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Tasia, 31
United States, Alabama, Valley

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PLEASE READ!!!IF U CAN'T TAKE A JOKE PLEASE BY ALL MEANS KEEP GOING !!!!i'm great at showing up late!saying the wrong thing at the wrong time!being sarcasticand laughing out of contextLooking for someone to spend time with and have some laughsThings people have asked me that i may or may not be interested in lmao1) are you wearing panties?2) can you walk around the house topless? 3) have any pics of your feet?4) wanna f**k? ***first ***, lol not even a HI first lol5) can i buy your thongs?6) if we meet, can you color your hair so i feel like im with my ex-girlfriend? (WTF?***wanna have phone sex?...if not can you still masturbate for me, and tell me what your doing?8) do you have msn...and if so, want to watch me masturbate9) can you pee on me? ( ewwwwwwwwww ***my personal favorite..... wanna have sex while my wife watches? ***have any naked pics?***wanna see my c**k?***do you like big c**ks?***do you shave?***show me your tits ( always a great classic ***what are you wearing?***are you home alone? ( bet this guy has an ice-cream truck too ) lol***when i look at you i see love in your vagina***you mind if i have a diaper on when we talk? (i really laughed at that ***hi im looking for someone that might be interested in helping with amild fantasy ihave. im looking for someone that might be interested in watching a guy put on a showfor them. you wouldnt have to do anything else. im in very good shape and very wellhung. i have a cam if you want to see what i look like first/ you must have msn orskype21)can I blindfold while I rub your shoulders?... :D***Do you want to watch while I shave my armpits and then dye my 'area' blue?***pull my finger24Hi sexy, having any hot fun? You playful? I travel lots for work. :) Can I ask a naughty? You ever play with a guys ass? Hmm :***i want to taste your *******just wanted to send you a message to explain what im looking for, im married and my wife wants to be with a woman for a first time but also she also has asked that i find a woman that likes rough sex as she does not, so shes basicly letting me have a girlfriend or fling on the side, anyway id still like to go for coffee with you so give me a shout if any of this interests you.-on?Personality test: Which statement best describes your feelings about the above question:A) Now I want to play PortalB) Now I want to have buttsexC) WTFD) **** Off!29 Honey.....If you died in my arms tonight I would turn into a Necrophiliac30)Cute pics. When I see them this song goes thru my mind lol. *** do you like younger men?32)Do you like submissive guys?***how are you? what is your opinion on men who dress up as a lil poodle at home and lives as one and no one knows about it? a first date... let's go have some drinks

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Canadian Indian Korean Outdoor Hobbies Social Networking
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