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Amoz, 36

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About Me

What are you suppose to write here? After relentless searching I haven't yet found the idiots guide to profiles or Internet dating for dummies! I need the help to get any of my messages replied to. Think I'm going to change my tact and just message girls that have 50 shades in their book list, in the hope I will get tied up for the remainder of my time here!Well I could tell you a bit about myself but decided you can write anything here it's like Wikipedia for the lonely hearts, doesn't mean it the truth and it's usually the same rubbish that everybody else is writing.I'm a 6 foot 5 tanned model and love nothing better that moonlit walks on the beach followed by snuggled in front of a blazing fire... Sorry only jesting I'm a midget that's only passions is stumbling home from the pub like a zombie at the weekend!If you are getting bored of the normal drivel you get here and really do want to know something about me then just ask, it's ok I don't bite (much)I looking for a gorgeous lady with a great job that pays well, this will give me the opportunity to live out my dream of sitting home all day getting fat and playing video games. If this doesn't appeal to you I am willing to negotiate :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Homer

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    Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 18-45

    Retired Military vet, now working as a rock digger. Was married for 13 years and now I am single. Living on my own in a new city looking for something serious. Just want to have a queen that I can spoil and call my own!

  • Afton

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    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47

    Wow I don't know were to start. like most people I don't really know how to fully describe myself. but I'm going to give it a shot :-) About myself. I'm a very genuine person. I believe in being sincere and honest. some of my strong points are I'm a great listener, always helping others, hardworking, dependable, trustworthy, faithful and not selfish. I'm established, financially stable and responsible. I have made some wise decisions over the years and still set goals! Always try my best to achieve them.What I'm looking for in a partner would be someone how believes in working together to archive goals, is intelligent, cares about the way they look, is loving and faithful no matter what challenges arise. You don't have to make a lot of money. just be happy doing what you do. I'm not perfect and don't expect my future partner to be. I've been on here before. Didn't meet anyone. But I thought I would give it one more shot. Before I sign up for match. LolI'm very selective and can read hundreds of profiles without finding someone how sounds right for me. I'm very adaptive and opened minded. If you don't have a list that spells out your dream man. You are flexiable and adaptive. Or interested in learning more about me. Just drop a subtle hint. So I know to message you. This is online dating. Its not out in public where a smile could strike up a conversation. Coffee or happy hour. Just to see if we have any hint of chemistry. Then we can move on to a real date next time!

  • Tierney

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    Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46

    Tall, attractive, honest, stable, silly, outdoorsey, passionate guy, seeks similar. ..and if that's not enough to entice you, let me give you some profiley nonsense to sink your teeth into.I work hard and play harder! YEAH!!(not really sure what that means, but everybody puts it in, so there you go), I don't JUST stay in or JUST go out, I like to stay in AND go out,(which makes me absurdly unique) I LOVE TO TRAVEL! I often zip line, mountain climb and do the tough mudder all while simultaneously doing charity work for orphaned babies. caution:(the above paragraph may not have accurately reflected anything that is accurate.)In response to your profile's key points, Let's see...oh, YES! I WILL read your profile!(So stop yelling.) No, I don't expect to jump your bones right after coffee(but if I did expect it, do you think I would be dissuaded from contacting you by your written objections?) I don't have any shirtless bathroom mirror pics...which is good, because apparently you hate that, as well as guys just saying "Hi" as an opener, or doing the "kissy face" in their pics. Alright, I think that about covers all the profile "standards" expressed ad nauseum. Let me know if I missed any. :) Oh, I also have you marked down as "anti-drama". Things that you may hate about me. -I'm looking for someone younger than myself.- I'm looking for someone Single (not divorced).-If you are "clubbing" in every pic, I think three things. A. This chick loves clubbing. B. I'm 39.C. Next profile.-I'm not interested in meeting anyone who has children. -I'm not looking for an "adrenalin junkie" or women with dangerous professions. i.e. law enforcement,firefighters, bond agents dealing with criminals etc. Also if your an aspiring actress or aspiring model or aspiring anything else that will take you away from living a "normal" family life...aspire someplace else.-I don't care where you've been on vacation. Discussing adventures is perfectly fine for small talk. It's nice that you've been here or there, but when we're trying to get to know each other, learning about real things that will actually effect our future relationship, overzealous travel emphasis is the equivalent of focusing mainly on getting your vacation time when on a job interview. Speaking of which, treat your profile like a resume, because it is. Stay away from being too negative.(Irony noted and rejected.) Perspective employers want to think their getting someone who will be a "value add" to their companies...and in this case to someone's life.I'm generally attracted to good-natured, compassionate, pretty, quirky, ATHLETIC LOOKING, polite, silly girls, with a strong sense of personal integrity(extra points for having the word "Integrity" in your profile. Doesn't need to be in there as much as the word "travel",once will suffice.) If you really want an example of a quality in a woman I find attractive, rent the Godfather part 2 and fast forward to the part where Vito's wife is ECSTATIC because he brought her home a PEAR! ...god, they don't make women like that anymore. Or do they? You know what I just realized? I spent so much time unnecessarily berating you for other people's crappy profiles that I forgot to tell you my entire life story! Ok, it all started when I was born..."Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up." As a kid, I wanted to be a superhero when I grew up. In college I was an English major with a concentration in writing. I took some acting classes at HB studios a long time ago but decided against pursuing it further. Fast forward a few years and I entered the wonderful world of finance where I find myself today. Everything's pretty great in my life right now, I'm just missing what I believe to be the most important part. Yep, you guessed it...the person who reads this profile after you. ;p Since I was just kidding about that last part,the only thing you should really be asking yourself right now is, when the zombie apocalypse hits, would you rather be with me at my house or with the last metro sexual "playa" you checked out on here? hmmm? Think about it.Though...being shirtless and all greased up, he might be able to slip away. Still, where does that leave you? :)Good luck, have fun, farewell, don't forget to write! The ideal first date would be us enjoying one another's company and wanting to see each other again.

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