhere. If the above is someone you may have an interest in hanging out with, you know what to do!: )*** Edit: It's sad I have to add this, but.....Unfortunately about 9 out of 10 messages I get are the ridiculously mundane and lazy "hi, hey, how r u, wat up, ur hot, hello, etc" That's all you have to say after (supposedly) reading a profile with that much meat in it?..haha. If writing a whopping one or two words is the best you can do to actually show you're interested in someone, you probably aren't that interesting in the first place so save us both the time. Nobody likes getting those messages so why write them to others? I'm a little new to this city so I may not know all the things to do here yet. But, I'm sure if I meet a girl with a lot of compatibility, it wouldn't matter much what we do. Nothing is better than good company. A first meeting should be light hearted, relaxed and without pressure.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

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