SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ArtisticjOffline
Man. 61 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
Hi! My name is Artisticj. I am divorced catholic african man with kids from Groveland, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Cherryupontt7Offline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-42
Hi! My name is Cherryupontt7. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Groveland, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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TierneyOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Tall, attractive, honest, stable, silly, outdoorsey, passionate guy, seeks similar. ..and if that's not enough to entice you, let me give you some profiley nonsense to sink your teeth into.I work hard and play harder! YEAH!!(not really sure what that means, but everybody puts it in, so there you go), I don't JUST stay in or JUST go out, I like to stay in AND go out,(which makes me absurdly unique) I LOVE TO TRAVEL! I often zip line, mountain climb and do the tough mudder all while simultaneously doing charity work for orphaned babies. caution:(the above paragraph may not have accurately reflected anything that is accurate.)In response to your profile's key points, Let's see...oh, YES! I WILL read your profile!(So stop yelling.) No, I don't expect to jump your bones right after coffee(but if I did expect it, do you think I would be dissuaded from contacting you by your written objections?) I don't have any shirtless bathroom mirror pics...which is good, because apparently you hate that, as well as guys just saying "Hi" as an opener, or doing the "kissy face" in their pics. Alright, I think that about covers all the profile "standards" expressed ad nauseum. Let me know if I missed any. :) Oh, I also have you marked down as "anti-drama". Things that you may hate about me. -I'm looking for someone younger than myself.- I'm looking for someone Single (not divorced).-If you are "clubbing" in every pic, I think three things. A. This chick loves clubbing. B. I'm 39.C. Next profile.-I'm not interested in meeting anyone who has children. -I'm not looking for an "adrenalin junkie" or women with dangerous professions. i.e. law enforcement,firefighters, bond agents dealing with criminals etc. Also if your an aspiring actress or aspiring model or aspiring anything else that will take you away from living a "normal" family life...aspire someplace else.-I don't care where you've been on vacation. Discussing adventures is perfectly fine for small talk. It's nice that you've been here or there, but when we're trying to get to know each other, learning about real things that will actually effect our future relationship, overzealous travel emphasis is the equivalent of focusing mainly on getting your vacation time when on a job interview. Speaking of which, treat your profile like a resume, because it is. Stay away from being too negative.(Irony noted and rejected.) Perspective employers want to think their getting someone who will be a "value add" to their companies...and in this case to someone's life.I'm generally attracted to good-natured, compassionate, pretty, quirky, ATHLETIC LOOKING, polite, silly girls, with a strong sense of personal integrity(extra points for having the word "Integrity" in your profile. Doesn't need to be in there as much as the word "travel",once will suffice.) If you really want an example of a quality in a woman I find attractive, rent the Godfather part 2 and fast forward to the part where Vito's wife is ECSTATIC because he brought her home a PEAR! ...god, they don't make women like that anymore. Or do they? You know what I just realized? I spent so much time unnecessarily berating you for other people's crappy profiles that I forgot to tell you my entire life story! Ok, it all started when I was born..."Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." As a kid, I wanted to be a superhero when I grew up. In college I was an English major with a concentration in writing. I took some acting classes at HB studios a long time ago but decided against pursuing it further. Fast forward a few years and I entered the wonderful world of finance where I find myself today. Everything's pretty great in my life right now, I'm just missing what I believe to be the most important part. Yep, you guessed it...the person who reads this profile after you. ;p Since I was just kidding about that last part,the only thing you should really be asking yourself right now is, when the zombie apocalypse hits, would you rather be with me at my house or with the last metro sexual "playa" you checked out on here? hmmm? Think about it.Though...being shirtless and all greased up, he might be able to slip away. Still, where does that leave you? :)Good luck, have fun, farewell, don't forget to write! The ideal first date would be us enjoying one another's company and wanting to see each other again.