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Lucienne, 34

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About Me

This is my second attempt at meetville. Perhaps I am a glutten for punishment. I just finished my degree in criminal justice and am looking for work as a criminal investigator. That literally means I am trained to see through the bull. I have a 12 year old son. He is my world; and if you are welcomed into our world it is a privelage like none other. I live with my best friend, who happens to be a very good looking man, so no jealousy allowed. Always know that if it came down to you or him, he will probably always win.I work a lot because I enjoy working. I like to be productive. I am not looking to work my ass off so my man can sit home on his. I want a partner. I don't mind a little drama. I think without a little drama life is pretty dull. I am the person who will give my last dime to the homeless, jump in front of a bullet for someone I care about, and make sacrifices if it means taking care of others. However, with my big heart comes a lot of wisdom, learned through tough lessons.I am very sarcastic, dirty minded, and love to laugh. It is very tough to offend me. I think sex is one of the top two most important things in a relationship. With that said, don't bother messaging me if you are looking for skin pics or a good bang, because I am looking for more than**** If you earn it, it will cum!Out of that wisdom I have developed a short list of requirements. I have very few expectation other than honesty and respect because that is all you will get from me!-Must have a job (I don't care where or what, just some income and a purpose)- Must have a vehicle or access to one. I refuse to drive everywhere- Must have a relationship with someone in your family. If you have been disowned, why would I think you are worth my time?- Must understand my need for independence and not have issues with the fact that most of my closest friends are men.- Must enjoy big women. I am not huge, but I am not small either. I have the body of a mother. I need a man to make me feel sexy for who I am and not give me pointers on how to be someone else.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I'm a pretty simple girl. I'm a little shy when I first meet someone until I know they can take my sarcasms and sense of humor. I'm a single mother of a beautiful (at least I think so***year old little girl. She's my world. I love sports. GO BUCKS!! I'm really focused on my health. It would be nice to meet someone who enjoys working out as much as I do. I'm in the gym ***times a week. I love going camping and hiking or just being outdoors. I'm happiest though near the beach and the ocean but I can be just as happy at home cooking dinner watching a movieI've never really tried internet dating before so even I get to meet some new friends it was worth it. I would really like to meet someone who's not wanting to play games or just "hook up". I'm getting too old for that. I want to meet someone I can have fun with and can make me laugh. I know this is just a small part of who I am so if you want to know more, just ask!

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