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Lettice, 34

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About Me

Despite it scaring me, I've decided to give Internet dating a shot. I should say first and foremost that I am an extremely sarcastic person with a very dry sense of humor, and I don't get offended easily. If you do, you're going to think that I'm a total A-hole and you will most likely hate me. Let's not waste each other's time... But if you do have a sense of humor, can take a joke, don't take yourself or life too seriously and can make me laugh then that would be a great start. In my spare time I like hanging out with my dogs and cat (you have to love animals...this is mandatory...I care about animals way more than I care about people), playing bar trivia, hitting dive bars with friends (I hate dance clubs), watching sports (huge sports fan), going to movies, reading, road trips, and going to concerts. I listen to literally every genre of music out there. Favorite TV shows include Arrested Development, Modern Family, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, The Mindy Project, New Girl, and I'm a huge fan of British comedy. I'm at the stage in my life where I really am looking to meet the person that I will spend the rest of my life with, not looking for casual dating or no-strings-attached. I see no reason to waste anyone's time. That being said, I'm not in a rush. I've waited this long to meet the right person, I'm willing to wait as long as it takes. I have never been married, and I'm hoping to meet someone who also hasn't been married before... I also have no children, and would prefer to date someone who also has none. Drop me a line if you feel like you'd like to talk more... Good luck with your "fishing"Sidenote: I hate talking on the phone, and I am not one of those people who loves to sit and chat on the phone forever, especially with someone that I don't know at all... I would much rather communicate via text, *** and meet in person face-to-face to really get to know each other better. If you require long phone calls to get to know someone first, that's not me. Let's hang out somewhere casual and low-key where we can talk and actually hear each other... it doesn't even need to be considered a "date".... let's see if we even have chemistry before considering it a date. At the very least, finding a buddy or a drinking buddy isn't out of the question!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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