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Amoz, 36

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About Me

What are you suppose to write here? After relentless searching I haven't yet found the idiots guide to profiles or Internet dating for dummies! I need the help to get any of my messages replied to. Think I'm going to change my tact and just message girls that have 50 shades in their book list, in the hope I will get tied up for the remainder of my time here!Well I could tell you a bit about myself but decided you can write anything here it's like Wikipedia for the lonely hearts, doesn't mean it the truth and it's usually the same rubbish that everybody else is writing.I'm a 6 foot 5 tanned model and love nothing better that moonlit walks on the beach followed by snuggled in front of a blazing fire... Sorry only jesting I'm a midget that's only passions is stumbling home from the pub like a zombie at the weekend!If you are getting bored of the normal drivel you get here and really do want to know something about me then just ask, it's ok I don't bite (much)I looking for a gorgeous lady with a great job that pays well, this will give me the opportunity to live out my dream of sitting home all day getting fat and playing video games. If this doesn't appeal to you I am willing to negotiate :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Norrie

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I am a Guy who enjoys the simple things in life. I am very laid back and I expect the same from you. I enjoy weekend trips and camping. I also enjoy couch time at home. I have just recently started training for a 5k. A running partner would be great. If interested *** let's see what happens

  • Robby

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    I have to say I feel bad for the women on this site for what must go on with some of the men on here. When you read "don't send pictures of your genitalia", "don't send me rude messages if I don't respond", etc. I wonder how any men actually get dates on this site. I am recently separated and my 12 yo daughter lives with me. She definitely comes first, but I would like to meet someone to spend time with and see where things go. I work in a professional setting and hope to further advance myself in my career. My hobbies have taken a backseat lately but I like to kayak, camp, fish, sports, etc. I am open to trying most things. I like a broad range of music from classic jazz to indie rock and even some country, if it is good i will listen to it. I prefer to do something social, diner or drinks, so that we can talk and get to know one another. After that maybe go somewhere to listen to some live music. I guess it depends on what we both enjoy.

  • Zion

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    Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43

    The first thing that I need to point out is that I am, in fact, real. I have checked this out for myself, and I have had other people verify that information. You can't get much more real than that! Unless you ascribe to solipsism, in which there's not much more that I can say to convince you. The Second thing that I noticed is that the the male populous here seems to send pics of their Twig & Berries. That's not really my bag, nor is showing off my lack of defined ab muscles. Sorry, you'll just have too dream for now. The tertiary thing that you will need to note is that I am in a commited- but open- relationship. There are rules which are mostly based on openness between her & I. That doesn't mean that I don't want to meet you, of course. I am predominantly an avid reader. I must have lost half of the viewing audience with that sentence. That's cool; anyone put off by that isn't going to do well with me.I'm currently getting myself through college, with the eventual goal of becoming a professor on Ancient History. Hmm. It seems that I have difficulties writing anything that isn't going to dissuade people from continuing. C'est la vie.Let's get this back into more interesting territory! Aside from reading, I enjoy camping, bike riding and watching movies.-garde, such as Mr. Bungle & Secret Chiefs 3. Other than that, I listen to music from the '80s & '90s, as I am still a product of my generation. My intro line is always going to be a song reference. That would be good research. So, I chose "Eel" as my Fish Personality , mainly to avoid having a part of this description say "No Personality". Who really wants to be any kind of fish? Not I. Whales and Dolphins aren't even FISH , so why do they get to be on the list? And Turtles? Double ewe tea eff, as the kids say.As I continue sculpting my profile, I have noticed that it is becoming more and more like a parody of a profile. Not really sure what to do about that one. But if I can stop one person from taking the down-angle picture in a bathroom, I have done a good job. Everyone here says that they're sarcastic. So I'm editing that part out of my little essay. I have a DRY humour that builds as I get to know you, or as I build up an online dating profile. This may have been picked up on by the more perceptive members of the remaining audience. If you have managed to go through this entire description and continue to be intrigued, I commend you for your impeccable taste. I would prefer to- y'know- have one? We don't want that, do we?

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