SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Marshall
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
As I am an incredibly lazy individual, I'm looking for someone to force me off the couch for some spontaneous fun. Must be more hilarious then myself and share a similar twisted sarcastic sense of humour.
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Drema
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I like swinging from chandeliers, although I don't have any, climbing trees, doing the tango with random strangers, corrupting the minds of impressionable children, like my own, and trying to awe people with quickly reciting the alphabet backwards. If that doesn't sound like a good time, I don't know what does!My goal is to be a gator wrestler. If that doesn't pan out for me, I want to be a clown college professor. Those red noses are HOT!! Besides, who doesn't want to shove 30 people into a tiny car? I do. Especially if I can throw a pie in someone's face after. It's the stuff dreams are made of. I have kids. Lots of kids. More than a couple, less than half a dozen...lots.-existent gunshots, so they're awesome! If kids, or lots of kids, aren't your thing, that's great, but there's probably no point in sending me a message. Nerf gun war, pin the tail on the donkey, coffee, tricycle races and pool noodle jousting are all options. I get to ride a unicorn if it's jousting. The magical horn helps.
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Jerlene
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I could tell you ALL about my sparkling personality, my witty sense of humor or my hidden talent, who doesn't on here? I am new to the area, educated (YAY SCIENCE!) employed and starting grow some roots. I am a music junky, enjoy live events, am into real camping, and spontaneous day trips. I prefer craft to commercial, dogs to cats, home cooked to take out and quality to quantity. I tend to be; more relaxed than not, happier than sad and more of a listener than a talker. I can't believe all the interesting things crammed into this area, care to join me? How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.