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Devan, 31
United States, Alabama, Talladega

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Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Greek South American Western Motorcycle Racing
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