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United States, Florida, Groveland

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The first thing that I need to point out is that I am, in fact, real. I have checked this out for myself, and I have had other people verify that information. You can't get much more real than that! Unless you ascribe to solipsism, in which there's not much more that I can say to convince you. The Second thing that I noticed is that the the male populous here seems to send pics of their Twig & Berries. That's not really my bag, nor is showing off my lack of defined ab muscles. Sorry, you'll just have too dream for now. The tertiary thing that you will need to note is that I am in a commited- but open- relationship. There are rules which are mostly based on openness between her & I. That doesn't mean that I don't want to meet you, of course. I am predominantly an avid reader. I must have lost half of the viewing audience with that sentence. That's cool; anyone put off by that isn't going to do well with me.I'm currently getting myself through college, with the eventual goal of becoming a professor on Ancient History. Hmm. It seems that I have difficulties writing anything that isn't going to dissuade people from continuing. C'est la vie.Let's get this back into more interesting territory! Aside from reading, I enjoy camping, bike riding and watching movies.-garde, such as Mr. Bungle & Secret Chiefs 3. Other than that, I listen to music from the '80s & '90s, as I am still a product of my generation. My intro line is always going to be a song reference. That would be good research. So, I chose "Eel" as my Fish Personality , mainly to avoid having a part of this description say "No Personality". Who really wants to be any kind of fish? Not I. Whales and Dolphins aren't even FISH , so why do they get to be on the list? And Turtles? Double ewe tea eff, as the kids say.As I continue sculpting my profile, I have noticed that it is becoming more and more like a parody of a profile. Not really sure what to do about that one. But if I can stop one person from taking the down-angle picture in a bathroom, I have done a good job. Everyone here says that they're sarcastic. So I'm editing that part out of my little essay. I have a DRY humour that builds as I get to know you, or as I build up an online dating profile. This may have been picked up on by the more perceptive members of the remaining audience. If you have managed to go through this entire description and continue to be intrigued, I commend you for your impeccable taste. I would prefer to- y'know- have one? We don't want that, do we?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Latin Play Musical Instrument Animation Drama Horror Thriller
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  • Larry from Groveland | Man | 42 years old | Virgo
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    Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 25-45

    Hi! My name is Larry. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian man with kids from Groveland, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Walker from Groveland | Man | 38 years old | Leo
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    Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45

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  • Tierney from Groveland | Man | 39 years old | Scorpio
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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Tall, attractive, honest, stable, silly, outdoorsey, passionate guy, seeks similar. ..and if that's not enough to entice you, let me give you some profiley nonsense to sink your teeth into.I work hard and play harder! YEAH!!(not really sure what that means, but everybody puts it in, so there you go), I don't JUST stay in or JUST go out, I like to stay in AND go out,(which makes me absurdly unique) I LOVE TO TRAVEL! I often zip line, mountain climb and do the tough mudder all while simultaneously doing charity work for orphaned babies. caution:(the above paragraph may not have accurately reflected anything that is accurate.)In response to your profile's key points, Let's see...oh, YES! I WILL read your profile!(So stop yelling.) No, I don't expect to jump your bones right after coffee(but if I did expect it, do you think I would be dissuaded from contacting you by your written objections?) I don't have any shirtless bathroom mirror pics...which is good, because apparently you hate that, as well as guys just saying "Hi" as an opener, or doing the "kissy face" in their pics. Alright, I think that about covers all the profile "standards" expressed ad nauseum. Let me know if I missed any. :) Oh, I also have you marked down as "anti-drama". Things that you may hate about me. -I'm looking for someone younger than myself.- I'm looking for someone Single (not divorced).-If you are "clubbing" in every pic, I think three things. A. This chick loves clubbing. B. I'm 39.C. Next profile.-I'm not interested in meeting anyone who has children. -I'm not looking for an "adrenalin junkie" or women with dangerous professions. i.e. law enforcement,firefighters, bond agents dealing with criminals etc. Also if your an aspiring actress or aspiring model or aspiring anything else that will take you away from living a "normal" family life...aspire someplace else.-I don't care where you've been on vacation. Discussing adventures is perfectly fine for small talk. It's nice that you've been here or there, but when we're trying to get to know each other, learning about real things that will actually effect our future relationship, overzealous travel emphasis is the equivalent of focusing mainly on getting your vacation time when on a job interview. Speaking of which, treat your profile like a resume, because it is. Stay away from being too negative.(Irony noted and rejected.) Perspective employers want to think their getting someone who will be a "value add" to their companies...and in this case to someone's life.I'm generally attracted to good-natured, compassionate, pretty, quirky, ATHLETIC LOOKING, polite, silly girls, with a strong sense of personal integrity(extra points for having the word "Integrity" in your profile. Doesn't need to be in there as much as the word "travel",once will suffice.) If you really want an example of a quality in a woman I find attractive, rent the Godfather part 2 and fast forward to the part where Vito's wife is ECSTATIC because he brought her home a PEAR! ...god, they don't make women like that anymore. Or do they? You know what I just realized? I spent so much time unnecessarily berating you for other people's crappy profiles that I forgot to tell you my entire life story! Ok, it all started when I was born..."Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." As a kid, I wanted to be a superhero when I grew up. In college I was an English major with a concentration in writing. I took some acting classes at HB studios a long time ago but decided against pursuing it further. Fast forward a few years and I entered the wonderful world of finance where I find myself today. Everything's pretty great in my life right now, I'm just missing what I believe to be the most important part. Yep, you guessed it...the person who reads this profile after you. ;p Since I was just kidding about that last part,the only thing you should really be asking yourself right now is, when the zombie apocalypse hits, would you rather be with me at my house or with the last metro sexual "playa" you checked out on here? hmmm? Think about it.Though...being shirtless and all greased up, he might be able to slip away. Still, where does that leave you? :)Good luck, have fun, farewell, don't forget to write! The ideal first date would be us enjoying one another's company and wanting to see each other again.

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