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AcaciaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I hate online dating, I really do. The odds are so stacked against the possibility that you might like and be attracted to a total stranger, who then also likes and is attracted to you, that they cannot be calculated. I've been on so many uncomfortable, if not painful, dates that I'm starting to go on blind dates armed with a suicide hotline number in my purse. I don't think I can handle one more nerve-wracking, mind-numbing date/freak-fest/judge-a-thon where we sit across the table picking each other apart, hoping we aren't being picked apart, but of course we are and so one of us ends up crying in the car. Maybe I should just quit this site, although they never let you go without a fight, so you have to click through more screens that ask you:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Canceling your account is permanent and cannot be undone. You will lose your entire profile including your pictures. Please list your reasons for leaving us here. Remember you also have the option to hide your account rather than cancel it. No one will be able to see your account if you hide it, and can reactivate anytime."What they are really saying is:"Are you sure you want to cancel your account? Let's review the situation. You were desperate enough to come here in the first place, so things were already pretty bad, right? Most people are married by now and you obviously missed that boat. You let the good ones get away. You know you did, because mathematically speaking there had to have been some good ones. So now this is what you get and, frankly, you're lucky to get it, because statistically speaking, you're no spring chicken, no matter how young you are."-I got this from a book I'm reading, I absolutely had to share it!Aside from my little rant, I have many redeeming qualities (don't we all, that's why were are allll here, right?). Feel free to ask me anything, if you'd like, and I'll send an honeseply it's either because:a)Your question sucked.b)I read your profile or lack-there-of and the infinite struggle to find any common interest left me high and dryc)I wasn't initially attracted to you, physically, and that's not necessarily shallow, but it's a pretty important part of an overall attraction.d) "Prefer Not To Say" is a huge red flag for me. My aspirations in life include, but are not limited to:Becoming a speed bump at SafewayI love all kinds of music, but some of my favorite bands are:AwolnationGaslight AnthemRancidTransplantsMuseHIMCKYRise AgainstEminemMumford and SonsAlkaline TrioInfinite others......And farm boys!I have a job, I pay my own way, I'm hilarious and I have substance. I'm not a Barbie Doll, meaning I'm not perfect looking, I'm not plastic, and I'm not fake!..;Coke?? bahaha....somewhere where it's possible to talk and get to know a person, not like a movie.best bet just to grab a coffee/tea or drink somewhere though, at first anyways. that way we can end it at any point if we absolutely cannot stand each other!Push each other around in shopping carts. Get kicked out of Walmart.Go to BINGO.Get kicked out of BINGO.Smoke some crack.Whatever happens, K.C.C.O :)
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UnOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Looking for new friends or possibly my soul mate, who knows? Someone who just likes relaxing, watching tv or going out on fun random adventures, smoking LOTS of weed ;-) and living stress free. I need someone who is prepared for:- a million questions- uncontrollable laughter- my family- my appetite- musical outbursts- my love of bong hits- my friends- sad/happy tears- deep conversation- my imagination- my dreams- random texts- walks in the rain Lets hang out and smoke while we watch each others favorite tv show. Or let's walk the sea wall then go to a juice bar. Whatever.
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XiaoOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
so a little about me... im a quiet person by nature (it does take awhile to get to know me) but with good friends I can be very fun and crazy :P not really into the bar scene anymore, over and done with basically. I am a mature individual lets just say I don’t think I am in high school anymore and i hope you don’t think you are if messaging me with that said I can act like a kid at times I don’t think I will ever grow out of my childhood favorites (Nintendo, Power Rangers, rain boots).’d be a happy camper… I am a city girl born and raised with a little country girl thrown in. lol I like to relax with a good movie or book when I can, hang out with friends, and shoot the breeze with my parents.I would like to meet people with some of the same interests but differences are always welcome :) also who are down to earth, outgoing, respectful and honesty is the most important one, if I cant trust you then there is nothing there to begin with.As for what im looking for, I know not to get my hopes up with this kind of site but if you are still reading this here is a list I found and changed it a bit but this is what a man should be like… what happened to this kinda guy :( lol-When she stares at your mouth Kiss her-When she pushes you or hits you cause she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and don't let go-When she's quiet; Ask her whats wrong-When she ***; Give her your attention-When she pulls away; Pull her back-When you see her at her worst; try to help her through it-When you see her start crying; Just hold her and don't say a word-When she's scared; Protect her-When she teases you; Tease her back-When she doesn't answer for a long time; reassure her that everything is okay-When she looks at you with doubt; Back yourself up-When she says that she loves you; she really does more than you can understand-When she grabs at your hands; Hold her's and play with her fingers-When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh-When she tells you a secret; keep it safe and untold-When she looks into your eyes; don't look away until she does-When she says it's over; she still wants you to be hers-When she re posts this bulletin;; she wants you to read it-Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-When she says she's okay don't believe it; talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to remind her you care-Treat her like she's all that matters to you-Stay up all night with her when she's sick-Watch her favorite movie or show with her even if you think it's stupid-Give her the world.-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her-Let her know she's important.-Don't talk about other girls around her-Kiss her in the pouring rainTake Care :) Date?! hmm lets start with coffee and see how it goes from there lol if a date happened to come to the table something random bowling, bike riding or go for a walk maybe...