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Josphine, 31

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About Me

I'm just another chick looking for another guy. I'm a mother.I'm sarcastic above all.Witty to annoying lengths.I'm told I'm funny, but those could just be the voices in my head...Intelligent.Intense.Random. Awesome....You should most definitely contact me if you have any of the following in your profile picture:An affliction shirtA photo from ***albeit a good year) Guido hair (you know who you are) A clearly visible lack of teethYou are oozing swag (whatever the eff that is)You are covered in mud and/or greaseYeah, any combination of these criteria will have me head over heels for you. Ok, here's the real list: You love God and have a day to day relationship with Him. Exceptional grammar, with a notable lack of "txt tlk". A phenomenal sense of humor, that's the only way you'll keep up with me. Beard.Glasses.Freakish height.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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  • Childersamyig1

    Online

    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-39

    Hi! My name is Childersamyig1. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Cabot, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Dorothy

    Online

    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    ***Disclaimer: I'm really not into Chat, I don't like the pressure of an immediate response, please send me a message *** hate to have to state the obvious but you're wasting your time by sending me a message with just your cell number and telling me to text you. That being said, everyone likes a compliment but please don't just message me "U R beautiful". It's not much of a conversation starter and I probably won't bother to reply. Thanks.*** Although I’m very independent, I’m a bit old fashion too. I really appreciate when a man remembers to be a gentleman. I find “guy humor” funny since I work with mostly men but I’d prefer the man that I’m with to treat me like a lady and not just one of the guys. If you're painfully shy, it's just not going to work out because I'm very outgoing and so aren't my friends. I like a guy who can mingle with any type of crowd. I try to take care of myself and like to dress nicely but I can also cuddle in a tee shirt and watch tv in bed. Physical attraction is obviously important but I can’t stand when a “hot” guy is c0cky, he will immediately lose "hot points" and is no longer considered attractive. I'm usually attracted to clean- I hate to fight, argue or even bicker. I also hate drama. Life is just too short. One good thing about always being around men is that I’ve learned that men really can’t read our minds and therefore, I just say what I mean. I find that it helps alleviate misunderstandings and arguments. I’ve never cheated on anyone and I’ll always be faithful until the end. I’m also a very affectionate person. I tend to wear my emotions on "my sleeve" which is usually happiness because I'm always smiling about something. I don't read books often unless I'm studying. I really need a tutor to explain Science to me so I can start my Masters. I like drama, action and non-fiction movies. I don't like "Chick Flicks" they are too predictable! I've gotten hooked on "The Big Bang Theory" and "The Walking Dead." I listen to almost any kind of music except head-banging hate music and classical. I have doubts about finding “the one” online but I figured since I shop for shoes, cars and everything else online, why not look for my soul mate? :***more thing, I’’s accent, I tend to drop the “r” on some words. I'm up for anything. I really don't like the typical dinner and a movie because you can't talk during a movie and I'd like to know who I'm sitting next to! I've only been on one really fancy dinner date in my whole life so any place that we can talk and get to know each other is fine with me. I'm not a picky eater and love to try new food/places but I'm a wimp when it comes to spicy food.I'd prefer something low pressure because lately I've had guys begin to sound like we're not just meeting up to get to know each other, we're meeting up to start the rest of our lives together. Yikes. Yes, I can always tell after the first date whether or not I think we'll mesh well and I'm sick of the dating scene too but let's not meet up with the intent to get married. That's a bit too much pressure for me, just saying.

  • Alenard61Wn

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-51

    Hi! My name is Alenard61Wn. I am widowed other caucasian woman with kids from Cabot, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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