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Elna, 31

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About Me

Once upon a time, I thought of the perfect description to write here. It was witty and engaging, with just the right amount of sarcasm (much like myself). This description would have caught the attention of just the type of guy I am hoping to meet, and it would have warned all the creepy staplers that I demand more than they have to offer... Alas, I managed to forget said description before I could transcribe it here, so this will have to suffice. In almost every profile, everyone wants to meet "an honest, caring person." So here is your dose of honesty: I don't know what I want. I haven't met him yet. So I don't know how to place my order. But until I figure that out, I'm just hoping to steer clear of the weirdos and have a good time. *I do realize my auto-correct changed "stalkers" to "staplers" in the preceding paragraph, but it made me laugh out loud (literally), so I left it that way.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Cicely

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Nobody actually reads this so I'm not gonna waste my time. Even if they do read it they don't care what it says.......and for those of you that do read em or care wellll just ask me:) And I just wanna say just cause a girl says hey first or gives a man a compliment that's doesn't mean she trying to get laid or trying to get in a man's pants. So please don't respond to her compliment with hey lets f**** I don't think it ever actually gets that far on here...does it? Correct me if I'm wrong plz.......

  • Chaya

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    If your looking for a hookup or friends with benefits that's not my style so you might as well move on to the next girl. I'm a single mom of 2 who's just looking to meet a decent guy. My family and friends are the most important things to me. I consider my self pretty outgoing and I'm willing to give anything a try at least once.I'm looking for a guy who has it together. I want a guy who is secure enough about themselves that they can let me go out and do my own thing but still likes to have the one on one time. I'm tired of falling for all of the controlling jealous types. If you want to know more just hit me up. I also have more pics on my ***/chelseejaden I guess it really depends on what the guy was into.

  • Gwyneth

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    well, i guess i should start with the most important thing about me. I have been told i make the BEST peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in the universe. It's true. Since I work from home and have three kids I stay pretty busy and it's really hard to meet people. Hopefully, I can at least make some new friends and then we can see what happens. Things I LOVE:my kidsmy familya clean house, with ALL the laundry put awaypedicures and spa daysroad tripsmusicblue skies and a light breeze with the sun shiningtrying new things (food, adventures, anything!)pinterest (because i'm a chick i think it goes without saying. we all love pinterest)scary movies, but i will never watch them alonemy nose ringsarcasm and witty banterlaughing until my sides hurtthe mountains and the beach...oh, and the city :)Things I HATE (or am not terribly fond of):SNAKESPeople that are: lazy, crazy, offended easily, can't make a decision, want a loan from me or are liarsthe fact that movies and popcorn are so expensivemy tattooscutting my yardHit me up! Let's be friends! Whatever is fine. I'm easy...wait....no....

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