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GlennisOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Locals only please. Thank you.Currently under construction. Slowly pushing towards my goal of losing 50 pounds. So for the moment, if you don't like fluffy girls, you should pass on me. I'm always at the gym, so if you like to work out, we're more likely to get along and have actual time to see each other. Lol.I'm not normal. I think being normal is boring. I can peruse the shelves of a used bookstore for hours. Strawberries are delicious. They become orgasmic when you dip them in chocolate.I have a 5 year old son who lives with me half the time. He is not my world. My world is me... But he is an uber priority in my life and if you can't handle that, move along, move along... This is not the girl you are looking for...I do better with people than alone, I love movies, and salty soft pretzels with cheese. I just bought a book on Machiavelli, haven't read it yet, but I will.I take really really ridiculously long baths. I usually read in there. My feet get pruney.You should message me if...You're funny and not uptight.You like to laugh but can also talk about serious issues without making sh*t up.You know what a comma, an apostrophe, a hyphen and a period are. Even better if you know how to use them. Preferred, but not required.You don't mind that I have a dirty mouth. (Don't worry, I clean it up whenever I need to). Insert sly grin here.You like big butts and you cannot lie.You've seen Zoolander, Garden State, Memento AND A Clockwork Orange.You are more interested in the way I can make you feel than having arm candy. I like to leave the tickets for other people to discover... It's like a mini-pay it forward. :) Watching kids find them and get all excited is like injecting three weeks of happy juice into your brain.I'm an entirely different person than I was 6 months ago and I'm super excited to have someone to enjoy spending time with. I'm ready for something real and mature. If you are too, then message me! I don't bite... Oh wait... Yes I do... ;)If you got all the way to this point, please start your message out with the title of your favorite book. Thanks! Looking forward to chatting with you! *shrug*
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AnjanetteOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Im26i love music,food kids,and tattoos! I am a mommy i dont want someone who plays games and dont do one night stands so if thats what your about please dont bother!I am an open book so just ask what you wanna know:) Anything that fits the situation.
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DarienOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
For some effed up reason this thing deleted my entire profile!I am a believer in karma. What goes around comes around. I'm not here to waste anyone's time, especially mine. A country girl at heart. A dirt road with just four houses on it. I graduated with 90 people. Family is huge for me! I have a sister and a brother. Both younger than me. I just got out of a relationship and I am still friends with him. My mom is my hero. She is battling pancreatic cancer right now. I like to consider myself a photographer and would love to work for National Geographic. I love kids. I tend to relate to them easier than adults. I gave up caring what people thought about me. I am who I am and if someone doesn't like it then hit the road!I have a very unique sense of humor. I will spit a 'that's what he/she said' joke on just about anything. I love to laugh and make other people laugh. I could make a sailor blush with some of the words that come out of my mouth, though I can edit myself when need be.Because I am the age I am I have to be picky. If you send me a message, use WORDS!!! Don't send me a message with text speak of any kind. (ur, sxy, ltr, kk, jk...y'all get the message) Also, while I believe that there is someone out there for everyone, I'm not interested in men who think they're thugs, punk-rockers or guys that only have pictures from bars and in bathrooms. I want a man, not a boy. If your pictures are of you in front of, beside or inside your 'fancy' car, you're trying to hard. I want a tall man. One that can rest his chin on the top of my head. I want to be able to wear heals when we go out and not be taller than you. Also, guys, the "-pumping, over-gelled look was never and will never be attractive to most women. (It's usually only easy women who like that sort of thing) Hair product should never be in a man's hair, women like to run their fingers through it and grab it. It's a turn-off if when we do this we get a handful of gel or mousse or poked from the hard ends. Also, don't just message me to ask what my body looks like. That is a jerk move. I have been told that my eyes are beautiful, that's what I'm selling. Not my boobs or my butt. (I'm not sure if the word I wanted to use is allowed, they deleted my last one and it had cussing all over it) Planned by someone other than myself. I'm pretty damn easy to please, coffee is always a good one. A walk by the waterfront, as long as the weather is nice, works too.