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Noel, 36
United States, Florida, Groveland

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About Me

I have backpacked Europe. I have published a novel. I have laughed at Bevis and Butthead. For a long time, I chased adventure, and I have no regrets. I have loved, lived, and learned. But somehow, I find myself now, working in the financial industry, and single. I guess all fairy tales don't have happy endings, not all novels make the authors rich (actually only 5% of published authors support themselves completely writing, while 100% of bankers support themselves banking***A fact that makes me sad)) So I work, and write, and lately the trolling the bars for women (fish) has taken a back seat. They say all love needs it to be believed in. Well I am by nature, a believer. Probably intoxicated by the books I have read. Most people dont admit much hope to this online thing, yet we do it, secretely hoping we can sabotage fate when there is nothing to do on a bored night, right? (Or women, to you ladies who actually are still reading) I play sports, basketball, sand volleyball, tennis, try to pluck a guitar now and again, and have some dope philisophical conversations with my friends and fam. I suppose the man's role is to pursue, which is just a first feint in this dance, before the woman takes the lead and then it is a twirling thing. I guess there is some qualities possibly lacking in the photogenic qualities of my bone structure, but maybe I bowed low and you did not flutter away, but *** thinking, nervous but excited, wow, this guy seems pretty neat. A drink, coffee, a meal, someplace to occupy nervous habits while sitting across from a relative stranger and asking random questions...light and easy and fun :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    6'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Martial Arts Mystery Sport Boxing Drag Racing
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    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-25

    Hi! My name is Colton. I am never married catholic caucasian man without kids from Groveland, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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    Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44

    I like spending quality time with my lady, I believe in trust, I\'m not the jealous type. I\'m looking for someone who will not hurt me. I promise to enjoy everything about the person.

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  • Zion from Groveland | Man | 36 years old | Taurus
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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    The first thing that I need to point out is that I am, in fact, real. I have checked this out for myself, and I have had other people verify that information. You can't get much more real than that! Unless you ascribe to solipsism, in which there's not much more that I can say to convince you. The Second thing that I noticed is that the the male populous here seems to send pics of their Twig & Berries. That's not really my bag, nor is showing off my lack of defined ab muscles. Sorry, you'll just have too dream for now. The tertiary thing that you will need to note is that I am in a commited- but open- relationship. There are rules which are mostly based on openness between her & I. That doesn't mean that I don't want to meet you, of course. I am predominantly an avid reader. I must have lost half of the viewing audience with that sentence. That's cool; anyone put off by that isn't going to do well with me.I'm currently getting myself through college, with the eventual goal of becoming a professor on Ancient History. Hmm. It seems that I have difficulties writing anything that isn't going to dissuade people from continuing. C'est la vie.Let's get this back into more interesting territory! Aside from reading, I enjoy camping, bike riding and watching movies.-garde, such as Mr. Bungle & Secret Chiefs 3. Other than that, I listen to music from the '80s & '90s, as I am still a product of my generation. My intro line is always going to be a song reference. That would be good research. So, I chose "Eel" as my Fish Personality , mainly to avoid having a part of this description say "No Personality". Who really wants to be any kind of fish? Not I. Whales and Dolphins aren't even FISH , so why do they get to be on the list? And Turtles? Double ewe tea eff, as the kids say.As I continue sculpting my profile, I have noticed that it is becoming more and more like a parody of a profile. Not really sure what to do about that one. But if I can stop one person from taking the down-angle picture in a bathroom, I have done a good job. Everyone here says that they're sarcastic. So I'm editing that part out of my little essay. I have a DRY humour that builds as I get to know you, or as I build up an online dating profile. This may have been picked up on by the more perceptive members of the remaining audience. If you have managed to go through this entire description and continue to be intrigued, I commend you for your impeccable taste. I would prefer to- y'know- have one? We don't want that, do we?

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