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Sheree
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I’ I’ve taught toddlers and smelly middle schoolers English. I’ I’ve taken more wrong turns than I can count but they led me to discover new places and meet new friends. I dream in color, I have a penchant for the absurd, and as a true North Carolinian, am as sweet as sweet iced tea. I’m a very passionate person. I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish out one of my own. I adore grammar (and occasionally defy it), sleeping in (when kidless), reading (as much as possible. Yes, I am a bookworm), and cooking (but loathe doing the dishes). I am old fashioned (to a certain degree) and believe that ‘love conquers all,’ but that’s because I’m a hopeless romantic. I have a lust for all things great in this world: great food, great friends, and great adventures. Now that that’s out of the way, here’s a little bit (more) about me: • The first thing I do when I get home is change into comfy clothes (shorts/pj pants, tank top, anything but ‘real clothes’)• Eating is one of life’s important physical pleasures, and I enjoy it wholeheartedly (Foodgasms? Yes, please!)• I use phrases like “cool beans” and “awesome sauce”, which some find incredibly dorky. I, however, think they are cool (beans).• I correct people’s grammar (in my head).• There’s not a single country that I wouldn’t want to visit.• I love games (board games, card games, video games – you get the picture)• I stay up way too late way too often. (There’s just something about the nighttime that I find magical, if you will, that keeps me up) Can you relate?• I am generous, loyal, sensitive, sometimes sassy/sarcastic, but always sweet. I wear my heart on my sleeve too. Though sometimes I wish I didn’t.• I enjoy (and am good at) solving the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. It’s uncanny!• I’m a planner with a dash of spontaneity.What I’m looking for:I’m looking for a person – and a relationship – of substance, faith, honesty, intelligence and loads of passion. I’m looking for someone with whom I can laugh, goof around, spoil, share secrets, and enjoy all the little nothings that, in the end, mean so much more than so many somethings.Somewhere out there is a great guy who will not only want to introduce me to new things, but will also try some adventures that are new to both of us. He will not only put up with my wacky moods, but he may even think they are cute (even if he doesn’t admit it). I’m looking for a man who can keep me on my toes when it comes to both intellect and energy. I love to be spoiled by my man and in take great pleasure in returning the favor.About “you”:· You are taller than me (since I am only 5’4”, that’s not a hard feat).· You’ve got a job that you love but that doesn’t control your whole life.· You’re not afraid to choose the restaurant or plan an entire date to surprise me.· You think kissing is a conversation and you really like to talk.· You are intelligent and witty and enjoy making me laugh.Are you a man who is full of surprises? When you hold me in your arms, are you the type of man that will make me feel safe, warm and wanted?Have you made it to the end of my profile? Then what are you waiting for? Drop me a line and let’s begin planning a whole new adventure. First date…not sure!! I am willing to entertain any reasonable offer!!! :)
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Prunella
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I've been single for a while now and honestly I’m just tired of being alone all the time. I'm not desperate for a serious relationship but I am also not against it. Happy just taking it one day at a time.I have two kids (ages 11 and ***that will always come before anyone else… I smoke… I drink occasionally if I go out… I have a couple of tattoos… I don’t work out and I hate to diet… I am not looking for a man that I can change and I don't expect any man to try to change me either…
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Bee
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
ok so....Lets see... one of these again? Let me start off by stating that I have 7 personalities, 5 of which are insects. My closet is crammed with Dolce Gabbana, Prada, and Gucci. Nothing in my closet fits me. Happy people bother me, angry people anger me. Superficial, self absorbed people suck- and they're bad at it too. I was the one on the grassy knoll.I can easily pick $2.40 up with one side of the hiney. (Dont ask me how)Im half deaf but I can hear mice fart. In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my front yard. I had a kid only because I may need a kidney later in life...... OK lets be real- all that was just silly rants, seriously though, I love to laugh and making others laugh as well. Seems Im quite good at it too. Im not a very cynical woman nor do I go "bi-polar" on anyone. I hate small talk, all talk, and even walkin the walk. I prefer conversation with substance and people with depth. Im not perfect, no where near it, I have my issues as we all do, however, I DO NOT, and WILL NOT push my problems on other peoples plates. Hoping to meet all kinds of personalities, seeing as though I can get along with most. Im very wide open and sometimes I can be vulgar. Not to sound cliche here but I know that honesty brings comfort in any connection you encounter. Took me yrs to really understand that and now that I do, I expect it from anyone Im getting to know. I smoke, I drink, but Im not reckless, sloppy, or inconsiderate about my vices. I am a thick woman, however, I am not sloppy. I am very evenly proportioned, and I pull it off rather nicely. Im a lil choosey. Look- I am a fabulous bish to be kickin it with, if you liked anything I just exposed about myself- then lemme kno!......BTW!!!! I'M NOT PREJUDICE OR RACIST OR WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU WANNA SAY NOWADAYS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS!!! NEVER WILL BE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A BLACK DUDE! JUST NOT MY FLAVOR! SO SORRY! BUT NOT REALLY! whatevers clever.....I fuccin looooooove fishing.! Ill fish any of u under the effin water!