SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MeritOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I'm an ex cheerleader studying to become a history teacher. Pretty much an all American girl looking for a guy who loves a good game with friends or a quiet night in watching a movie. I love to read, especially the Mental Floss books and magazine. Nothing beats a warm day in the sun on the beach with my Kindle. I love baseball and a night at the stadium would be a great way to my heart.
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DevanOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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NohemiOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Hello, I'm a single mother of two amazingly wonderful kids. I think I'm a very loving, affectionate, passionate, nice, honest, sensitive, caring, loyal, all around good person who doesn't like playing games or being lied to. I love to laugh and have fun. I am looking for a smart and funny man I can trust who is goodhearted with the same qualities listed above. I do not expect you to be perfect, God knows I'm not! I enjoy going out but also like to stay in and relax. After getting to know one another I do like affection, holding hands or your arm around me, things that make me feel wanted. I exercise a few of days a week. Most of my time is spent with my family but I try to see my friends whenever possible. A few more little fun facts: I absolutely love flowers! I have a new obsession.....Duck Dynasty!! Love that family and just can't seem to get enough of them lol. I prefer cool or cold weather over hot, and I think most men look better with a beard lol. I like tattoos but that's not a requirement. Love a man who can fix or build things ,again not a requirement I just think it's cool. I would prefer a homebody over a partier,and a loner over Mr.Popular. I guess I should tell you I am a little shy which is part of the reason I'm on here, the other part is I just don't go anyplace that I can meet someone.Just a little update- I have lost three people in my family this year. It has made me realize more than ever how short life really is. I am tired of being alone and would love to find a special man to share my live with (but that doesn't mean that I will "settle" I can wait for the right man). I started dating last year and have discovered what I like and what I don't. I do like to text at least once or twice a day, if you can go days without being in contact with me it's not gonna work. If everything you say is negative, and I'm not talking about you had a bad day and want to vent, I mean like you can't say one nice thing... it's not gonna work. If we're dating for months and you don't consider me your "girlfriend" or something I think that's a problem. I'm looking for ONE man. I don't need or want to date 5 guys at a time, I just want ONE good man. I would love to be off this site permanently. I'm not looking for perfection just someone perfect for me. Well a first date could be anything really. I have found that it doesn't matter where you go, if you're with the right person just walking around talking could be a great time.