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Hattie, 31

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About Me

Been single since march, not looking for a serious relationship *** time for me. Nor am i looking for another "interview" date where you are out to eat and have food stuck in your teeth. More of a "lets watch a movie and see what happens" kind of girl. Looking for that one cool person to chill with and take it from there. Must be: Funny, cute in their own way, taller than me, nice, non-judgemental, patient, and like to have fun. Must have a sense of humor for this dork!!! I love beavis and butthead and hippo twerking. I shake it til i bake it. Then i fall on my buttocks. Would you laugh at me? Would you help me up? I'd pry fall again.Am open to friends first and see what happens. I am a one man woman. If i see someone, its only one person at a time. I am not like a pinata, I am not out to jam as much stuff as i can in me now.....even if its not a huge commitment, i have standards. I like to dive in slowly, so we can both feel the groove and enjoy it. I don't want just a one night fling. I have to be picky for my children. I want online friends first then see what happens. I may be open to meeting someone sooner if we click well. But honestly, i am just finding out what i want out of life first. That comes first. So message me if you want to know more about me. I personally want to take the time to get to know you than put it all on my profile now. So ask!I am BIG into comedy and music. My goal is to write music, poetry or even books. I have a LOT to offer via my imagination. I am a very creative person and know what i want. I want someone who's fun, relaxed, and just like me...someone who's not judgemental but can take life as it comes at them. Take a chance with me and ill take a chance with you. If anything, making a good friend out of it. Reason why i put just friends. You just never know what life may throw at you!PREFER people around my age ***to ***but im open to 26 to 38 max. If married, i am not interested. Thanks. Hang out watch a movie, cuddle..wipe your nose for you lol jk....i mean just hang out and chill and take it from there.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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  • Leslie

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Who I am and a lot of what I'm looking for thrown together...Passionate (about EVERYTHING!...okay, that's me ;), but I definitely want someone that shows passion towards something), depth (intelligence and substance = sexy), humor (witty? sharp? sarcastic?...sounds good to me), communication (direct, open and honest), genuine (life is too short to spend it being someone you're not), fit/athletic and healthy lifestyle (being committed to your physical well-being is CRITICAL to me and ties into so many areas of overall health and well-being (don't get me wrong, I have been known to enjoy my share of treats!), laughter (fun and playful is a major bonus), affectionate (intimacy on every level is HUGE to me, so subtle...and I guess, not so subtle, acts of affection can go a long way), confidence (if you're grounded, respect/love yourself and can write a mental list of what makes you a great person, I'm in!) and last, but certainly not least, live life with a glass half-full approach (POSITIVITY is contagious and a smile can speak a thousand words about someone's soul)!Bottom line, I am at a point in my life where I am craving 'something more'. P.S. All my pics are recent, but my profile age is inaccurate. I've tried changing it multiple times, it appears updated and then it doesn't change! Anyway, I'm sorry for the confusion, but I'm 42. Having said that, I definitely look more like 35 than 42. :)Good luck on your journey!

  • Numbers

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    First gotta start off with I'm a mom of three kids. They are my number one priority. I'm not looking for a dad or someone to take care of them. They have that. I'm not looking for someone to take care of me either. I've got that covered. Now, if you've made it this far, looking for some new friends to hang out with. Not looking for a relationship or anything serious but not closed off to the idea either. I like just about everyone and play well with others lol. So now down to the good stuff. I'm a super fun person. I Love to help others, and make people laugh. Super relaxed and just want to have some fun in life. Life's too short to be miserable. If you wear skinny jeans or are one of those so cal bro guys please don't message me. Also, if you think that sending me a pic of your body parts will get a date it won't. This site is kinda crazy sometimes so gotta be upfront and honest. Not looking for a threesome or to be in one. Looking for a man, not a boy! If you're under 30 please don't waste your time. We both know what that's all about and that's definitely not my style. I need a man who opens doors, knows how to treat a lady, but also doesn't put up with my crap either. Someone who's my equal not a push over and not a jerk.. Wow that's kinda a lot to ask or huh? What are you supposed to put on here? Lol I guess Looking for someone to call me non stop, talk all about them selves, constantly text, call, or phone bomb me.. Lol just kidding.. Just chill and have a beer,maybe a glass of wine or two. See what I can learn from meeting someone new. Have a few laughs with no drama.

  • Keren-Happuch

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    I'm going to put it like this ..... I'm on here to find that one guy that matches me not a friend with benefits or a one night stand for the guy that want to get his rocks off because he knows you like him when he's not interested in you at all ..... I want a guy that's going to accept my son as well as me and my family because I'm very close to them and not jump the gun but are willing to settle down and have a family ..... I've been walked on way to much and I just need an understanding man ... I don't drive ... I have seizure but I can get around when I have to .... I'm willing to take time out of my life for you so all I'm asking is that your willing to do the same in return ..... But so you know my son comes first that means what me work with me when it comes to him or around him because he's a very special part of my life ...... I tend to wear my heart one my sleeve and I'm a good friend but I have to be give the chance ..... If you would like to know anything else please don't hesitate to ask

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