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My mom wants me to stop dating felons and bring home somebody 'nice' for dinner. She's an awesome cook, please help me out. I've got plenty of hats you can borrow.I am:1) Destructive. 2) I lead a double life. I am an oober professional workaholic by day - who would have thunk.3) A horse person. I have a big belligerent runaway horse who is my best friend. Consequently most of the money I earn from my big girl job goes to him. I love him. Whatever.4) A taxidermist. Yes, I gut dead things. and make jewellery out of them. It's art, and everyone needs a hobby. Buy some jewelery: www.feralis.ca5) A festivalite. I like to connect with my higher self to deep transformative bass music. However, my higher self is a total ****, so if you use the word 'manifest' in any serious context, don't bother messaging me. I will judge you.6) A noise 'artist' that throws dirty guerilla art shows under bridges. you should come.7) Actually pretty nice. i am easily moved to tears by sparrows, red wagons, the elderly, and random acts of kindness.I'm busy so I'll only answer your message if you are a heavily tattooed lumberjack/eco-terrorist hunter professional bullrider babe that could build me some fencing for my horses on a pristine piece of land, and play the banjo for me while I drink copious amounts of red wine and skin the deer you just provided for us. Of course I will be wearing black lingerie. I like to drink wine in alleys and under bridges.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

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    Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-37

    "Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet."- I enjoy spending most of my down time outside hiking, canoeing, camping, walking my dogs, horse back riding, or having drinks on a sunny patio with friends! I also like to have a nice quiet night in making dinner and watching a movie. I am not a, "bar star" but do enjoy going to pubs attempting to through some darts or playing pool. I am not really a sports fan but would go watch the game and pretend i was cheering for your team! I have a fairly sarcastic sense of humor and enjoy a good laugh... sometimes at my own expense! What am i looking for? That is a good question, I have been happily single for a little while but would really enjoy having someone to spend some time with. (getting the canoe off my car is much easier with two. lol.) Yes i am looking for a relationship but i am not necessarily in a hurry to find one either. Coffee and a dog walk?

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I decided that ***would be the year I would devote to discovering and improving myself. What I have I discovered so far? Not much! All jokes aside, I am an introverted (not a bad thing, folks!) highly sensitive person. So what does that mean about me? My greatest asset is my compassion and I love nothing more then spending quiet time at home. I love getting lost in a movie, bad apocalyptic films are my favourite- (I'm looking at you ***and The Core). And don't get me started on how much I love the LOTR franchise (I could probably talk your ear off about it for hours!!!). I'm actually planning a trip to New Zealand in ***. Excited doesn't even begin to express my feelings. I LOVE to laugh! I work in customer service, so after a long day of dealing with rude people, the best way for me to de-stress is to giggle. Nothing in life means more to me than my dog. He's the best thing to happen to me in quite a while, so if you are not dog friendly, I'm afraid we wont get along! Something low key and casual!

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