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AcaciaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I hate online dating, I really do. The odds are so stacked against the possibility that you might like and be attracted to a total stranger, who then also likes and is attracted to you, that they cannot be calculated. I've been on so many uncomfortable, if not painful, dates that I'm starting to go on blind dates armed with a suicide hotline number in my purse. I don't think I can handle one more nerve-wracking, mind-numbing date/freak-fest/judge-a-thon where we sit across the table picking each other apart, hoping we aren't being picked apart, but of course we are and so one of us ends up crying in the car. Maybe I should just quit this site, although they never let you go without a fight, so you have to click through more screens that ask you:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Canceling your account is permanent and cannot be undone. You will lose your entire profile including your pictures. Please list your reasons for leaving us here. Remember you also have the option to hide your account rather than cancel it. No one will be able to see your account if you hide it, and can reactivate anytime."What they are really saying is:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Let's review the situation. You were desperate enough to come here in the first place, so things were already pretty bad, right? Most people are married by now and you obviously missed that boat. You let the good ones get away. You know you did, because mathematically speaking there had to have been some good ones. So now this is what you get and, frankly, you're lucky to get it, because statistically speaking, you're no spring chicken, no matter how young you are."-I got this from a book I'm reading, I absolutely had to share it!Aside from my little rant, I have many redeeming qualities (don't we all, that's why were are allll here, right?). Feel free to ask me anything, if you'd like, and I'll send an honeseply it's either because:a)Your question sucked.b)I read your profile or lack-there-of and the infinite struggle to find any common interest left me high and dryc)I wasn't initially attracted to you, physically, and that's not necessarily shallow, but it's a pretty important part of an overall attraction.d) "Prefer Not To Say" is a huge red flag for me. My aspirations in life include, but are not limited to:Becoming a speed bump at SafewayI love all kinds of music, but some of my favorite bands are:AwolnationGaslight AnthemRancidTransplantsMuseHIMCKYRise AgainstEminemMumford and SonsAlkaline TrioInfinite others......And farm boys!I have a job, I pay my own way, I'm hilarious and I have substance. I'm not a Barbie Doll, meaning I'm not perfect looking, I'm not plastic, and I'm not fake!..;Coke?? bahaha....somewhere where it's possible to talk and get to know a person, not like a movie.best bet just to grab a coffee/tea or drink somewhere though, at first anyways. that way we can end it at any point if we absolutely cannot stand each other!Push each other around in shopping carts. Get kicked out of Walmart.Go to BINGO.Get kicked out of BINGO.Smoke some crack.Whatever happens, K.C.C.O :)
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LovellaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hey I’m Dawn .. I’m witty, smartass’ish, happy, chill, no baggage, ***friendly (not down with anything else), reliable, inappropriate (at times) and very appropriate at others. I’m the type of person that you can tell all your politically incorrect, racist and blasphemous jokes too and I will appreciate them, I’m also the type of person that parents and authority figures in general love (some might accuse me of being a brown noser, but so far it's worked well for me). I’ve got a good head on my shoulders and I’m holding out for someone that I zing with (please read in: I am not looking for a one night stand). I just graduated with my BA so now I can do ... what I'm already doing!! Next step is to write the LSAT and apply to some law schools (I'm planning on UBC or UVIC) but for now I work Monday - Friday ***kind of dealy-o.; eggnogg at christmas, campfires, courtesey, sass, sitting on the ground, pens that write nice, organization, sand, a catchy song, and tan lines. Things I don’t like: pudding, jealousy, liars, people who are late, messes, negativity, fighting, people who can’t drive, dusting, rude people, setting up tarps, rain when I’m camping, and scratched cd'sSome of my not so great traits: I am a Virgo and while this is great for organization and loyalty I can also be very critical of myself and others, I fall asleep during movies, I have a hard time getting sooper close to people, I strive for perfection and get a little flustered when I don't achieve my goals or if I don't understand how things work, I have Low tolerance for people who play the victim and wish I could be more empathetic but I just have a hard time putting myself in the shoes of someone who makes poor decisions. ..and finally I prefer football over hockey ;) I am looking for a man’s man. Handy with tools and machines (cars, computers, anything that will break) out doorsy, beer drinking, truck driving kinda guy. (These aren’t specific requirements but you get the idea). I’m looking for someone that has his life put together, or is on a path to that goal. I’ve had a lot of awesome male influences in my life so I am looking for someone to be proud to introduce to my family.Things I’m not interested in are people who are unsure of themselves, people who need saving, hopeless romantics (I’m really not that romantic), gingers (we all know they have no soul), short people (I’m tall – I don’t want to feel ginormous), and people who are looking for someone to fulfill a mothering role in their life. ~go fish!
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AlexaOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Well... How do I describe myself... Well I am honest to a fault... I am as loyal as they come... I put everyone else first... And it's time to for me to try to put my self first... So... Here I am... I'm defiantly nervous about putting my self out there... I like to try new things... But nothing to do with heights... If jumping off bridges or jumping out of planes is your idea of a good time... I'm not willing to even consider it... Sorry ;) but I think I'm game for anything else... I have to admit I'm a bit of a home body... But with the right company it's all good. I like to watch movies on rainy nights... Pretty much any kind... I'm always up for a scary movie!!! I love to be scared... Is that weird??? Oh boy... I've been out of the game for so long... I'm not even sure I remember how to date :p probably something laid back where we can talk and get to know each other... Coffee, a walk, I don't even know... :S try me... And I'll let you know.