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on 377 reviews
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DevanOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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TisaOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
****Every woman's heart has different ***'s written through her eyes, in her smile, through her actions, her sweet kiss, in her warm tender embrace and in her tears. She just has to find someone who loves and cares enough to read them.... I would like to find my best friend, Partner, Love, to experience all that life has to offer together! I want to explore life as a couple. There are no limits as to what I would do with the one I love S/w/f looking for S/w/m Let's be honest everyone enjoys laughing ..... I love being with friends and family it doesn't even have to be my family....lol, I'm over going out every weekend but don't mind to occasionally, I enjoy cuddling up to a movie, spending time with whoever you maybe ;) what I'm looking for is someone with a good sense of humor, a real gentleman, I do enjoy a man that still opens car doors, sends flowers for no reason, hand holding, long kisses, someone I can't stop thinking about, and vice versa .... I guess you can say I'm a bit old fashion when it comes to dating! I am a women that enjoys being in a relationship to share in our day to day life ... Im looking for that special person to call when I have something happy, sad, exciting, funny..... happen in my day. If this is you take a chance and send me a message! I love going to fairs, festivals, having a good time like anybody else, back yard sports, I'd much rather enjoy hanging out by a bonfire with friends, music and drinks then going to a bar! Also I don't like talking to an electronic device all the time, I'd like to have a real conversation from time to time to really get to know someone. So if we do exchange numbers please make sure you are willing and able to talk on the phone :) I know first dates can be awkward so anything that's fun!!!!.....something we could laugh at, and have a good time ...evenings dinner, if its nice taken a stroll to just talk, walks by the water/parks, miniature golf, ice cream ;) Up date**** if your life is so busy that you can't make time please don't bother messaging me... I'm looking for someone that's able to go out and have fun.
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AbbigaleOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hey, trying this out again. Didnt find anyone last time but willing to give it a second try. I'm looking for a drama free person. No hook ups. Here for the real thing. I'm shy at first but once I get comfortable with someone i open up more. Anything else you want to know just message me.