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Eldora, 33

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About Me

I'm laid back, not in any rush to fall into a serious relationship. Super busy with a new shop so my time is limited but I definitely love getting out as much as I can. Love love love music. Definitely a tomboy, usually the lone female in a crowd of crazy amazing guy friends. *Apparently it's important to make a few things clear on here! I have no interest in doing your wife dirty while you watch and bukkake on our face! I have no interest in you coming over for a 30 min "encounter" just because your abs have tricked your brain into thinking your irresistable! I have no interest in you rubbing your ballz on my face to prove you have a pair! Really I have no interest in getting infested with ebola period. So if your bodily parts are community property, your community is not on my side of the tracks! No cam sex, I'm not here to see how big your junk is. I like people that use their thinkers and if you had half a brain you would quit showing it off for free and get paid for it. I don't need a sugar daddy, if your remotely close to my fathers age I appreciate the thought and your desire to show me what a real man can do for me but no thanks! This site should have a health hazard warning for bulimia!* somewhere road trip worthy

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    ok so....Lets see... one of these again? Let me start off by stating that I have 7 personalities, 5 of which are insects. My closet is crammed with Dolce Gabbana, Prada, and Gucci. Nothing in my closet fits me. Happy people bother me, angry people anger me. Superficial, self absorbed people suck- and they're bad at it too. I was the one on the grassy knoll.I can easily pick $2.40 up with one side of the hiney. (Dont ask me how)Im half deaf but I can hear mice fart. In my spare time I build suspension bridges in my front yard. I had a kid only because I may need a kidney later in life...... OK lets be real- all that was just silly rants, seriously though, I love to laugh and making others laugh as well. Seems Im quite good at it too. Im not a very cynical woman nor do I go "bi-polar" on anyone. I hate small talk, all talk, and even walkin the walk. I prefer conversation with substance and people with depth. Im not perfect, no where near it, I have my issues as we all do, however, I DO NOT, and WILL NOT push my problems on other peoples plates. Hoping to meet all kinds of personalities, seeing as though I can get along with most. Im very wide open and sometimes I can be vulgar. Not to sound cliche here but I know that honesty brings comfort in any connection you encounter. Took me yrs to really understand that and now that I do, I expect it from anyone Im getting to know. I smoke, I drink, but Im not reckless, sloppy, or inconsiderate about my vices. I am a thick woman, however, I am not sloppy. I am very evenly proportioned, and I pull it off rather nicely. Im a lil choosey. Look- I am a fabulous bish to be kickin it with, if you liked anything I just exposed about myself- then lemme kno!......BTW!!!! I'M NOT PREJUDICE OR RACIST OR WHATEVER THE F*CK YOU WANNA SAY NOWADAYS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO BLACK GUYS!!! NEVER WILL BE! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME IF YOUR A BLACK DUDE! JUST NOT MY FLAVOR! SO SORRY! BUT NOT REALLY! whatevers clever.....I fuccin looooooove fishing.! Ill fish any of u under the effin water!

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