SIMILAR PEOPLE
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NoelOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
I have backpacked Europe. I have published a novel. I have laughed at Bevis and Butthead. For a long time, I chased adventure, and I have no regrets. I have loved, lived, and learned. But somehow, I find myself now, working in the financial industry, and single. I guess all fairy tales don't have happy endings, not all novels make the authors rich (actually only 5% of published authors support themselves completely writing, while 100% of bankers support themselves banking***A fact that makes me sad)) So I work, and write, and lately the trolling the bars for women (fish) has taken a back seat. They say all love needs it to be believed in. Well I am by nature, a believer. Probably intoxicated by the books I have read. Most people dont admit much hope to this online thing, yet we do it, secretely hoping we can sabotage fate when there is nothing to do on a bored night, right? (Or women, to you ladies who actually are still reading) I play sports, basketball, sand volleyball, tennis, try to pluck a guitar now and again, and have some dope philisophical conversations with my friends and fam. I suppose the man's role is to pursue, which is just a first feint in this dance, before the woman takes the lead and then it is a twirling thing. I guess there is some qualities possibly lacking in the photogenic qualities of my bone structure, but maybe I bowed low and you did not flutter away, but *** thinking, nervous but excited, wow, this guy seems pretty neat. A drink, coffee, a meal, someplace to occupy nervous habits while sitting across from a relative stranger and asking random questions...light and easy and fun :)
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LongOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Who am I? Let's see... I'm adventurous, outgoing, and have a great sense of humor. I lean more towards the sarcastic and witty side of things. If you know anything about personality types, I'm the classic ENTP. I like fast toys, red wine, a good martini, and enjoy trying new foods. I love sushi, Indian, and Thai food. I also love to cook (seriously; it's the cleaning part that I hate). I'm open minded, honest, and I love to laugh. I think intelligence is much sexier than makeup. I'm addicted to ice cream and toy stores. I love to spend time with friends and family. I'm not a die hard health nut, but I do place a lot of value on being fit and healthy; if those are qualities that aren't very important to you, there's a good chance we're not right for each other. That also means that if you smoke, I'm not interested. I love dogs, and I recently rescued/adopted a pit bull who was stuck in a shelter for a year, and was living on the streets for a long time before that. She's the sweetest pup ever, and she melts hearts everywhere she goes. She's a huge part of my life. I also love to travel; I've been to 27 states and 9 countries so far, and counting. I've got a lot more on the list. I enjoy pretty much any type of music except country, and I enjoy getting to concerts when time permits.There's obviously a whole lot more to me than just this, so give a shout!Update: I admit that I'm selective in my replies. I'm only on here from my phone, so typing long responses doesn't really happen. I also don't need to make life long pen pals from people who can't handle a polite "no thanks" so, thanks to those people, I've stopped doing that. Apologies in advance if I don't reply to you, and best wishes in your search! To better help see if we're a match, I've listed what I like above; here are a few things that definitely won't get a reply from me. Again, apologies, but I won't reply to you if:-You don't have a picture. I also don't buy houses or cars sight unseen. Bet you don't either. Go figure.-You can't figure out how to rotate your picture(s) so I don't have to rotate my head.-All of your pictures are kissy-face-bathroom-mirror-with-a-crappy-cameraphone shots. I want someone social. Get out with some friends, and take some pics. If you don't have friends, ask a stranger or buy a homeless person a cup of coffee or something.-You don't smile. Smiles are sexy, and no one wants someone miserable. Be happy.-You live more than ***minutes away. That's just not going to work.-You missed the part where I said fitness and being healthy are important to me, both in myself and in my partner.-You live with your parents. I'm 35 with my own house; I'm not asking for your parents' permission to watch movies in their basement.-You believe the letters c, u, n, b, r, and y are actually words, and you use them as such. Same goes for numbers.-You send me a one word message. "Hi" and "hello" are nice things to say to someone in passing; put a little effort into something you send to someone you're attracted to. They'll appreciate it.-You feel the need to push your religious or political views anywhere in your profile/pics. -Your pictures are of landscapes. If you aren't in the picture, you probably shouldn't use it on a dating site. Pretty simple rule of thumb.-You don't have a sarcastic sense of humor. See all of the above ;)Thanks!:) I don't really believe in an "ideal" first date; it depends on the people. As long as it's something fun that involves good conversation, joking around, and seeing if there's chemistry, I think it's a good date. No, really. That would be amazing.Hey, it was worth a shot... ;)
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ZionOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
The first thing that I need to point out is that I am, in fact, real. I have checked this out for myself, and I have had other people verify that information. You can't get much more real than that! Unless you ascribe to solipsism, in which there's not much more that I can say to convince you. The Second thing that I noticed is that the the male populous here seems to send pics of their Twig & Berries. That's not really my bag, nor is showing off my lack of defined ab muscles. Sorry, you'll just have too dream for now. The tertiary thing that you will need to note is that I am in a commited- but open- relationship. There are rules which are mostly based on openness between her & I. That doesn't mean that I don't want to meet you, of course. I am predominantly an avid reader. I must have lost half of the viewing audience with that sentence. That's cool; anyone put off by that isn't going to do well with me.I'm currently getting myself through college, with the eventual goal of becoming a professor on Ancient History. Hmm. It seems that I have difficulties writing anything that isn't going to dissuade people from continuing. C'est la vie.Let's get this back into more interesting territory! Aside from reading, I enjoy camping, bike riding and watching movies.-garde, such as Mr. Bungle & Secret Chiefs 3. Other than that, I listen to music from the '80s & '90s, as I am still a product of my generation. My intro line is always going to be a song reference. That would be good research. So, I chose "Eel" as my Fish Personality , mainly to avoid having a part of this description say "No Personality". Who really wants to be any kind of fish? Not I. Whales and Dolphins aren't even FISH , so why do they get to be on the list? And Turtles? Double ewe tea eff, as the kids say.As I continue sculpting my profile, I have noticed that it is becoming more and more like a parody of a profile. Not really sure what to do about that one. But if I can stop one person from taking the down-angle picture in a bathroom, I have done a good job. Everyone here says that they're sarcastic. So I'm editing that part out of my little essay. I have a DRY humour that builds as I get to know you, or as I build up an online dating profile. This may have been picked up on by the more perceptive members of the remaining audience. If you have managed to go through this entire description and continue to be intrigued, I commend you for your impeccable taste. I would prefer to- y'know- have one? We don't want that, do we?