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Monnie, 27

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About Me

My mom wants me to stop dating felons and bring home somebody 'nice' for dinner. She's an awesome cook, please help me out. I've got plenty of hats you can borrow.I am:1) Destructive. 2) I lead a double life. I am an oober professional workaholic by day - who would have thunk.3) A horse person. I have a big belligerent runaway horse who is my best friend. Consequently most of the money I earn from my big girl job goes to him. I love him. Whatever.4) A taxidermist. Yes, I gut dead things. and make jewellery out of them. It's art, and everyone needs a hobby. Buy some jewelery: www.feralis.ca5) A festivalite. I like to connect with my higher self to deep transformative bass music. However, my higher self is a total ****, so if you use the word 'manifest' in any serious context, don't bother messaging me. I will judge you.6) A noise 'artist' that throws dirty guerilla art shows under bridges. you should come.7) Actually pretty nice. i am easily moved to tears by sparrows, red wagons, the elderly, and random acts of kindness.I'm busy so I'll only answer your message if you are a heavily tattooed lumberjack/eco-terrorist hunter professional bullrider babe that could build me some fencing for my horses on a pristine piece of land, and play the banjo for me while I drink copious amounts of red wine and skin the deer you just provided for us. Of course I will be wearing black lingerie. I like to drink wine in alleys and under bridges.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Hi! I am a witty and sarcastic, but thoughtful girl. I love music, food, travel, and skiing. If you are intrigued by these things, read on...About you... I'm looking for someone fun and that I can go on adventures with; who likes to go skiing, go on road trips, travel, and go to concerts and music festivals. Someone with a good sense of humour, who will find my dry and sarcastic remarks endearing (because usually they're intended that way). I want someone intelligent who challenges me, and if you have a funky haircut you win bonus points.Oh, and you should also know that I am not a morning person! First dates can be tricky. If you're not careful you'll end up talking about work, or the weather, or some other such ubiquitous topic sure to put the both of you to sleep. I find that a drink or two often helps avoid this unpleasant scenario.

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    Maybe I'm not the classic girl you're looking for. But unlike a lot of what you find I'm not just a shallow puddle. If I talk to you I'm probably actually interested in getting to know you. I love camping and fishing and getting out in the mud, I'm really not afraid of dirt, although with at toddler it's kind of hard to be. I am terrified of driving very fast but that is a story you could ask me about. I need to be in control when it comes to cars. As long as I have a baby sitter I'm willing to try something new. I think it's funny that before you even read my profile you will look through my pictures to see if I'm "right". Don't worry, I do it too. From my experience here I noticed that most guys will chat a few times then screw off so my question is what does a girl have to do to get some attention? I'm sorry I don't have any boobie pics but I have a kid. I've been in the Okanagan since I was 7. But After high school I moved around a lot. I really like independent movies like Hesher and Daydream Nation. I love scary movies but I need someone to watch them with. I'm very interested in religion and spirituality. I find the farther East you go, the more realistic religious ideals become (to a point). I want to travel one day, see Europe and Asian and parts of Africa. I really don't like doing these things because I find I run out of things to say very quickly. On a first date, I would like to do something where we can actually talk. We could take a drive or get a coffee, you could show me your favourite hang out or we could even just go for a walk. But I want to actually get to know you on the first date. I want to hear about that person at work who drives you crazy or how you like your steak or do you even eat steak.

  • Bess

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

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