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About Me

RANDOM FACTS: i love the sun and the beach. i would pick the beach over anything any day. i would love love love to be retired right now because then i could travel and see the world. i love my friends. my family means the world to me. i am a daddy's girl to the core. my mama is my hero and as cliché'd as it sounds she is my best friend. i like spending the day at the ranch listening to my grampa tell the most awesome stories. my grandma could most likely kick the crap out of you. my dream is to own the baracuda. i hate liars and cheats and douchebags. they pretty much suck at life and i hate when people do suckie things. i think it's balls when people don't call when they say they will... and when they bail... not cool at all. i like to shop. alot. my kitties are my babies... but not in that creepy meetville video kind of way. if i could i would spend the day watching the food network. i like cooking. i love to eat. please tell me stories because i like them. tell me a good one and i will love you forever. i couldn't tell a joke if my life depended on it but i love funnies. if they are dirty and/or politically incorrect all the better. i love anything pink. i have been known to buy something based on whether it is pink or not. i talk too much. i have no problems carrying on a conversation with myself. i have an obscene amount of magazines. sometimes i like to read trashy novels. i procrastinate. i am convinced that caffeine is indeed a food group unto itself. if you call me *** 2am i will pick up...eventually. if you call me and you're drunk *** 2am be prepared to get an early morning wake up call. i like beer. and i love wine with the girls. i can't stand stupid people. they irritate me. and slow walkers. they also irritate me.. alot. i like my sleep. if you have the misfortune of running into me when i havent slept i apologize in advance. brunch is my most favorite meal of the day. i like random facts. and adventures. yea.. that's all i got...**Update** Gentlemen, I've clearly written a small novel here but do me a favour... if you're going to send me a message at the very least, please skim though the words. If you can't string some words together to form at least one complete and coherent sentence, kindly resist the urge to message me. Should you send me a message and I don't respond, please don't be offended, I know we're all putting ourselves out there, but I just don't see it working. Sending me multiple messages (with increasing hostility) will not magically change my mind (sadly this has actually happened). Thanks! oh gosh... something fun... lots of laughter, good conversation...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'11"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Astrid

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    ayo whats poppin im here once again killin boredom and in hopes of finding something or should i say someone worth my time i find enjoyment in many different life activities love music its therapy to my ears i love tattoos have several but have to say im hooked on ink and will get more love to smile and laugh just shoot the breeze ya know i love to kick back and burn one if ya catch my drift i guess you can say im basically a beach bum im at peace when i can feel the breeze on my face and taste the salt on my lips and hear the crashing of the waves against the rocks i mean cmon whats more peaceful then that ....i love speed like zoom zoom lol motorcycles mmmmhmmm yummy like the drag strip too!! haha my favorite color is YELLOW! Yes im well aware of the fact i have a gap in my teeth and i have big eyes(much better to see you with my pretty!!) im also aware of the fact that life is way too short to go through it with hate in your heart so why on earth would you want to point out ones flaws when you have them yourself? you dont find love by finding the perfect person but by finding an imperfect person as perfect.i love the outdoors id rather shoot bow then a gun fishing love it would like to go hunting one day just to say i did haha yea ummm pretty much piss smartass lol get at me!!!i love hockey i like football i have degenertive musucular diease no you cant catch it yes it hurts no im not crippled!i love to travel need to get a passport!!! seriouslyi love to learn so i ask what to most seem crazy off the wall questionsdanceing and photography are amazeing in my book!...SHE CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF:{ itll grow back but its the principalsarcasim something im almost positive of it!!!!

  • Zariah

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm the type of girl who loves to laugh and am constantly smiling. If you can keep me giggling that will definitely keep my attention. I love to go out and am usually up for anything, but I am just as happy sitting at home on the couch cuddling for a movie night. I am a nurse and have a passion for my job. I believe it's important to like what you do or why do it? I'm a total country princess who can dress up with my boots on, or can get down and dirty in the mud. I have my permit to carry and usually do. I love to ride horses and would do it every day if I could. I am very educated so please don't confuse country, and the fact I own boots and wear them, with hick, hillbilly, or redneck even though if the situation is right my neck can get a little red from time to time. ;) My favorite color is pink and I'm a total summer time girl! *Also if you message me please say more than Hi/Hello/Hey or other one word greetings! It takes so long to start a conversation that way!*What I want in a man:~I have a job so I expect you to have one as well. And you having a means of transportation would be nice too!! ~ I am NOT looking for a friends with benefits and I'm not a DTF girl so if that's what you're looking for, while I respect that, I'm not who you want. ~I want a MAN not a little boy playing dress up. ~If you sag your pants, if anyone has ever described you as "; or "ghetto", just stop here. And while you're stopping pull your pants up!! No one wants to see your underwear, because, believe me, if I do I'll ask and even say please ;)~The most attractive thing about a man, in my opinion, is a nice smile so if you don't take care of your teeth/missing teeth/meth mouth etc please don't waste my time or yours. ~If you have a problem with or fear of guns,hunting bambi or turkey, target shooting or really don't know your way around a firearm, you should be willing to learn or at least accept the fact that I enjoy those things. If not I'm probably not your type. However, I do realize people have legitimate fears of guns for various reasons and after reading all the rest of the crap above you still want to message me I will do my best to help ease that fear :)So if all this sounds good to you then what are you still reading for? Send me a message!! :) I don't have a "perfect" first date because things are what you make them. I'm happy to go out. I'm happy to stay in. I'm happy sittin out counting the stars. It's not about where you are or what you're doing. It's about who you're with and and how they make you feel.

  • Tena

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    Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

    I am a career oriented 25 year old girl. I feel like I am well on my way to having everything I want in life except the right person to share it with. I am very proud of what I do and I love my job but it is not something I can continue to do forever.I am looking for something real and true, I'm not in it for games and/or drama or endless *** a meaningful, successful, and healthy relationship is what I'm after. I am, at least I like to think, a normal, spontaneous, laid-back girl that is dedicated to friends and family - I have a steady and successful career, am a responsible person socially and financially, just bought my own home, have a good sense of humor and I like to have a good time. I am fairly sarcastic and I have a very quick wit. I love dogs and am great with kids. I enjoy sports, music of many types, being outdoors doing just about anything, going to theme parks, OU football, Thunder basketball.I am just looking for someone that I truly and genuinely connect with and enjoy sharing my life with. I think I am a traditional girl that believes in good morals, being respectful, and doing things right. I'm definitely not perfect by any means (which I'm sure you figured out a long time ago***but I feel like I am a good person and I'm proud of who I've become. I have no regrets on anything in my past - I feel like I have made good decisions in my life leading me to where I am today. I look forward to someday spending the rest of my life with my best friend and starting a family. Anyway, what you see is what you get and all these things I truly believe in. It's rather difficult explaining your own personality - so if you're want to know something else, just ask! Maybe something that lets out our competitive spirit and lets us get to know each other better. How about some mini golf or bowling or even a game of NCAA football '12 on the playstation? If you're not the competitive type we could go for a walk in bricktown or have a quiet dinner somewhere.

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