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Elna, 31

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About Me

Once upon a time, I thought of the perfect description to write here. It was witty and engaging, with just the right amount of sarcasm (much like myself). This description would have caught the attention of just the type of guy I am hoping to meet, and it would have warned all the creepy staplers that I demand more than they have to offer... Alas, I managed to forget said description before I could transcribe it here, so this will have to suffice. In almost every profile, everyone wants to meet "an honest, caring person." So here is your dose of honesty: I don't know what I want. I haven't met him yet. So I don't know how to place my order. But until I figure that out, I'm just hoping to steer clear of the weirdos and have a good time. *I do realize my auto-correct changed "stalkers" to "staplers" in the preceding paragraph, but it made me laugh out loud (literally), so I left it that way.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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