SIMILAR PEOPLE
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DevanOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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JunkoOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
**I'm actually 33, I just turned it in Oct, it's wrong on here & I can't change it. I'm an outgoing & spontaneous woman just enjoying life day by day. I work hard & am independent. I work full time as an EMT & I love what I do. I graduated from nursing school for my LPN & will be pursuing my RN in near future. I feel that I have a great personality, I love to bust balls, & laugh. I'm an amazing cook & I'm a single mom of 3 children whom are my world & keep me very busy but I will make time for that special guy. I feel I have a lot to offer a guy. I am looking for a guy with a great personality with a sense of humor, who is honest, sincere & loyal & seriously looking for a relationship.
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MaryamOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I have a great life -- friends, family, experiences. But I think sharing that life would be even more fun. I am looking for a man I can connect with, who gets my sarcasm and thinks it's witty, who is as comfortable in the middle of a big party as he is eating dinner at home watching Homeland, who is generally a happy person, and who is as excited about spending time with me as I am about spending time with him. So, about me: I like to laugh -- a lot.-- finding new places I've never been. I am an enthusiastic golfer...for 13 maybe 14 holes, then I'm pretty much done, though I promise to be a sport for the last several. I am expressive - it's not hard to pick up on what I'm thinking - I've learned this is a trait that is both amazing and horrifying, all at the same time. I'm fiercely loyal. My family rocks - we are close, and I so enjoy spending time with them. I love traveling; I want to do it so much more. I like to cook, but I admit I eat out most meals. If a friend asked me to watch their baby or their pet, I'd take the baby -- I find kids incredibly cute and entertaining, and they don't make me sneeze. I love good conversation. I like great wine and cold beers. Flip flops and sneaks are way more comfortable than heels, but I tend to choose the latter when I get dressed on a weekday morning. I'm good about working out regularly. I have a strong weakness for Haagen Daaz Caramel Cone ice cream. (The relationship between those last two points is not lost on me.) I'm a sucker for good spelling. My secret dream job would be a dancer - that hasn't changed since I was 12. I received the best compliment of my life recently: that I was "incredibly kind." Dunkin Donuts tastes way better Starbucks. I make a few New Year's Resolutions each year...and actually keep them. I'm up for anything new, old, fun, random, wacky, laid-back, or adventurous. If I HAD to be the one picking, maybe I'd say say grab drinks at a bar. Could be a sports bar. Could be a karoake bar. Could be a beach bar. Could be a bar at a nice restaurant. How's that?