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Jordon, 35

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About Me

I get asked all the time why am I single since I'm apparently so pretty, smart, funny, cool, etc. Well there are many factors but mostly it's because dating sucks, especially online dating. Everyone seems to be lying about or hiding something be their looks, living situation, job status or criminal records. I'm not perfect nor do I claim to be, but I'm a genuinely good girl with good intentions. My pics are real and recent. Am I Gods gift to men? Hardly, but I'm sure not busted. Like in the face with a shovel. I rarely drink but smoke a lot. I rarely party but I work a lot. I have two kids and don't want anymore of my own. My ex and I are NOT friends, but we deal because we have no choice. Not well mind you but it could be worse. Less is more when it comes to us being around each other. My son has a laundry list of health issues and spends a decent amount of time in hospitals and doctors offices. Both of my kids are older and guess what, they are genuinely good kids like their Momma. Smart too like their Momma. I'm book smart and street smart and quirky and melodramatic and neurotic and witty and seriously funny at times. I stand out no matter where I go and dance to the beat of a different drummer. I'm too old for games and general bs. I want a relationship build on a foundation of friendship so I'm looking for friends first, if something else comes of it great but if not I'm pretty sure the world will not end and I'll survive. I like most sports, watching, not participating. I don't work out and have no intentions of doing so anytime soon in spite of my cottage cheese thighs. I guess that's the deal in a nuttshell so if you are interested say hi, if not, oh well? The world won't end if I don't find my Mr. Right so until then I'll plug along. I haven't been impressed yet lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Carleen

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Im very laid back and easy going... Im a spur of the moment type of girl and usually up for anything fun.. I have a HUGE heart...Im willing to do anything for my friends and family... Im very honest and loyal and Im a great catch....I love to joke around all the time and take things on the lighter side....Now all i need to do is find that really awesome guy! I have never been the type of girl that likes to play games and just date around...Not for me at all! So here i am waiting to find my best friend and partner in life :) if that even exists anymore???Update:If your from out here on vacation... Don't bother contacting me. Obviously your just looking for a hook up! Gross!If you don't have a full set of beautiful teeth don't waste your time that's my #1 thing I look for!If your just trying to get in my pants.... Don't waste your time it's not happening!If you don't know if you want a relationship or not then please don't message me!I'm wanting to find someone I "click" with. Someone that gives me butterfly's when we kiss! Someone who misses me when we are away from each other. Someone who will occasionally buy me flowers for no reason at all! Someone who has a heart and wears it on their sleeve and isn't afraid to love or be loved. Something laid back so we can talk and get to know eachother.

  • Claris

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    To much to tell about myself!! Lol. Just message me and ask away. :) I'm pretty open to pretty much anything. As long as it doesn't involve hights. Lol. :)

  • Hwa

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I am looking for someone who is close to my own age and is as openly honest as I am. I am looking for something serious, but yes I want to take my time. I'm not interested in any random hookup. Now, as far as about me... I would rather talk about myself to someone else not try to write it all in a generic message. Camping, fishing, Hiking, swimming almost anything outside is fun to me especially in the summer, heat doesn't bother me to much. I do not like the cold. On the other hand staying in snuggled up watching a movie or reading books or listening to music of all kinds is nice too. I want someone to go out and enjoy life with. I know I don't have a car, but I'm working on that. If you have kids you spend most of your free time with, thats great im very understanding and they should definitely come first. I love kids and hope to have my own someday.I do work alot of odd hours, And hope to find someone who is willing to work with me and find time to go out and have some fun. Want to know more just message me and maybe we can get to know each other. I Love coffee... And real conversation.

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