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Elna, 31

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About Me

Once upon a time, I thought of the perfect description to write here. It was witty and engaging, with just the right amount of sarcasm (much like myself). This description would have caught the attention of just the type of guy I am hoping to meet, and it would have warned all the creepy staplers that I demand more than they have to offer... Alas, I managed to forget said description before I could transcribe it here, so this will have to suffice. In almost every profile, everyone wants to meet "an honest, caring person." So here is your dose of honesty: I don't know what I want. I haven't met him yet. So I don't know how to place my order. But until I figure that out, I'm just hoping to steer clear of the weirdos and have a good time. *I do realize my auto-correct changed "stalkers" to "staplers" in the preceding paragraph, but it made me laugh out loud (literally), so I left it that way.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Stephane

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I may not be the hottest girl in town but I'm definitely the sexiest ....you'll want a second date, I guarantee it or your money back....... *update* ok boys, I've been on this thing for 2 months... where are the " real" men? the ones who work hard so they can play harder? Oh and P.S. - for all you shallow boys who just skim through pics trying to find the hottest piece... I guess I am the hottest girl in town after all.... or so I've been told ;) however.....I will get old and wrinkly someday, my boobs will sag, my hair will turn grey, I'll gain weight, probably end up with diabetes our some sort of illness, soooooo... Teach me how to solve a rubik's cube.

  • Virgie

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm passionate about life and experiencing it! I love to travel and try new things. I love the outdoors, especially water, camping, bike riding, yoga, healthy eating, unhealthy eating, independent film, hole-in-the-wall restaurants, etc. I can be cynical, sarcastic, and little-miss- Humor and intellect are big turn-ons! :)I'm dark, crude, sarcastic and twisted which is perfectly complimented by my yogi/buddhist spirituality. But I'm compassionate and optimistic all the same. I did volunteer nursing in the deep jungles of Honduras, and still found comic relief with dead baby jokes.I love being spontaneous, like taking a 3 hour road trip to nowhere in particular for lunch. Who's coming with me? Something fun and active--arcade, playing pool, miniature golf. Anything but coffee!

  • Elaine

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I'm very out going and adventurist. I'm never alone I seem to know people or make a new friends where ever I go. Some people may say that I'm aggressive, when I see something or someone I like I go for it. I'm looking for someone that doesn't scare away by that. I'm looking to find someone who wants to have fun and laugh. and I have a very good sence of humor. Someone that can enjoy the great outdoors or just at home staying in.I work in law enforcement. I can not have and do not want anyone who has chosen to do drugs or mad decisions that have led themselves to Jail and or even Prision. It is not ethically right for me to be involved with someone like that. Or even possibly loose my job for it. I am a Christian and I'm not afraid to tell you how and what I believe. Jesus said to go out and spread His word. And that's what I will do. I am not a bible thumper and i will not shove it down you throat. I am not LDS and don't want to be. And don't want someone raised that way. Active now or not. I'm looking for someone who loves the Lord. Someone I can bring to my church family and someone who can be my family too. I enjoy Mountain Biking, Softball, Golfing, Motorcycles pretty much any outdoor sports. I also like a good book or being outside either walking around or my favorite thing (people watching). Gotta love it, people are so funny. He brings me so much enjoyment and every thing is new for him. HE is just about 2 years old and is enjoying his life so far. Would love to go on a Hawaiian or European Vacation. Thats my ultimate dream. Or the dream for that someday when you win the lottery. Or when a girl lands her Sugar Daddy. HAHAHA just kidding. That's not what I want. A few of my favorites are Entourage, The Office, Out Sourced, All types of Music, (Food) I Could Eat!!! I am always up for a bite to eat.Just so I can say that I have read them I am currently reading The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo collection. But favorites are typically Mystery books. Well I'm pretty much open for anything. I like the opportunity to talk to each other and learn something about each other, like coffee shop or book store. Its nice to go Mini-Golfing or Bowling, something that may allow each of us to make a fool of ourselves. Something that allows you to drop your guard and show who we really are. I enjoy a more personal time, but I'm game if you show up a motorcycle helmet and want to go for a ride.

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