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About Me

The first thing that I need to point out is that I am, in fact, real. I have checked this out for myself, and I have had other people verify that information. You can't get much more real than that! Unless you ascribe to solipsism, in which there's not much more that I can say to convince you. The Second thing that I noticed is that the the male populous here seems to send pics of their Twig & Berries. That's not really my bag, nor is showing off my lack of defined ab muscles. Sorry, you'll just have too dream for now. The tertiary thing that you will need to note is that I am in a commited- but open- relationship. There are rules which are mostly based on openness between her & I. That doesn't mean that I don't want to meet you, of course. I am predominantly an avid reader. I must have lost half of the viewing audience with that sentence. That's cool; anyone put off by that isn't going to do well with me.I'm currently getting myself through college, with the eventual goal of becoming a professor on Ancient History. Hmm. It seems that I have difficulties writing anything that isn't going to dissuade people from continuing. C'est la vie.Let's get this back into more interesting territory! Aside from reading, I enjoy camping, bike riding and watching movies.-garde, such as Mr. Bungle & Secret Chiefs 3. Other than that, I listen to music from the '80s & '90s, as I am still a product of my generation. My intro line is always going to be a song reference. That would be good research. So, I chose "Eel" as my Fish Personality , mainly to avoid having a part of this description say "No Personality". Who really wants to be any kind of fish? Not I. Whales and Dolphins aren't even FISH , so why do they get to be on the list? And Turtles? Double ewe tea eff, as the kids say.As I continue sculpting my profile, I have noticed that it is becoming more and more like a parody of a profile. Not really sure what to do about that one. But if I can stop one person from taking the down-angle picture in a bathroom, I have done a good job. Everyone here says that they're sarcastic. So I'm editing that part out of my little essay. I have a DRY humour that builds as I get to know you, or as I build up an online dating profile. This may have been picked up on by the more perceptive members of the remaining audience. If you have managed to go through this entire description and continue to be intrigued, I commend you for your impeccable taste. I would prefer to- y'know- have one? We don't want that, do we?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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