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Bee, 32

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About Me

ok so....Lets see... one of these again? Let me start off by stating that I have 7 personalities, 5 of which are insects. My closet is crammed with Dolce Gabbana, Prada, and Gucci. Nothing in my closet fits me. Happy people bother me, angry people anger me. Superficial, self absorbed people suck- and they're bad at it too. I was the one on the grassy knoll.I can easily pick $2.40 up with one side of the hiney. (Dont ask me how)Im half deaf but I can hear mice fart. In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my front yard. I had a kid only because I may need a kidney later in life...... OK lets be real- all that was just silly rants, seriously though, I love to laugh and making others laugh as well. Seems Im quite good at it too. Im not a very cynical woman nor do I go "bi-polar" on anyone. I hate small talk, all talk, and even walkin the walk. I prefer conversation with substance and people with depth. Im not perfect, no where near it, I have my issues as we all do, however, I DO NOT, and WILL NOT push my problems on other peoples plates. Hoping to meet all kinds of personalities, seeing as though I can get along with most. Im very wide open and sometimes I can be vulgar. Not to sound cliche here but I know that honesty brings comfort in any connection you encounter. Took me yrs to really understand that and now that I do, I expect it from anyone Im getting to know. I smoke, I drink, but Im not reckless, sloppy, or inconsiderate about my vices. I am a thick woman, however, I am not sloppy. I am very evenly proportioned, and I pull it off rather nicely. Im a lil choosey. Look- I am a fabulous bish to be kickin it with, if you liked anything I just exposed about myself- then lemme kno!......BTW!!!! I'M NOT PREJUDICE OR RACIST OR WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU WANNA SAY NOWADAYS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS!!! NEVER WILL BE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A BLACK DUDE! JUST NOT MY FLAVOR! SO SORRY! BUT NOT REALLY! whatevers clever.....I fuccin looooooove fishing.! Ill fish any of u under the effin water!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jada

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I have a very strange dichotomy. I am eccentric and enjoy many things. If I haven't tried something...I will at least once and if it is to my liking...I will do it again. I have a great curiosity for the "unknown". I have my own mind and very seldom follow what is considered to be the norm. I do, however, have a professional job and maintain my appearance to reflect that aspect of my life unless I have occasion to break the mold (which is demonstrated in my photos) and be free to dress up a little. I have a great love of all types of music and enjoy going to concerts above all other activities. I work hard and enjoy my down time at home as well. I would enjoy having someone to keep me company and cuddle with on lazy days. I am open minded and who I am dating must have an open mind as well or that person will NEVER be able to keep up with me. With all of this said...Please don't be afraid to message me. I am actually very loving, fiercly loyal and lots of fun :D

  • Arnette

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I am interested in finding a great guy that is funny, honest, loyal and knows how to have a good time but doesn't take things too seriously. I don't want a guy that plays games and isn't looking for something serious or a relationship. I am pretty sarcastic and try not to take things too seriously myself. I would say that I am adventurous and I will try anything once. I love to travel and see the world. I enjoy new places and meeting new people. I am looking for someone who shares my same interests. There are still lots of places in the world I haven't seen but plan to see one day in the future. I enjoy being outside and being active. I try to work out or be active at least ***times per week. I also enjoy a quiet evening at home watching a good movie or watching my football team play! GO PATS! I am a big animal lover and want to share this with someone as well. I want someone who has a big heart and doesn't just think of themselves. If this is you, please feel free to contact me.

  • Raina

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I am mother of two wonderful kids.They are my heart and soul!! My son is 10 and my daughter is 9.They both have Cystic Fibrosis but looking at them You would never know.I went to cosmotology school but had to put it on hold bc my daughter got sick. I love to have a good time,but with responsible people!!: I love to go to the race track,go on motorcycle rides,and I Love the beach!!!! I am very down to earth,simple but yet still want to be respected!!! I love tattoos on men,I have seven tattoos myself and plan on getting more!! Any place that we would be able to talk, be comfortable,and have fun. All at the same time!!!

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