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Lettice, 34

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About Me

Despite it scaring me, I've decided to give Internet dating a shot. I should say first and foremost that I am an extremely sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor, and I don't get offended easily. If you do, you're going to think that I'm a total A-hole and you will most likely hate me. Let's not waste each other's time... But if you do have a sense of humor, can take a joke, don't take yourself or life too seriously and can make me laugh then that would be a great start. In my spare time I like hanging out with my dogs and cat (you have to love animals...this is mandatory...I care about animals way more than I care about people), playing bar trivia, hitting dive bars with friends (I hate dance clubs), watching sports (huge sports fan), going to movies, reading, road trips, and going to concerts. I listen to literally every genre of music out there. Favorite TV shows include Arrested Development, Modern Family, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Mindy Project, New Girl, and I'm a huge fan of British comedy. I'm at the stage in my life where I really am looking to meet the person that I will spend the rest of my life with, not looking for casual dating or no-strings-attached. I see no reason to waste anyone's time. That being said, I'm not in a rush. I've waited this long to meet the right person, I'm willing to wait as long as it takes. I have never been married, and I'm hoping to meet someone who also hasn't been married before... I also have no children, and would prefer to date someone who also has none. Drop me a line if you feel like you'd like to talk more... Good luck with your "fishing"Sidenote: I hate talking on the phone, and I am not one of those people who loves to sit and chat on the phone forever, especially with someone that I don't know at all... I would much rather communicate via text, *** and meet in person face-to-face to really get to know each other better. If you require long phone calls to get to know someone first, that's not me. Let's hang out somewhere casual and low-key where we can talk and actually hear each other... it doesn't even need to be considered a "date".... let's see if we even have chemistry before considering it a date. At the very least, finding a buddy or a drinking buddy isn't out of the question!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    TRY IT! Just randomly smile at someone for no reason. It confuses the hell out of them! ;-) I know exactly what I'm looking for, just haven't found it yet, is it YOU?! I am funny, witty, smart and a bit sarcastic! I'm also an optomistic person. My glass is always half full. I know my best days are ahead of me! I have no regrets. Every past relationship was a stepping stone to the real deal and I am excited for the future! I am 35 years old. I have a condo 2. I am an independent woman who enjoys life! A few of my interests include working out, juicing, raw/vegan food (no, I'm notta hippy) going out to dinner and riding my bike. I LUV NYC!..I luv it all!!! I am outgoing, loyal and trust worthy. I'm a one guy kinda chick. Not into games. I enjoy a man who knows it's the little things that count! Yes, expensive gifts are nice, but flowers and chocolate or just something small to let me know that your thinking of me, go a long way too! My dream partner would be a loving, funny guy who is ready to accept love into his life. I have a lot to give to the right guy who is healthy, mind and body. Let's cut to the chase. This is what I'm looking for...1. 6ft tall (if I say 5'10" I'm gonna get 5'8"..)2. Caucasian3. wants children4. gainfully employed5. Have as little baggage (emotional or other wise) as possible. Let's face it, by the time one is 30 we all have a lil baggage, but u shouldn't need 3 moving men and a truck to carry it!6. wants and has the time to invest in a long term relationship. 7. LOYAL! 8. TRUSTWORTHY!9. FUNNY!10.I am looking for the future father of my children, not a roll in the hay. Please include the password WORTHY when you message me so I know you've read my entire profile. Thank You! :) Something short and sweet. Just in case one of us wants to do the dip! ;-)

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    I'm giving this a shot to see if it works! I don't even know what I'm getting myself into. With that being said, I am definitely looking for serious people only. If you are here for games or anything close to that then don't bother contacting me. Don't want anyone wasting my time and I will return the favor! I'm very open minded, extremely honest, sarcastic at times but know my place and when to be serious. I'm0 adventurous and outgoing....love trying new things! That's just a bit for now!

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am fun,caring, and independent. I have a lot to offer. I am looking for someone responsible and caring and most importantly funny! I want a partner in crime. I'm looking to date and spend time exploring new areas of life and happiness. I am a really positive person..I think my positive energy is contagious. I do not play games and I am not addicted to drama.

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