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Josphine, 31

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About Me

I'm just another chick looking for another guy. I'm a mother.I'm sarcastic above all.Witty to annoying lengths.I'm told I'm funny, but those could just be the voices in my head...Intelligent.Intense.Random. Awesome....You should most definitely contact me if you have any of the following in your profile picture:An affliction shirtA photo from ***albeit a good year) Guido hair (you know who you are) A clearly visible lack of teethYou are oozing swag (whatever the eff that is)You are covered in mud and/or greaseYeah, any combination of these criteria will have me head over heels for you. Ok, here's the real list: You love God and have a day to day relationship with Him. Exceptional grammar, with a notable lack of "txt tlk". A phenomenal sense of humor, that's the only way you'll keep up with me. Beard.Glasses.Freakish height.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Hwa

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I am a fun young woman looking for someone to enjoy life with, to get to know, become friends, and hopefully find something more.I am intelligent, ambitious, responsible, godly, family oriented, and love to have fun and enjoy life. I am very interested in family oriented activities, worship music, food and nutrition, and fitness, which are my main hobbies.I would also like to continue my education, although I am focused on my career right now. I spend most of my free time with my family and close friends, enjoying fitness, food and fun. I like staying active, being outdoors, enjoying good music and other performing arts. I would like to meet someone who I can enjoy life with . The thing about me is this: I just don't really " date" much. I dont like to see a ton of people and just want to invest my time with the right person for the right reasons. I dont play games and dont put up with that. I believe in face to face contact and real conversation and communication and that's key to me... So I'm on plenty and can at least start here. I llook forward to meeting you soon. Something that we can both enjoy and talk and just chill

  • Romona

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    So yeah, still not sure how I feel about this... not really the way I'd like to do things but it's hard to find someone normal these days that doesn't have a ton of baggage!!! FIRST OF ALL, PLEASE READ THIS... And DON'T act desperate and psycho message me... if I wanted to respond, I would have done it the first time! Now that those 2 annoying things are out of the way...Alright, me... things I love... MUSIC... anything but country. Favorite bands are U2, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus, The Stones, Zepellin, Depeche Mode, the White Lies, the '80s synch pop revival... we could be here for awhile so I'll just stop there. Food. I cook all the time and am always pushing myself to attempt something new. Next project? Homemade ravioli. Wine. I have a love affair with it. Fashion. I'm sort of obsessed. Storms... I'm sort of a frustrated storm chaser deep down and I get as excited as a 6-year-old on Christmas morning when a storm is coming! Summer. I hate the cold and every winter question why I live here... but I love the Burgh... my Sundays during game season revolve around Steeler football and I'm a die hard fan. I try hard to see the good in everything and appreciate each moment... driving with the windows down and good music playing loud is one of my favorite things to do. I also write and paint... I've needed some sort of creative outlet since I was a kid.I've been told I'm an odd mix of complete snob and completely down to Earth... I'll turn my nose up at certain things, but give me a dive bar with a great jukebox and a pool table and I'm psyched. Same with a bowling alley. I love to shoot pool and bowl... and golf is on my list of things I want to take up.What I want: I want someone who's sort of travelling on the same path as I am, so there isn't a lot of need to try to adhere to the other's lifestyle. I know this is asking a lot, but ideally, here's what I'd love: someone who's had a similar upbringing, who likes to sleep in on the weekends, who's willing to get to know my family (which is FREAKING AWESOME, by the way!). Bottom line is, I'm tired of being an OPTION. I want to be a priority. I want to be spoiled and I want to spoil someone back. I want someone who's cultured, who also has high standards. Is an AWESOME tipper and does not tailgate (WHILE DRIVING... tailgating at Steeler games is encouraged. :) ). I don't want a yinzer, please. Actually cares what he looks like when he leaves the house. Above all else, is KIND. And DIPLOMATIC. I'm extremely honest... sometimes to a fault... but I'm never harsh. I wasn't raised that way and I'd appreciate the same in return. How NOT to piss me off? Easy. Do what you say you're going to do. And if there's an issue, communicate. Shouldn't be that difficult!Footnote... I have a weakness for soccer players and musicians. ;) Ahh, this question. Pretty basic, really... dinner at a restaurant... and if things go really well, a bottle of wine and a movie and cuddling. And again, just driving with good tunes is enough to make me happy sometimes.

  • Erin

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    "Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.""I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

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