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Lettice, 34
United States, Alabama, Talladega

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Despite it scaring me, I've decided to give Internet dating a shot. I should say first and foremost that I am an extremely sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor, and I don't get offended easily. If you do, you're going to think that I'm a total A-hole and you will most likely hate me. Let's not waste each other's time... But if you do have a sense of humor, can take a joke, don't take yourself or life too seriously and can make me laugh then that would be a great start. In my spare time I like hanging out with my dogs and cat (you have to love animals...this is mandatory...I care about animals way more than I care about people), playing bar trivia, hitting dive bars with friends (I hate dance clubs), watching sports (huge sports fan), going to movies, reading, road trips, and going to concerts. I listen to literally every genre of music out there. Favorite TV shows include Arrested Development, Modern Family, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Mindy Project, New Girl, and I'm a huge fan of British comedy. I'm at the stage in my life where I really am looking to meet the person that I will spend the rest of my life with, not looking for casual dating or no-strings-attached. I see no reason to waste anyone's time. That being said, I'm not in a rush. I've waited this long to meet the right person, I'm willing to wait as long as it takes. I have never been married, and I'm hoping to meet someone who also hasn't been married before... I also have no children, and would prefer to date someone who also has none. Drop me a line if you feel like you'd like to talk more... Good luck with your "fishing"Sidenote: I hate talking on the phone, and I am not one of those people who loves to sit and chat on the phone forever, especially with someone that I don't know at all... I would much rather communicate via text, *** and meet in person face-to-face to really get to know each other better. If you require long phone calls to get to know someone first, that's not me. Let's hang out somewhere casual and low-key where we can talk and actually hear each other... it doesn't even need to be considered a "date".... let's see if we even have chemistry before considering it a date. At the very least, finding a buddy or a drinking buddy isn't out of the question!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Disco Animation Mystery Western
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  • Jazzy from Talladega | Woman | 29 years old | Leo
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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-31

    Hi! My name is Jazzy. I am never married protestant african woman without kids from Talladega, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

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  • Devan from Talladega | Woman | 31 years old | Aquarius
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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).

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  • Delpha from Talladega | Woman | 33 years old | Scorpio
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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Hi there! I consider myself a caring, outgoing, and fun person with a positive outlook on life. I like to laugh, am athletic and into sports, and I'm pretty easy going. I'm blessed to have an awesome family and a job that I really enjoy and is meaningful to me. I like to dress up and hit the town, but am just as comfortable staying in sweats and laying on the couch in front of the tv - especially during football season :-) I've tried multiple dating sites and unfortunately haven't had much success. I am a hopeless romantic and am hoping chivalry isn't dead. I'm looking for a man who is laid-back yet knows what he wants in life and is not into playing games. There's a difference between immaturity and being a goofball -- I like the latter. So, if you like what you've read thus far, don't be afraid to take the next step and get in touch with me. The ball is in your court... Meet somewhere for drinks while watching the Phils; Any casual setting where we can engage in some conversation and get to know each other a little more.

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