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Josphine, 31

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About Me

I'm just another chick looking for another guy. I'm a mother.I'm sarcastic above all.Witty to annoying lengths.I'm told I'm funny, but those could just be the voices in my head...Intelligent.Intense.Random. Awesome....You should most definitely contact me if you have any of the following in your profile picture:An affliction shirtA photo from ***albeit a good year) Guido hair (you know who you are) A clearly visible lack of teethYou are oozing swag (whatever the eff that is)You are covered in mud and/or greaseYeah, any combination of these criteria will have me head over heels for you. Ok, here's the real list: You love God and have a day to day relationship with Him. Exceptional grammar, with a notable lack of "txt tlk". A phenomenal sense of humor, that's the only way you'll keep up with me. Beard.Glasses.Freakish height.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

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    Hi! My name is Libby. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Cabot, Arkansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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  • Darlena

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    UNWANTED:Straight out the gate.. Don't contact me if your teeth are missing or rotten either. Do not send me a shallow message & expect me to answer. If I DO engage in ANY kind of conversation on here with you, then I expect pretty prompt responses. If you don't for days, then I will block you as well. Baby boys, stick with young ladies your age. Under ***or so, I will not respond. Do not contact me if you only want sex. You can find that on any street corner(or bar, or internet website, etc..). Do not contact me if you have nothing to bring into a relationship but your sorry, broke ass. I'm not interested in any casual encounters. In other words.. boys.. go play your games. Men, contact me.If I am not interested, don't whine. I will politely pass. Or I will just block you. Period. I don't have to justify my choices or decisions to strangers. For once, I would like a man to show some thought and surprise me. Show me something crazy and different.

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