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RANDOM FACTS: i love the sun and the beach. i would pick the beach over anything any day. i would love love love to be retired right now because then i could travel and see the world. i love my friends. my family means the world to me. i am a daddy's girl to the core. my mama is my hero and as cliché'd as it sounds she is my best friend. i like spending the day at the ranch listening to my grampa tell the most awesome stories. my grandma could most likely kick the crap out of you. my dream is to own the baracuda. i hate liars and cheats and douchebags. they pretty much suck at life and i hate when people do suckie things. i think it's balls when people don't call when they say they will... and when they bail... not cool at all. i like to shop. alot. my kitties are my babies... but not in that creepy meetville video kind of way. if i could i would spend the day watching the food network. i like cooking. i love to eat. please tell me stories because i like them. tell me a good one and i will love you forever. i couldn't tell a joke if my life depended on it but i love funnies. if they are dirty and/or politically incorrect all the better. i love anything pink. i have been known to buy something based on whether it is pink or not. i talk too much. i have no problems carrying on a conversation with myself. i have an obscene amount of magazines. sometimes i like to read trashy novels. i procrastinate. i am convinced that caffeine is indeed a food group unto itself. if you call me *** 2am i will pick up...eventually. if you call me and you're drunk *** 2am be prepared to get an early morning wake up call. i like beer. and i love wine with the girls. i can't stand stupid people. they irritate me. and slow walkers. they also irritate me.. alot. i like my sleep. if you have the misfortune of running into me when i havent slept i apologize in advance. brunch is my most favorite meal of the day. i like random facts. and adventures. yea.. that's all i got...**Update** Gentlemen, I've clearly written a small novel here but do me a favour... if you're going to send me a message at the very least, please skim though the words. If you can't string some words together to form at least one complete and coherent sentence, kindly resist the urge to message me. Should you send me a message and I don't respond, please don't be offended, I know we're all putting ourselves out there, but I just don't see it working. Sending me multiple messages (with increasing hostility) will not magically change my mind (sadly this has actually happened). Thanks! oh gosh... something fun... lots of laughter, good conversation...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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