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Bee, 32
United States, Alabama, Sylacauga

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About Me

ok so....Lets see... one of these again? Let me start off by stating that I have 7 personalities, 5 of which are insects. My closet is crammed with Dolce Gabbana, Prada, and Gucci. Nothing in my closet fits me. Happy people bother me, angry people anger me. Superficial, self absorbed people suck- and they're bad at it too. I was the one on the grassy knoll.I can easily pick $2.40 up with one side of the hiney. (Dont ask me how)Im half deaf but I can hear mice fart. In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my front yard. I had a kid only because I may need a kidney later in life...... OK lets be real- all that was just silly rants, seriously though, I love to laugh and making others laugh as well. Seems Im quite good at it too. Im not a very cynical woman nor do I go "bi-polar" on anyone. I hate small talk, all talk, and even walkin the walk. I prefer conversation with substance and people with depth. Im not perfect, no where near it, I have my issues as we all do, however, I DO NOT, and WILL NOT push my problems on other peoples plates. Hoping to meet all kinds of personalities, seeing as though I can get along with most. Im very wide open and sometimes I can be vulgar. Not to sound cliche here but I know that honesty brings comfort in any connection you encounter. Took me yrs to really understand that and now that I do, I expect it from anyone Im getting to know. I smoke, I drink, but Im not reckless, sloppy, or inconsiderate about my vices. I am a thick woman, however, I am not sloppy. I am very evenly proportioned, and I pull it off rather nicely. Im a lil choosey. Look- I am a fabulous bish to be kickin it with, if you liked anything I just exposed about myself- then lemme kno!......BTW!!!! I'M NOT PREJUDICE OR RACIST OR WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU WANNA SAY NOWADAYS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS!!! NEVER WILL BE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A BLACK DUDE! JUST NOT MY FLAVOR! SO SORRY! BUT NOT REALLY! whatevers clever.....I fuccin looooooove fishing.! Ill fish any of u under the effin water!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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