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Bee, 32

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About Me

ok so....Lets see... one of these again? Let me start off by stating that I have 7 personalities, 5 of which are insects. My closet is crammed with Dolce Gabbana, Prada, and Gucci. Nothing in my closet fits me. Happy people bother me, angry people anger me. Superficial, self absorbed people suck- and they're bad at it too. I was the one on the grassy knoll.I can easily pick $2.40 up with one side of the hiney. (Dont ask me how)Im half deaf but I can hear mice fart. In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my front yard. I had a kid only because I may need a kidney later in life...... OK lets be real- all that was just silly rants, seriously though, I love to laugh and making others laugh as well. Seems Im quite good at it too. Im not a very cynical woman nor do I go "bi-polar" on anyone. I hate small talk, all talk, and even walkin the walk. I prefer conversation with substance and people with depth. Im not perfect, no where near it, I have my issues as we all do, however, I DO NOT, and WILL NOT push my problems on other peoples plates. Hoping to meet all kinds of personalities, seeing as though I can get along with most. Im very wide open and sometimes I can be vulgar. Not to sound cliche here but I know that honesty brings comfort in any connection you encounter. Took me yrs to really understand that and now that I do, I expect it from anyone Im getting to know. I smoke, I drink, but Im not reckless, sloppy, or inconsiderate about my vices. I am a thick woman, however, I am not sloppy. I am very evenly proportioned, and I pull it off rather nicely. Im a lil choosey. Look- I am a fabulous bish to be kickin it with, if you liked anything I just exposed about myself- then lemme kno!......BTW!!!! I'M NOT PREJUDICE OR RACIST OR WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU WANNA SAY NOWADAYS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS!!! NEVER WILL BE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A BLACK DUDE! JUST NOT MY FLAVOR! SO SORRY! BUT NOT REALLY! whatevers clever.....I fuccin looooooove fishing.! Ill fish any of u under the effin water!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Verdell

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    DO NOT SEND ME DISRESPECTFUL MESSAGES! I do not appreciate it and its not going to get you a response. Jeez has dating changed that much?! Are there really girls out there that respond positively to that crap? Smh grow up boys I need a man not a immature perv!The most important thing to know is I have 3 kids that are my whole world and they come first. Next thing is I am not a booty call so if a hook up is ur intention please DO NOT message me. I'm really just a simple country girl. I love to laugh and find the positive in everything.i might wear boots one day and heels the next. Music is huge with me, you really can find a song to relate to every point in ur life. I love old country music, it's kinda my thing at the moment. I enjoy doing many diff things, I can stay in and watch movies all day, go to a concert or play in the mud on four wheelers.i like bowling, shooting pool, bonfires and football(GO GAMECOCKS!) I'm pretty content doing anything. It's my goal to make people happy and keep them smiling. I put aside myself to please others, it's just who I am. It doesn't take much to make me happy I'm a pretty simple girl. I don't like arguing or fighting I'll just walk away if u try. I'm not very clingy or needy, I believe people need time apart and their own space. It's good to have time to miss someone so u will appreciate the time that u do spend together. I work a full time job and raise my three kids alone. I don't ask for help or expect it. I am proud of what all I do alone and I think it makes me a better person. If u wanna know anything else just hit me up.

  • Sadye

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    I've seen some big changes over the last few years, the most exciting being my first house and a promotion!! The next 6 months will bring even more change into my life and I'm looking forward to finding someone share in all of the excitement! I'm fortunate to spend my days working for a great company where I love my job and have fantastic colleagues. I look forward to quiet evenings at home cuddling with my dog and relaxing. I spend a lot of my spare time reading and have been known to read through the night when it's an especially good book! I'd like to find someone who wouldn't mind joining me and my pup for a stroll around the neighborhood.I'm a "girly" girl. I like to shop (and love a good bargain). I will cry over a good movie or a touching book. I'm a romantic, enjoy being affectionate, and love to cuddle up on cold or stormy nights. I do not play games, what you see is what you get! I say what I mean, mean what I say, and expect the same in a potential partner. I am not interested in partying or the bar scene. I'm easy to please and don't think romance always means long-stemmed red roses or fancy dinners out. More often than not, for me romance is a warm fire in the fireplace, dinner at home and maybe a glass of wine. I appreciate the little things in life and really do love to laugh.Outside of work and relaxing I have a couple of passions. I've been bitten by the travel bug and hope to see more of the world and the US. It'd be difficult for me to turn down an opportunity to see more of NYC or DC, however there are plenty of new places on my wish list also. I've recently discovered photography and hope to take a class or two in the near future. In the mean time I'm exploring other avenues to learn what I can.I don't have a long list of "must-haves" for the man in my life. Among the most important is that he should share my faith/values. I hope to start a family and believe that shared beliefs are vital to being successful spouses and parents.Like you, I've loved and lost, but I'm hopeful about the future. I believe the best is yet to come, are you the one to share it with me? I'd like to keep things simple, maybe bowling, putt-putt golf, a trip to the zoo, or something similar. I think it'd be nice to do something fun and still allow the opportunity to talk and get to know one another.- I'll just say my all time high score was in the double digits and leave it at that! It's also been years since I played putt-putt. On the bright side, we'll spend a good portion of the evening laughing. :-)

  • Lorina

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I'm 32 yrs old and recently seperated. I love fishing, camping, and pretty much anything outdoors. I do have 2 boys and they're my world. If that bothers you then move on. If you want to know anjthing else just ask. No booty calls or one night stands, so don't ask.

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