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Josphine, 31

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About Me

I'm just another chick looking for another guy. I'm a mother.I'm sarcastic above all.Witty to annoying lengths.I'm told I'm funny, but those could just be the voices in my head...Intelligent.Intense.Random. Awesome....You should most definitely contact me if you have any of the following in your profile picture:An affliction shirtA photo from ***albeit a good year) Guido hair (you know who you are) A clearly visible lack of teethYou are oozing swag (whatever the eff that is)You are covered in mud and/or greaseYeah, any combination of these criteria will have me head over heels for you. Ok, here's the real list: You love God and have a day to day relationship with Him. Exceptional grammar, with a notable lack of "txt tlk". A phenomenal sense of humor, that's the only way you'll keep up with me. Beard.Glasses.Freakish height.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 57 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-58

    Hi! My name is Martinijunemo. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Cabot, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Jen

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-53

    Hi! My name is Jen. I am separated other caucasian woman with kids from Cabot, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Riley

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I am looking for someone who isn't superficial. I am looking for someone who enjoys live shows, going to zoo's, and other various random adventures. as well as is open minded to music esp. My tastes are I very diverse. Yet, Im not into interacial dating/relations. It is just my level of physical attraction, I know what I like and what I dont. I am a very picky dater, so Im putting this here to save people time and energy. I like complexions of caramel to pale, tall and toned is a plus. Im not on here looking to make friends, if there is a romantic interest of course I want to be your best friend, but elsewise..I have enough friends I have a hard time keeping up with as it is. My job schedule is 2nd shift, Im awake while most are sleeping and vice versa.If you have been arrested, gone to jail or prison.. be up front about it. I do, however, prefer people to be very close to my age. What I am looking for is a true man, not a pretty boy who likes fine clothes and has an arrogant attitude. Someone who knows how to use their hands to build and their mind to solve problems. Preferably someone who doesnt suffer from PTSD from their previous marriage(s) that has afflicted their thoughts on relationships. Id like to know we are capable of being friends just as much as lovers. Open minded and adventurous, I'm not gonna do all the work and neither should you have too. Also, you must enjoy being somewhere quiet in the middle of the night, star gazing.If you arent emotionally available...pass me by. Aggression/Dominant types are what I look for. Tattoos are definitely a plus. 30+yr. Old. Own place, auto, and a job are must haves. If your recreational drug use is anything more than marijuana, dont message me. Myself, I have a unique style and even though I may seem like I am loud because of the piercings/tats/style overall I am not. I am a very quiet individual, loner type that is looking for someone simple. I do enjoy nights out, but I am very happy cuddling up on the couch and watching tv or a movie. I am not looking for fw/b, I don't need it. I am looking for someone on the same level as me, that is trying to better themselves and attempting to find their partner in crime. I don't trust many and 1st impressions are always the best. I am spiritual, however I do not allow any one to strike the "fear of god" in me. I have a strained relationship with God, but I am working on that. I am not anti-religious, to each their own. I believe in science, everythg should have an explanation. I do have a specific type of person, so IF you message me and I dont respond then you weren't the type I'm looking for. I know that I have written a lot, I've been on this site since I've moved here and made some good friends but also dealt with a lot of BS. I know what I am looking for in a partner. I like to laugh and joke around, also can tend to be sarcastic at times...I'm not perfect, but perfectly imperfect.I'm looking for someone who will accept me for me and not expect me to change as I will do the same for them. Only negative things should ever change. I don't look fresh out of a Woman's magazine and I think skinny jeans are sickening. I am a full figured lady, yet handle myself quite well. I can not stand seeing someone who can not fit in their clothes and let it "all hang out" literally. Show yourself a little respect. Somewhere I dont have to yell to be heard. Im soft spoken.

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