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Deloise, 35

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OK so clearly we have both given up trying to meet people the usual way...that's why were here right? Read on....(but don't take every word seriously)I've been single just long enough to figure out what I'm looking for, but not long enough to settle for something that isn't fantastic! Doesn't seem like it should be too hard to find!?I have kids. Two of them. They’re young (9 & 6) and awesome, but get one drop of sugar in them and you’re dealing with a feeding-Gremlins-after-midnight situation. Do you have kids? That’s cool. I can work with that, but I’ll probably judge your parenting style and will constantly think in my head how superior my children are.On the plus side, my kids both have the same baby daddy, so if we get serious, there’s only one dude you have to engage in awkward interactions with.When I’m not building forts, I'm either at work, or trying to find something to do other than lay on the couch. I have some trust issues. I’ve been hurt. I’m sure you have, too, but we’re talking about me now. We’ll do that a lot. I’ll overthink and question everything to the point it drives me mad until I feel comfortable trusting you.There’s a few positives about me that help outweigh all the crazy, but I’ll let you figure those out on your own, that’s the fun part, the getting to know each other. I mean, finding out someone you’re interested in was once awarded a Best Ass trophy is a way better surprise than anything I wrote about here. Let’s keep the surprises fun.CheersSome of this may be stolen from the inter web...but I have a great sense of humor First date….not sure!!! I am willing to entertain any reasonable offer.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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