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PerezOffline
Man. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-24
Hi! My name is Perez. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Fort Myers Beach, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AnscomOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
So here i am....im just an average sort of guy who works really long hours during the week(which would change when i meet the right person) so at weekends i let my hair down and enjoy life,i have many hobbies and many likes,the only thing i haven't got is someone special to do them with.....yet!!! A big must is banter...everyone needs banter in there life,and laughter and smile..and without it your gonna be boring in my eyes,so if you take life to seriously we may not get on that well,i want someone who's spontaneous a bit of a joker...up for pretty much anythin,adventures nights away the usual ....but on the other hand i do like to stay in get a takeout,dvd cuddles on the sofa u cant beat it....lookin for a best friend as well as a partner...cant be to hard can it.....xx
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RobertoOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
n. Damn it! 'Just fits in'....*A-hem!, *Pardon me, Allow myself to introduce my-s..erm me'Greetings I am GoodSir Knight and I have been lead to believe that this devilish box of lights may bring hence forth that which has thus far eluded me, to whit a fair and constant maid worthy of wooing. Basic requirements: *NO 'PRINCESS'S' ****adult content) *5'7" (+or -) Its not me its you! well your shoes, more your heels, actually. Just thinking about you having to schooch down to smooch. *Literate and numerate (no vacuous bimbos) *Brains! (2.4 zombies to feed) *Nice rack (storage is soo important!)*Oral Skills: An excellent grasp of the English language IS essential, as, other than the most basic gibbonish stammerings DEMANDING (rather than politely requesting 'one more??') beer or *** to excuse me to drain from my body my much previously enjoyed *** *Sometimes things just dont quite translate..(I pause to wonder if, I should congratulate you on getting this far is some how condescending. No there is no need)'As to my intent? What can I say about myself? Other than I consider a man's word SHOULD be his bond. "A dishonest man may lie;..? In case you should feel the need to ascertain my veracity;, in this *** can confirm membership to the 'Social Network' and my likeness may be found within the 'book of face' I dislike falseness inc.,but not limited to TAN (gerine) EYE LASHES:(the ones that make it look like baby tarantulas have been nesting in your skull) HAIR:-Talk about a horses ass! BOOBS:- What?!? wait... what the DEUCE am I saying?!??* *Smashes head off wall ..boo boo..boobies..............Under construction..............***..A little presumptuous I feel, But if after some initial contact, Being that both parties agree that a 'persona facto' meeting would be edifying to the aforementioned parties .A suitable rendezvous may be facilitated, does social convention still dictate 'The Ladies prerogative'? in which ever ever case please feel free to conspicuously drop your handkerchief or send me an infernal electrophonic message. Your moist obedient serva-n#...*Damn you Freud!*.Your most obedient servant. GSK