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Monnie, 27
United States, Arkansas, Mena

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My mom wants me to stop dating felons and bring home somebody 'nice' for dinner. She's an awesome cook, please help me out. I've got plenty of hats you can borrow.I am:1) Destructive. 2) I lead a double life. I am an oober professional workaholic by day - who would have thunk.3) A horse person. I have a big belligerent runaway horse who is my best friend. Consequently most of the money I earn from my big girl job goes to him. I love him. Whatever.4) A taxidermist. Yes, I gut dead things. and make jewellery out of them. It's art, and everyone needs a hobby. Buy some jewelery: www.feralis.ca5) A festivalite. I like to connect with my higher self to deep transformative bass music. However, my higher self is a total ****, so if you use the word 'manifest' in any serious context, don't bother messaging me. I will judge you.6) A noise 'artist' that throws dirty guerilla art shows under bridges. you should come.7) Actually pretty nice. i am easily moved to tears by sparrows, red wagons, the elderly, and random acts of kindness.I'm busy so I'll only answer your message if you are a heavily tattooed lumberjack/eco-terrorist hunter professional bullrider babe that could build me some fencing for my horses on a pristine piece of land, and play the banjo for me while I drink copious amounts of red wine and skin the deer you just provided for us. Of course I will be wearing black lingerie. I like to drink wine in alleys and under bridges.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Watching TV British French Horror Martial Arts Dirt Bike Racing Motorcycle Racing Volleyball Computer Games
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